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Each of you must denounce and report six Americans

5/21/2019, 10:18 pm
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4 in 10 Americans Embrace Some Form of Socialism

Two out of five is nice, but four out of ten sounds like we are influencing a greater number, so we're going with that. If we can't shame them to come over to the Red side, we change how we count the population. Since numbers in Gulag don't count, we'll rise to majority in no time.

Report your neighbors with cars, nicer things, better shovels, you know the drill. Fancy degrees from universities, too, except degrees in ebonics or gender studies; sociology degree holders will be reviewed one by one.

Little Jimmy (or Jamal) goes to school with half of a government cheese sandwich if he's lucky, but Sally and Chad have chicken salad sandwiches and a bag of chips? Report them to your teacher, and if she doesn't forward the report, report HER!

Vote Bernie, Vote Early, and Vote OFTEN! Its for the Children™
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5/22/2019, 3:43 am
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Whadabout just multiplyin' 'em four by 3.14159 ?

Makes, lemme see, like, . . .
umm.. pa-pamm.. m-hm-da-da.. oompah-oompah-polka-pah.. - like, 12.56636 .
Out of ten, twelve.
Full twelve! Zwölf von zehn!


.. and whad? that 0.56636? ah, scheisse, sell it to PPFA.
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5/22/2019, 12:01 pm
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5/22/2019, 2:33 pm
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Jackalopelipsky don't care about no numbers...jackalopelipsky just wants full pie...with Blue Bell on top. It's a constitutional right....damn it.

Jackalopelipsky
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5/22/2019, 3:23 pm
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Uhmm, all I have left in this life is four friends, many of whom just want to be left alone.
My husband, of course, is 100%. What should I do now?

We used to love Blue Bell until it went apologetic about it's contamination.
Actually, I think they went overboard about it.
Blue Bell is a decent company. Here's proof:

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5/22/2019, 5:48 pm
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5/23/2019, 10:56 am
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Red Square wrote:.
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[a good one! – GD]

Know non-rational real number pi and non-real imaginary unit i ― and therefore no friends?

Nope.
At least Carl Friedrich Gauss (Princeps Mathematicorum alias Johann Sebastian Bach of Math) and All The Rest Of The Mighty Gang, they smile from Afar & Above, the ∞ Dimension.

Btw:
A real, rational question about the imaginary unit i :

i (squared) = _ ? __ (now, c'mon..) __(c'mon...) __(Clara?.. Clara?.. Clara?..)


        Mystery item No. 1


... banggg!!! .there unfolds, right before my mind's eye, a most beautiful kubiform arc :

Gauss (+ Lobachevsky!) → Göttingen → Einstein → (marvelous!) Nobel Prize 2017 in Physics.

(specifics - a carpenter's handful of guaranteed non-cryptic sentences - on demand)
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5/23/2019, 12:08 pm
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... the imaginary unit i ...
... and back to task: do sumptin about those 6 in 10, reactionary kulaks they are <spit!>.

hah! easy!
Again multiply each of them, one by one. But not by 3.14159, no. Multiply 'em by that f●ing i.
And what, and what?, you ask? Simple: multplied, in a µ-second they become imaginary, too!
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5/23/2019, 12:33 pm
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Pamalinsky wrote:... used to love Blue Bell ...
yummie-yummie, Pammie.
yet don't forget to mix in the icy output of those proglo-twins, Ben-n-Jerry!

Pamalinsky wrote:... just want to be left alone ...
"left" and "alone" ?

When you xiz left, you xiz never alone, you xiz in kollektive!

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( ebullient masses, and where are the 6 burzhui Wallys? . . . exactly, none! )


Alerta, alerta! Research advisable!
How gender-assuming, actually, is "you"?

A question of such finesse, that bundling your zirx powers with Komradette's Komradxs RedD expertise will surely be needed.
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5/23/2019, 2:52 pm
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Alerta, alerta! Research advisable!
How gender-assuming, actually, is "you"?

