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Italian museum covers nude statues for Iranian dignitaries

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Italy covers up naked statues so as not to 'offend' Iranian president

Iranian dignitaries visiting Italy's museums won't be offended by nude statues or paintings. The infidel "classics" were draped, boxed, or removed.

Imagine, the "Thinker" in a suit, the Mona Lisa in hijab, the Cistine Chapel painting of Adam reaching toward his creator, hidden by a grid of acoustic tiles!

It's not yet Next Tuesday, but by golly it's Monday evening!

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The nude statues were covered, of course, so that the eminent Islamic leader wouldn't get horny and try to rape one of them, as did his fellow Mohammedan to an improperly covered mannequin in this video:

https://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=87b50bbf24b7

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A cartoon from Italy:

Italian solution vs. logical solution.

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Covering the nude statues and removing wine and pork from famous Italian dishes was clearly not enough to please the Iranian dignitary.

Italian authorities should have also herded all of the country's Jews in into specially constructed ghettos - for their own protection, mind you. They could also round up local homosexuals and hang them from construction cranes for Rouhani's viewing pleasure.

There's so much more that could be done. These things just write themselves. Maybe I'll just write a separate Current Truth reporting on this, if time permits.


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Perhaps USSA government authorities could take a lesson from our Italian Comrades when preparing photos of the Supreme Court. Remember, Dear Leader's gaze may fall upon these images suddenly and without warning.

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Crappie old man, those are double-baggers if I ever saw one.

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Rouhani is protected from all evil images...
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Comrade Putout - a nice callback to the Zoe Stavri Yeast Manufacturing thread!

Zoe Stavri wrote:and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water.

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The Ukrainian topless protesters strike again:

France: Topless Femen activist 'hangs' herself to protest against Iran's Hassan Rouhani visit to Paris

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A topless activist staged a mock hanging from a bridge in Paris, to protest against the visit of Iranian President Hassan Rouhani. The protester, from international women's rights group Femen, hung from the bridge in an execution-style demonstration on 28 January.

She had an Iranian flag painted on her chest. Rouhani is in the French capital to sign off on new business deals between the two countries.

Femen France's spokesperson Sarah Constantin said: "We organised this public display as a little reminder of the fact that every year, more than 800 people are sentenced to death in his country. Among them are women, feminists, homosexuals, and free-thinkers who are rotting on death row, just because they are free-thinkers. And Francois Hollande doesn't take any of this into account.

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Statues are needing chastity belts to protect against rapefugees.

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The difference between a hardline or conservative & a moderate reformist Mullah in the Khomeiniist regime explained:

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