A crisis is happening and the people of Yemen are suffering a shortage of submarine sandwiches, and food ammunition. The air raid by the Saudis got rid of commissaries, 7-11 convenient stores, and other wholesale stores. The people of Yemen are pleading for help.
Not to worry, our comrades from Iran are sending ships to deliver humanitarian aid to the region like they did for the Hamas group in Gaza Strip. The people of Yemen celebrate this occasion and plan to erect a platform for their firework show.
Our Dear Leader will condemn the Saudis for violating human rights after the 18th hole.
Ivan the StakhanovetsYou sir, assume that Dear Leader (PBUH) has even read of a violation in the paper?
Not to worry comrade, he has a caddy to carry his papers around too.