A question of such finesse, that bundling your zirx powers with Komradette's Komradxs RedD expertise will surely be needed.
But ... but ... I prefer the honorific komradific "Komradette." Surely thou wouldst not deny me my preferred term, wouldst thou?

And note that I have suggested the korrekt second-person-singular pronoun: the familiar thou, tu, du, or other such truly singular usage so beloved of dictators benevolent leaders, a usage which somehow, although singular, indicates the multiplicity and equality of the kollektive, although I do not know how but mine is not to question.
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5/23/2019, 4:09 pm
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Pamalinsky wrote:Uhmm, all I have left in this life is four friends, many of whom just want to be left alone.
My husband, of course, is 100%. What should I do now?

We used to love Blue Bell until it went apologetic about it's contamination.
Actually, I think they went overboard about it.
Blue Bell is a decent company. Here's proof:


True story. In Jackalopelipsky's beet toiling days after giving up teaching career for Lent as a decorative artist, Jackalopelipsky did some restoration work for the family of Blue Bell fame. Their Texazistan farmhouse had been decoratively painted by a traveling artist over 100 years ago. Jackalopelipsky restored the designs on the termite damaged repaired boards. It was a real privilege...to get work that PAID...and to do something really cool in preserving history. Mixing egg tempera to match exact color and to replicate the original artiist's work was challenging and fun. The Blue Bell family are really good people. Eat all you can...

Jackaopelipsky
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5/23/2019, 4:17 pm
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Red Square wrote:[img]/images/various_uploads/How_to_do_communism.jpg[/img]

So....it's a whole endless cycle thing..??? If suffering exists...then it's never going to end.
Jackalopelipsky get's it now. Like, Wow...that really takes the pressure off on the whole suffering thing. Thanks Red Square. :-)

Jackalopelipsky
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5/23/2019, 5:51 pm
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RedDiaperette wrote:... Surely thou wouldst not deny me my preferred term, wouldst thou? ...
Be thou assured, Komradette, thy kubikomradific wouldeth remain as untoucheth as pure snow of whithest lilies. Thou shalt not thinketh bad of mineth.

The "research" is intendeth to be doth in the far fareth progdom of postmodesth Gendhero-Theutons. Videlicet lehrstuhl of Professx Drex Lann Horn. Xhey doeth zirh "you-thu-du" appropriativo-assumptative "research" circum a few of sequentiam decadeth, in futuro.

Whilst we 'tween doth giggle-giggle-giggle-chuckle-giggle n kubiwatcheth looneytunethy:

        Mystery item No. 2

Petendo permissio - kisseth thy rosy paw,
Genosschevalier Dummkopfeth
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5/23/2019, 6:07 pm
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RedDiaperette wrote:And note that I have suggested the korrekt second-person-singular pronoun: the familiar thou, tu, du, or other such truly singular usage...
How dare you assume my grammatical number? Seeing a singular person does not mean xhe doesn't identify as a kollektive, let alone the multiplicity of inner comrades inside xher head.

And Dummkopf - I have one thing to say to you:

Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
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5/23/2019, 7:12 pm
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... and now do I rack my brains (whatever of zem remains), how did you, Reoskvær, þæt wæs god ærest cubikyning, in feasceaft funden for мнимая единица, landeth at Gardena in geardagum.

A mystery, that even an upside down mouse wouldeth solve not, thoughst clicketh.
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5/23/2019, 11:15 pm
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Her: Sweetie, what ARE they sayin' ?

Him: not sure, but they ain't from around here. Bring me another beer and the shotgun while I keep an eye on 'em...
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5/24/2019, 12:00 am
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Here to help with the chicken salad sandwiches... (*fistbump*)
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5/24/2019, 8:44 am
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And now this - a protocol-shred? From yesterday's spyetz-naz in the Party Bunker (WMOMNE)?
Found behind Tractor Barn #2. (slipped from the tottering, um, binder-full-of-nomen?)

Says :
Nomyer 31-4 : _Zyet Dummkopp, khe overfyed? or undyershovyelled? or both?
Ryezolution : _Give'm a shovel-khe-can't-forgyet. Pinkie, .. chyort vaz'mi, vyer iz Pinkie?
Addyenddumm : _Ivan, check lock on kasha-cellar. Yolki-palki, maybe khe got zye trick, eh?


