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Why We Love Islam!

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My Comrades!

While I detest the Dutch Thought Criminal Geert Wilders and spit on his grave which I hope will be dug soon, I have to point out that he does have a good understanding of progressivism. In fact if he was not such a vile piece of reactionary excrement I would offer him a seat at the Zimbabwean Institute for Ideological Indoctrination!

Seldom have I seen such a good exposition of the ideologies that lie so close to my heart!

This is from his recent speech in Berlin.

The American political scientist Mark Alexander states that the nature of Islam differs very little – and only in detail rather than style – from despicable and totalitarian political ideologies such as National-Socialism and Communism. He lists the following characteristics for these three ideologies.

  • They use political purges to “cleanse” society of what they consider undesirable;
  • They tolerate only a single political party. Where Islam allows more parties, it insists that all parties be Islamic ones;
  • They coerce the people along the road that it must follow;
  • They obliterate the liberal distinction between areas of private judgment and of public control;
  • They turn the educational system into an apparatus for the purpose of universal indoctrination;
  • They lay down rules for art, for literature, for science and for religion;
  • They subdue people who are given second class status;
  • They induce a frame of mind akin to fanaticism. Adjustment takes place by struggle and dominance;
  • They are abusive to their opponents and regard any concession on their own part as a temporary expedient and on a rival's part as a sign of weakness;
  • They regard politics as an expression of power;
  • They are anti-Semitic.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

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FORTUNATE!

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YES! Yes! Yes! Yes! Fortunate we are indeed! Glorious Leader is driving the car!

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Reading that brought a tear to eye - I swear, it sounds like something dearest fearless Leader would have said.

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Whitemaleheteropig: I'm flipping off the "prog switch " in three....two....one.....now!

Indeed, our Fearless-Dearest Leader was actually saying those very words out loud to himself immediately before the crash........... watching himself say them in his rear-view mirror didn't exactly help matters.

So kids...what have we learned today ? Watch the road instead of yourself.

ps: I almost called Obama a narcissistic bastard...... almost. Fortunately, good taste prevents me from describing him as such.

End of message...." Prog Switch " on. Yes we can ! Yes we can ! Yes we can trash this country.

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I KNOW I INSISTED BUSH GIVE THE KEYS! But hey! I think I'm getting the hang of this! I missed the tree this time!

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Most Revered 0bamugabe,

Islam is the Peoples Religion™; of the People; for the People; and by the right People. There is no other Religion in which to rule the world with to give the People Hope and Change™ and 72 virgins into Next Tuesday™

0BAMA-hu AKBAR!!!

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Wait a minute! Wilders had the gaul, the AUDACITY to compare glorious Communism with wretched National Socialism? That should be a CRIME, he should have to stand trial before a judge in court for that!

Huh? Oh, he's in The Netherlands. Well, it probably IS a crime then!


Anyway, every True Believer knows that Communism and National Socialism are totally opposite from each other (I read that on Encyclopedia Dramatica, so it must be true).

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Commissar M wrote:Wait a minute! Wilders had the gaul, the AUDACITY to compare glorious Communism with wretched National Socialism? That should be a CRIME, he should have to stand trial before a judge in court for that!

Huh? Oh, he's in The Netherlands. Well, it probably IS a crime then!

Anyway, every True Believer knows that Communism and National Socialism are totally opposite from each other (I read that on Encyclopedia Dramatica, so it must be true).

Kommissar M

I believe that you do show some aptitude and promise to rise in the party ranks, so I will let you in on a little Secret.

The Current Truth for the People is somewhat different from the Real Current Truth for the Inner Party. Fascism is a tool, like any other ism, that can be used to work towards the Glorious World of Next Tuesday. What is important is not the Ism that is used but who is in charge.

There should be only one person in charge, and that is Me... Um... Us, the Party Elite who know what is Best For The People and actually have the Mental Capacity and Revolutionary Resolve to bring about the World of Next Tuesday.

If the people in charge are not Us, then whatever Ism they rule by is Evil. That is why Nazism had to be destroyed, even though it is not much different from our Progressive Ideal.

Or, lets take a case from more recent history:
Apartheid (an Imperialist form of Fascism) was evil, right? RIGHT!

Why was Apartheid evil? Was it because of
-- No personal freedom?
-- No freedom of speech?
-- No economic freedom?
-- No private property rights?
-- Special Privileges for Special Classes?

By no means, my young padawan! All these are core tenets of our Glorious African Communism!

Apartheid was evil because the People in Power were not US!

If WE were in charge of Apartheid, we would have used it to usher in the Glorious World of Next Tuesday!

But here comes the secret: How do you make sure the right people (Us) are in charge? By crafting the Current Truth for the People in such a way that the ideology of the enemy is seen as Evil.

That is why you believed up till now that National Socialism is bad. Any type of Socialism is, of course, good. (But remember Communism is doubleplusgood!)

Amandla!

Obamugabe

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My Comrades!

Here is another reason to love Islam!

Muslims know Bigotry and Intolerance is a one way street. This is another core tenet of Progressivism.

By Definition Black People cannot be Racist.

By the same token Muslims cannot be Religious Bigots!

Reuters wrote:
Malawi Muslims burn Bibles in protest
Oct 5th, 2010 by AfricaTimes.
Muslims in southern Malawi have been burning Bibles in protest against their distribution in Islamic schools by Gideon's International, a senior Muslim Association of Malawi official said on Tuesday.

“That annoyed some parents and other leaders who have resorted to burning the holy books … in protest,” Sheikh Imran Sharif, the association's secretary general, told Reuters.

