Sorry about posting twice in the same day, Comrades. I really do believe in equal bandwidth for all. Perhaps this post can be redistributed to someone more needy.

Anyway, I came across this, which is just too good not to share. If you're a newly minted journalist, and a good Prog (which, if you've just graduated from a J-school, you most certainly are -- they make sure of that) here is a handy chart to assist you in writing about crime stories.

It is fully approved by all of the Authorities.

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Sorry about posting twice in the same day, Comrades. I really do believe in equal bandwidth for all. Perhaps this post can be redistributed to someone more needy.

Anyway, I came across this, which is just too good not to share. If you're a newly minted journalist, and a good Prog (which, if you've just graduated from a J-school, you most certainly are -- they make sure of that) here is a handy chart to assist you in writing about crime stories.

It is fully approved by all of the Authorities.

With all due respect, I would add:

I revised it, like any good Komrade should do about history:

I saw this today and I support your use of it!