P.S. (while F-"shendered" sweetie runs for beer) check out this beeline: Reoskvær ↔ Beowulf.

(e.g. cyning/kyning = king)


(by Leftish demise,
I love Intyernyet!)
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5/24/2019, 11:29 am
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Red Square wrote:
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1.6180339887 is more equal than 0.6180339887

I don't have friends, only useful idiots to manipulate.
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5/24/2019, 11:45 am
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote: Know non-rational real number pi and non-real imaginary unit i ― and therefore no friends?
Genosse Dummkopf chooses his friends irrationally. For example, to find his residence by apartment number I had to go in circles. And this is what I found.

No rational person would do this to his door.

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5/24/2019, 12:48 pm
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Red Square wrote:
RedDiaperette wrote:And note that I have suggested the korrekt second-person-singular pronoun: the familiar thou, tu, du, or other such truly singular usage...
How dare you assume my grammatical number? Seeing a singular person does not mean xhe doesn't identify as a kollektive, let alone the multiplicity of inner comrades inside xher head.

And Dummkopf - I have one thing to say to you:

Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
Pray forgive me, Noble Direktor, for misnumbering you grammatically. And I am now looking for a harp with which to accompany your recital, noting that a friend of mine once lived with a feline named Ecgfrith, while I myself live with a feline companion who was originally named Wiglaf but who insists on being called by the shortened form, Iggy.
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5/24/2019, 1:41 pm
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Reoskvær ↔ Beowulf.
RedDiaperette wrote:I am now looking for a harp with which to accompany your recital
We had to learn and recite one page from it in our History of the English Language class. Harp optional.
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5/24/2019, 2:40 pm
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Red Square wrote:.
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[a good one! – GD]


i (squared) = _ ? __ (now, c'mon..) __(c'mon...) __(Clara?.. Clara?.. Clara?..)

Beowulf synopsis and analysis for the Math Joke challenged (I have LOTS of friends)......................

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5/24/2019, 6:51 pm
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Red Square wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Reoskvær ↔ Beowulf.
RedDiaperette wrote:I am now looking for a harp with which to accompany your recital
We had to [highlight=#ffff00]learn and recite one page from it[/highlight] in our History of the English Language class. Harp optional.
Now that is Educayshun, comrades Snowflakes. Katyusha-grade Educayshun.
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5/25/2019, 5:36 am
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Ivan, this is a great thing, but it lacks prescience. To really get this thing on fire, you should've told us to challenge those 6 people to report 6 other people. And those 6 other people report 6 more people. And so on and so on...

Like the ice bucket challenge, except you get put on ice permanently.
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5/25/2019, 11:29 am
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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Ivan, this is a great thing, but it lacks prescience. To really get this thing on fire, you should've told us to challenge those 6 people to report 6 other people. And those 6 other people report 6 more people. And so on and so on...

Like the ice bucket challenge, except you get put on ice permanently.
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5/25/2019, 2:57 pm
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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Ivan, this is a great thing, but it lacks prescience. To really get this thing on fire, you should've told us to challenge those 6 people to report 6 other people. And those 6 other people report 6 more people. And so on and so on...

Amway Socialism.
(Always be suspicious when relatives show up that you haven't seen for 15 years and there's not a funeral going on.)
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5/26/2019, 10:15 am
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:. . .
Her: Sweetie, ...
Him: not sure, ...
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Komrade Ivan - not sure if it's from Texazistan. Confirmation? Denial? Comment? Feelings?

(bold hypothesis: Somewhere around Illesheim? Storck Baracks?)
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5/26/2019, 11:17 am
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Red Square wrote:
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5/26/2019, 11:47 am
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By pi ! .Kommissar Elliott, you been there? The "Bunker"? Komrade Direktor's "Bunker"? in 2039?
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5/26/2019, 1:14 pm
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There is no bunker.
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5/26/2019, 1:22 pm
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:There is no bunker.
Or then again, there may be a bunker. It is (or is not) Schrödinger's bunker.
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5/26/2019, 1:33 pm
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jackalopelipsky wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:Uhmm, all I have left in this life is four friends, many of whom just want to be left alone.
My husband, of course, is 100%. What should I do now?