He said the burning of Bibles was carried out by a few Muslim fanatics and the association has ordered them to stop.

Malawi has 1.7 million Muslims, mostly living in the south of the country, that has a population of about 15 million.

The Muslim protest has been widely criticised in secular Malawi, which has had little religious friction.

Reverend McDonald Kadawati, a leading Christian clergyman asked Muslim leaders to ask followers to stop burning Bibles.

“This is a sad case of religious intolerance and we condemn it in all uncertain terms,” Kadawati said. He called on police to arrest those involved.

Inspector General of Police Peter Mukhito said police have launched an investigation but did not say how many Bibles have been burnt.

Gideon's International, which is dedicated to providing copies of the Bible to people around the globe, said on its Website it has distributed about 90 million Bibles in 22 countries in eastern Africa.

The incident in Malawi comes after U.S. President Barack Obama appealed for religious tolerance last month in response to a Florida pastor's threat to burn copies of the Koran, which sparked an outcry in the Muslim world.

Reuters.

Posted in: Malawi, Society.

https://www.africa-times-news.com/2010/ ... n-protest/

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Whinny-da-PBUH wrote:Islam is the Peoples Religion™; of the People; for the People; and by the right People. There is no other Religion in which to rule the world with to give the People Hope and Change™ and 72 virgins into Next Tuesday™ 0BAMA-hu AKBAR!!!

0BAMA-hu AKBAR!! Indeed!

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In a word, Muslims hate Amerikkka as much as we do. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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2 words and poo(h), durka durka mohammed jihad

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Obamugabe wrote: Kommissar M

I believe that you do show some aptitude and promise to rise in the party ranks

I appreciate your confidence Comrade! Unfortunately, my ascent through The Party seems to have been stalled these last four years. Certainly a mere oversight that will be corrected any time now, since our Glorious Beloved Leader, Chairman 0 has come to power.

There was an "incident" on my watch a few years ago in which a younger, lower ranking commissar was discovered to be a traitor and dissident. The Party had recently rewarded me by tripling my daily vodka ration and issuing me with a new Yarygin PYa to replace my old Tokarev TT-33. To show my appreciation, I had been using both as often as possible, usually in combination. My young charge had sent a report to the local Central Committee, praising me as a "megalomaniacal psychopath", an "alcoholic, genocidal mad man", "clinically unstable" and, rather sweetly, a "loose cannon". Sadly, shortly after that report, this young commissar disappeared. Nearly a year later, his remains were located at the bottom of a deep ravine, although by that time, his crimes against The Party were well known. It appears that, no longer being able to live with his lies, he had gone to an isolated location and shot himself six times, once in each knee, twice in the genitals and finally, twice in the back of the head. He then doused himself with what must've been 3 litres of vodka, lit himself on fire and after burning a while, threw himself in to the aforementioned deep, isolated ravine. While he had been issued with a TT-33, it appears that somehow he was able to obtain a powerful 9 mm weapon to shoot himself.

Shortly after his disappearance, I conducted a search of his quarters and discovered a library of shock material, including all the books written by Ann Coulter up to that point, a King James Bible, a copy of "Mein Kampf" and, worst of all, the first two volumes of Rachael Ray's "30 Minutes Meals" cookbook series. After that, things stalled for me. I don't believe the local Party leadership blamed me because, like all good Progressives, I am blameless. However, The Party took pity on me after the discovery of my subordinate's treachery and suicide. They sent me for a brief respite at the Karl Marx Treatment Center, where I became acquainted with this Glorious Collective, The People's Cube, and all of my fellow travelers who reside here. I was then given a new assignment as a commissar at the site of the John Kerry Memorial uh, William J. Clinton Memorial OK, People's Re-education Center and Uranium Mine, where I serve The Party, The People and now The Beloved Chairman 0 to this day.

It is my hope that soon, I will be allowed asked to leave this toxic, radioactive hell hole lovely Party facility and return to civilization assume a role within The Party's inner circle so that I can exact my revenge on the ass-kissing toadies who sent me here.

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Commissar M,

After everything you've been through. It appears that you could survive living under just about any regime, even that of being an under wife of Mrs Al Czarweary's.

In the meantime, weren't all you impressed by the nice Mooslim family seen on the cover of this Sun-not-day's Parade Magazine?

Why, they look like an all American family, to me. The title of the article is "We've Found Peace in This Land." Isn't that lovely.

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Kommissar M

Your zeal and diligence for the collective is duly noted and recorded. If you keep it up you may receive a special watch at your retirement about 65 years from now.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

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Image Islam's mindset towards society seems to be that of a "Power Assertive / Anger retaliation rapist" where they will have their way and their victim and they believe in return they will fall in love with them. (had to fix that)

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Obamugabe wrote:My Comrades!

Here is another reason to love Islam!

Muslims know Bigotry and Intolerance is a one way street. This is another core tenet of Progressivism.

By Definition Black People cannot be Racist.

By the same token Muslims cannot be Religious Bigots!

Again, Comrade Obamugabe proves why he is more equal! "It's not Religious Bigotry when we do it!"

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"Let the dead bigots bury the dead bigots" , this french Catholic is taking the word Bigot back!!!!

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Comrade Obamugabe,

What a most excellent example you are to follow! Dear Leader wants this country to mirror your great accomplishments. You have set the bar very high for dear leader to follow.

In your total overhaul of the economic basis of your country, you were able to keep employment at a very controllable 6%, and you held the inflation to a paltry 28,000%.

What glorious accomplishments, I stand in awe!


 
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