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Generation Tide-Pod to end Liberalism!

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The Tide-Pod chewing generation has developed a sure-fire way of ending their liberal (and possibly all other) tendencies.

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Videos posted on social media show teenagers snorting condoms as part of a so-called “condom snorting challenge.”

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In the videos, teens put an unwrapped condom up one of their nostrils and inhale until the condom comes out of their mouth. Like other viral challenges, the condom snorting challenge has been around for years but recently reemerged on social media.

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This isn't the first time that teens have done questionable things in the pursuit of Internet fame. In 2012, more than 50,000 YouTube video clips showed young people swallow a tablespoon of dry cinnamon with no water, gag and spew out a cloud of orange dust as part of the "cinnamon challenge."

Fortunately the generation of gender-confused Tide Pod eaters have relatively low prospects for survival and reproduction.

Note: Democrats and other activists have been tirelessly pushing the idea that David Hogg and his fellow media created celebrity school shooting “survivors” are proof that it's time to lower the voting age to 16 because as they would tell you, these kids are wise beyond their years.



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Ivan's second-to-last words, "Hold my beet vodka!"

Ivan's last words, "...unwrapped condom?!"
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Someone needs to warn Madonna that this stunt requires the condom to be empty.


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Aspiring teenies -

Stuffing a condom up your nose and pulling it out of your mouth is child's play. If you really want to impress Youtube viewers try stuffing one up your nose and pulling it out your ass! Accomplish that and you'll get a late night show on MSNBC!

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Now, remember, comrades, that not long ago we were campaigning for free condoms for the youth. It was the government's duty to provide free condoms as part of the progressive victory in the War on Women.

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But if you don't have a free condom available for this challenge, we just know the place where you can always get enough according to their needs. But be careful snorting them - you don't know where they've been.

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Red Square wrote:But if you don't have a free condom available for this challenge, we just know the place where you can always get enough according to their needs. But be careful snorting them - you don't know where they've been.

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Actually, most-equal-of-all-comrades, everyone knows exactly where they've been. The questions is whether or not one is stupid insane intrepid enough to accept the challenge.

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Captain Craptek wrote:Aspiring teenies -

Stuffing a condom up your nose and pulling it out of your mouth is child's play. If you really want to impress Youtube viewers try stuffing one up your nose and pulling it out your ass! Accomplish that and you'll get a late night show on MSNBC!

Craptek's Flying Circus

Captain Craptek, please don't put any new ideas in the yutes heads! Or suggest such a thing while I have a mouthful of morning beet juice!

We are having a little set back with the narrative the Tide pod eating, condom snorting, gun grabbing little piggies are espousing. Calling POTUS a dictator while begging him to confiscate everyone's guns is working like a stink bomb in a Hogg parlor.

I suggest we cut back on the chemtrails.

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Perhaps this is what is meant by not knowing one's nose from a hole in the ... whatever?

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Captain Craptek wrote:Aspiring teenies -

Stuffing a condom up your nose and pulling it out of your mouth is child's play. If you really want to impress Youtube viewers try stuffing one up your nose and pulling it out your ass! Accomplish that and you'll get a late night show on MSNBC!

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I thought this was already being done, Isn't that Chris Mathews's schtick? It would certainly explain the source of his tingle.

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Comrades, these so called "challenges" lack courage, determination and life altering commitment.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Comrades, these so called "challenges" lack courage, determination and life altering commitment.

Take the trigger finger challenge, then stick the resulting digit where the sun don't shine!



 
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