We used to love Blue Bell until it went apologetic about it's contamination.
Actually, I think they went overboard about it.
Blue Bell is a decent company. Here's proof:


True story. In Jackalopelipsky's beet toiling days after giving up teaching career for Lent as a decorative artist, Jackalopelipsky did some restoration work for the family of Blue Bell fame. Their Texazistan farmhouse had been decoratively painted by a traveling artist over 100 years ago. Jackalopelipsky restored the designs on the termite damaged repaired boards. It was a real privilege...to get work that PAID...and to do something really cool in preserving history. Mixing egg tempera to match exact color and to replicate the original artiist's work was challenging and fun. The Blue Bell family are really good people. Eat all you can...

Jackaopelipsky
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WOW! That is truly awesome!
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5/26/2019, 2:19 pm
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:There is no bunker.
Sure. But:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:... "Bunker" ? ...
(anyway, Komrade Ivan: Let's unite to keep catty "Schrödinger" out of that most equal equation!)
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5/26/2019, 3:41 pm
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:. . .
Her: Sweetie, ...
Him: not sure, ...
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Komrade Ivan - not sure if it's from Texazistan. Confirmation? Denial? Comment? Feelings?

(bold hypothesis: Somewhere around Illesheim? Storck Baracks?)
The one on the bottom does remind me of an aggressive toiletten-frau at a truck stop off Autobahn A7... she was ready to clean before I was finished, and moved uncomfortably close. My western colonial standards of conduct had not adapted to include the presence of womynfolk in the men's room, much less staring from nearby, deciding whether I was making a mess or not, and expecting to be paid for the privilege...ahh, dear Europe, how I miss it. Fond memories indeed.
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5/26/2019, 3:49 pm
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By Carville's gumbo! Comrade Friend: for [over-]cultured "da horror", for pop-level "da bomb"!

[comment on YT:
If this guy were a High school teacher, I bet $10,000 he would never have a student pull a "sick day". In fact, they would probably petition to have his class go on longer than normal classes.]


He a TRUE Booyakasha:

        Mystery item No. 3

(ACHTUNG, Clara: μ-Math again!)
(West Saxon to Komrade Direktor 40 years ago -as- Gangsta Ebonics to Dummkopf right now.)
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5/26/2019, 4:38 pm
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:... remind me of an aggressive toiletten-frau at a truck stop off Autobahn A7... she was ready to clean before I was finished, and moved uncomfortably close. My western colonial standards of conduct had not adapted to include the presence of womynfolk in the men's room, much less staring from nearby, deciding whether I was making a mess or not, and expecting to be paid for the privilege...ahh, dear Europe, how I miss it. Fond memories indeed.
Splendid aroma of toiling-class service rigor worthy a tualyet-babushka in Omsk, paired with the proverbially German Ordnung muß sein!


ACHTUNG! Extra for Komradettes!

        Mystery item No. 4
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5/26/2019, 7:49 pm
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote: [comment on YT:
If this guy were a High school teacher, I bet $10,000 he would never have a student pull a "sick day". In fact, they would probably petition to have his class go on longer than normal classes.]


(ACHTUNG, Clara: μ-Math again!)
(West Saxon to Komrade Direktor 40 years ago -as- Gangsta Ebonics to Dummkopf right now.)

I'll never forget what my Algebra I high school teacher, who already had 60 years of teaching experience under her belt when I landed in her class, use to say:

"I can't hep ya if you won't hep ya'self."

I thought about that every day of the week for a month and a half while I rode the bus to summer school to take Reg. Math For Dummies.

As fate would have it, there was a really cute boy from a neighboring county taking it too, so all was not lost that summer.
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5/27/2019, 3:24 am
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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:
Red Square wrote:
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1.6180339887 is more equal than 0.6180339887
I don't have friends, only useful idiots to manipulate.
Truly a golden joke, Komrade ET.

