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Gun control to include emojis

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Comrades, let's lobby Apple to get rid of those offensive gun emojis!

Here's the original open letter to Apple. Let's improve on it so Apple can finally understand that this is an offer they can't refuse if they know what's good for them.

We love what you do. What you make. What you stand for. There's just one thing we don't like. And we're writing you in hopes of gaining your support.

You see, despite 33,000 American deaths caused by gun violence every year, including the many recent tragic shootings, there has been no legislative action for stricter gun accessibility. Even President Obama has voiced his frustration, stating, “Congress will not budge and that no real action can occur unless the American people feel enough urgency.”

So, what can we do?

We realized that many Americans unknowingly carry a gun with them every day. The one that was given to them without a background check: the gun emoji.

We ask that you stand with the American people and remove the gun emoji from all your products as a symbolic gesture to limit gun accessibility. We understand taking the emoji out will not end gun violence, but this act will show Congress that gun-owning and non-owning Americans have come together to demand required background checks for ALL gun sales.

Please, help us Disarm The iPhone. Thank you.

Sincerely,

DisarmTheiPhone

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Ahh yes! The perfect Party™ propaganda tool that achieves nothing whilst announcing that "At least we care!™"

Party™ loyalist, everywhere, can now be smug in demanding that they be considered more caring than anybody else and that Apple is in criminal violation of all political codes.

A wonderful campaign!

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Something else to complain about: I can't find the trans-gender emojis in the Emojipedia! What is this world coming to? Eh?


 
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