She's tanned, rested, and ready!


Hillary is stocking up on hot sauce as she prepares to make a run for the White House.


The gracious Hillary Clinton was recently spotted in the Hot Sauce aisle at Chappaqua Grocery Store.




As we all now know, Hillary always keeps a bottle of hot sauce in her purse… or so she told black radio hosts in 2016 on the campaign trail.

“What's something that you always carry with you?” the radio host asked Hillary.

“Hot sauce,” Hillary said.

“I just want you know that everyone is going to say, okay, she's pandering to black people,” one of the radio hosts said.

“Is it workin?” Hillary responded in her fake southern accent.

Antonio Salazarinski wrote:
“What's something that you always carry with you?” the radio host asked Hillary.

A. Hot Sauce
B. Cyanide tablets
C. Straight razor
D. Glock .40
E. All of the above

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:

Antonio Salazarinski wrote:
“What's something that you always carry with you?” the radio host asked Hillary.

A. Hot Sauce
B. Cyanide tablets
C. Straight razor
D. Glock .40
E. All of the above

F. Piano wire
G. Rubber gloves
H. Bleach
I. Wiping cloth

Red Square wrote:

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:

Antonio Salazarinski wrote:
“What's something that you always carry with you?” the radio host asked Hillary.

A. Hot Sauce
B. Cyanide tablets
C. Straight razor
D. Glock .40
E. All of the above

F. Piano wire
G. Rubber gloves
H. Bleach
I. Wiping cloth

J. Assorted nooses.

Hillary always puts hot sauce on children.

(and for personal needs:)

K. corrective prism glasses
L. contra-dizziness gyroscope
M. flask full of pneumonia lozenge
N. Diazepam gun (special agent attached)
O. a contra-Trumpian-knock-out-golf-ball shield

Kids get trip to Hillary's pedo island

P. Chicago cemeteryvoter registration cards.

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:P. Chicago cemeteryvoter registration cards.

It was only until Osama bin Laden was registered to vote in Chicago that I knew he was really dead.

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:P. Chicago cemeteryvoter registration cards.

It was only until Osama bin Laden was registered to vote in Chicago that I knew he was really dead.

So THAT'S why Epstein hasn't registered to vote yet.