Only now did I finally understand it. That 6/6 encryption.

Like, 1.6180339887 is the Bolsheviks, and they have to do sumptin about 6.
And 0.6180339887 is the Mensheviks, those 6 who must be denounced and reported. Brilliant!



BTW, I suspect Komrade RS encrypted similar ideas:
Red Square [color=#999999]([url=http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/each-of-you-must-denounce-and-report-6-americans-t20667.html#225121][color=#999999]above[/color][/url])[/color] wrote:... to find his residence by apartment number I had [highlight=#ffff00]to go in circles[/highlight]. And this is what I found.
........ < pi-riddled door >
Sure - pi, circles. Math-types always like that - circle, pi, circle, pi (ask Clara!).

But then: must "go in circles", hmm...
Hah! Didn't van Gogh warn us? Panopticon, anybody?

Red Square wrote:... No rational person would do this to his door.
Sure! And who knows what lurks behind such a door!

Minitrue's Room 101?
Kubrick's Room 237?
Barack Barakovich's Lumumba University 2.0?
(and all they "process" those 6 Mensheviks, ja?)
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5/27/2019, 4:14 am
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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:... for a month and a half while I rode the bus to summer school to take Reg. Math For Dummies.

As fate would have it, there was a really cute boy from a neighboring county taking it too, so all was not lost that summer.
Yeah! Yeah! God Gubmint in His its providence, when it came to spreading of Math-dummkopfery, did it in full conformance with all the Fiats of Inclusivity & Diversity.

Sigh... Would only similar, nay - Stakhanovian, 350%, fervor been in play while distributing Americans' Enthusiasm for Some Form of Socialism... We wouldn't have those 6 renegades now....

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:I'll never forget ...
(Kollektive, be lenient with me...)
So enamored with Tom Lehrer & Co, my mind instantly translates it to "I am never forgyet...", while Lobachevsky (smile!) and Stanislavsky (stern!) hover above lil' me. .(as in Mystery 1).
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5/27/2019, 6:39 pm
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
ACHTUNG! Extra for Komradettes!

        Mystery item No. 4

        Mystery item No. 5
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5/27/2019, 9:46 pm
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Comrade Clara,

Ivan is not averse to showing off, or even sharing the "bounties of nature" under the right circumstances. There are situations where the presence of an unintroduced womyn can be a bit startling. Trust me, once I knew of the position and responsibilities, and the expected gratuity, I was quite comfortable conducting business, thank you very much.
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5/28/2019, 7:21 pm
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:... remind me of an aggressive toiletten-frau at a truck stop off Autobahn A7...
Splendid aroma of toiling-class service rigor worthy a tualyet-babushka in Omsk ...
hah! not toiletten-frau, not tualyet-babushka.

The kulak-detection prog-squad of Moscow, TX (30°54′48″N,94°49′31″W) identified the lady.

No big deal, even Pajama Boy would pin down make out spot her as she walked - ostrich feathers proudly protruding - towards Messiah-Campa-2020 Headsquirters, shlepping three obvious Mensheviks of indefinite gender, to get 'em reeducated there. Other three more, and this steadfast F-Gendered Hero Of Menshevshlep has her quota of 6 reactionaries fulfilled!

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Registration (#2.718281828): Frau Katharina Brumbach1 vel Katie Sandwina2

1 Good Marx, what an apt name for this very special lady! 'Brumbach' : a doubly-comic (for a German ear) touch, both tonally and semantically (Brumm! = Vroom!, bach = runnel).

2 Nice μ-story & real-life pun: Lady B outdoes an (already famous) strongman named Sandow, names herself Sandwina! (comic touch once more - comrades cineastes, does Saraghina ring?)


Saraghina:

        Mystery item No. 6
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5/28/2019, 8:01 pm
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I denounce myself for not knowing 6 filthy capitalists who I can denounce.
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5/29/2019, 4:54 pm
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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:Maybe Ivan should have MAN-SPLAINED why the comradette shouldn't have been STARING at his phallocrater ...
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:... Ivan is not averse to showing off, or even sharing the "bounties of nature" ...
Komradette CIZ, remember: Ivan is not just an M-gendered 350% bountyful Stakhanovite, no no.

