This is very funny to me. Ha Ha! (sort of)

Back in the day I had a boyfriend who was a player in the opening band for Jefferson Starship in a performance at Radio City Music Hall.

I got to "hobnob" with the manager of Jefferson Starship and his sycophants backstage. It was truly disgusting. Coke snorting everywhere. I abstained.

I later learned that most guys in the industry at the time referred to him as an asshole. Later it was reported he had grown a beard, at which time they referred to him as a "bearded asshole."

This is how I think of John Kerry…a Botoxed asshole. I wonder sometimes, though not very often because it's too gross, if Kerry is actually capable of taking a simple plebeian dump, what with all the Botox and all. (Just a repugnant passing thought)

My guess is that he has intravenous tubes inserted into his brain from his rectum that lead directly into the bidet he uses as an exit point for his excrement. I mean, it's gotta go somewhere. Right?

God forbid he should be constipated, or worse, suffer from diarrhea. Oh, the humanity!