In light of the Current Truth™ of the latest events of currentness, Corporeal Whinny decided it was time for a long hibernating hiatus. Through the inspiring words of Ceasar O'bama, "FORWARD(exclamation point)™", Whinny obeyed and proceeded to his dacha — a cozy cave of no importance — to do his part by sleeping
I, Sugar Daddy Bear, in concurrence to the need to reach out and connect with the wants and desires
I vow to help Mr. Boner see that the charge of being "Too White" is really a metaphorical reference of a dog's belly when its in a position of appeasement and surrender, rather than the showing of teeth in agression. I'm sure he already understands.
I will continue to serve The People™ as long as it doesn't cost me anything, and as long as I have someone else's credit card to charge the tab.
Gone is the longing for The Progressive World Of Next Tuesday™ as all our dreams have now been realized and have come true(!)
The O-nly thing left to do is:
But in the name of the Party and its sheeple I must protest your moniker! To label yourself with such an ugly, gender specific name as “daddy” is old fashioned and bourgeois! What about families with two mommies, mommies who are daddies and daddies who are mommies, families with no daddy at all, and those with ever changing daddies?
And don’t even get me started on “sugar” and the oppression of the proletariat that grows it!
I appreciate your oversensitivity regarding my moniker and what it might cause the proles to presume. Since I'm not really a "daddy" in the sense of being a family-oriented, patriarchal figure of tradition, you can view me as your personal "Santa Claws™" rewarding the undeserving with trinkets and shiny objects of temporal value in order to nefariously gain something more permanent in the long term, which is a Spandex-clad Peoples Utopia.
To calm your beating heart regarding how "daddy" will affect those corporeal units (formerly called "families") that have two or more of the same gender, or a mixture of dog, cat and parakeet and the same gender, just pretend there are two of me side by side. That should quell any emotional storms.
And we all know what "Sugar" is anywho: It's the stuff that attracts the flies.
I'm sure the name "Sugar Daddy" is a universally acceptable moniker being that it has been cleared by such "minorities", and other O'bama worshippers, as the Gangsta Rap community, JayZ, .50¢, Snoop Dogg-eat-Dogg, Kanye West, P-diddlydo, Lady Doo Doo, Sixpaq Shakur, Will-I-Aint, M&M, Bigot Smalls and Richard Simmons.
Having once played in a band whose lead singer's stage name was Sugar Bear, I feel like I know you already. And as for those who are worried about the "Daddy" portion of your name, while I think you have appropriately and adequately deflected their concerns, may I point out that Papabama uses a similar moniker (at least to Himself) as He looks down His nose at us, His children?
Happy shoveling, O Bear One!
I thank you for your welcome. Incidentally, I like to hit things, like old tree trunks, pots and pans and pie tins, to make rhythmic patterns, too, with my shovel. Some proles call it "drumming", but I call it "relieving my frustrations". From one fellow musician to another, I tip my hat to you, sir.
Rest assured that Papabama is of no relation to me. I'm just a messenger of the virtues and high honor of collecting OPM. Some may call it "The Big Government Teet", but I call it "social justice".
Just reassure me it has nothing to do with a combination of 0ur Caesar and Spandex.
It is a response to the epiphany I had for Dear Leader's™ resounding Second Coming. I cannot possibly "out-candy" the Original™, but I only serve the Collective™ as a fuzzy, brown reminder of why he's loved so much by the New Plantation Class™.
Comrade, I have to learn to love Spandex™ just as much as the next lazy, uniformed O-bot does. The Ceasar™ requires it.
It is indeed an 0blessing to know that we will be comfortably hugged by our Spandex™ 0bamaforms as we toil gloriously in the 0bamanation Plantation beet fields!