As the poet says, "You are never forgyet" Illesheim and its choppery rattling usaafbarn.
And as the other poet says, in Ivan's special spot off the 600 mile-long A7 (think I-35):

Ivan's was not to mansplain why, Ivan's was but to pee (not shy).
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5/30/2019, 12:56 pm
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:. . .
Her: Sweetie, ...
Him: not sure, ...
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Komrade Ivan - not sure if it's from Texazistan. Confirmation? Denial? Comment? Feelings?

(bold hypothesis: Somewhere around Illesheim? Storck Baracks?)
The one on the bottom does remind me of an aggressive toiletten-frau at a truck stop off Autobahn A7... she was ready to clean before I was finished, and moved uncomfortably close. My western colonial standards of conduct had not adapted to include the presence of womynfolk in the men's room, much less staring from nearby, deciding whether I was making a mess or not, and expecting to be paid for the privilege...ahh, dear Europe, how I miss it. Fond memories indeed.

My dearest despondent Ivan, perhaps staring down this fraulein will help restore your fond memories:

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5/30/2019, 1:12 pm
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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Red Square wrote:.
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[a good one! – GD]


i (squared) = _ ? __ (now, c'mon..) __(c'mon...) __(Clara?.. Clara?.. Clara?..)

Beowulf synopsis and analysis for the Math Joke challenged (I have LOTS of friends)......................


Ya know, Clara, sometimes RAP, as much I eschew it, works! Good one!
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5/30/2019, 1:23 pm
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After reconstructing the security footage from the toilet accident, these are the facts:

Toiletten-frau: (stares intently at Ivan's tool): Why did you tattoo the word "long" on your weenie if it's really short?

Ivan: That's shrinkage! In its normal state, the tattoo says, "Long live the heroic workers of Tractor Barn #2!"
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5/30/2019, 2:03 pm
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Red Square wrote:.
Toiletten-frau: (stares intently at Ivan's tool): Why did you . . . ?

Ivan: That's shrinkage! . . . !
Once again: Putout! Putout! Craptek! Craptek! _How do we miss you... O tempora, o mores!
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5/30/2019, 7:01 pm
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I We Of The Governing Council must also denounce myself ourselves, since I we know of NO "americans" who are currently candidates for DENOUNCEMENT! If Our Governing Council had known of the new CENTRAL DIRECTIVE FOR DENOUNCEMENT, then many areas our far-flung beet fields might have been a little less "Green" at this point in time, if you know what I mean (and I think you do...)
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5/30/2019, 7:04 pm
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Pamalinsky wrote:My dearest despondent Ivan, perhaps staring down this fraulein will help restore your fond memories:

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Good Lenin! Had Toiletten-Frau "X" looked like that, I'd have had other problems.
Say, can your friend cook? There may be need for an "opening" for someone with such gifts at a certain tractor barn...
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5/31/2019, 10:29 am
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Pamalinsky: ... staring down this fraulein will help restore your fond memories:

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Ivan: Say, can your friend cook? There may be need for ...
heh - we all remember the most recent (and equal) chef de kolkhoz cuisine.

(Craptek, where are you NOW ?)
Open to any kind of culinary experiments...
Yeah, it wasn't just kasha and kasha and kasha....
Ah, memories - there was even olives in play, mmm.....


Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Good Lenin! Had Toiletten-Frau "X" looked like that, I'd have had other problems. ...
Any Komrade in search of a good subject for xiz next Ph.D. - how about this:

Korrelation between special treats traits in Feminae latrinaria Germanicus A7 and habitual Problemus specificus in Troglophallocrator hominum occidentis, with a particular focus on the M-gendered cohort of Mechanicus tractorensis within Kubo-Kommunistik Progressists.
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5/31/2019, 12:00 pm
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote: Korrelation between special treats traits in Feminae latrinaria Germanicus A7 and habitual Problemus specificus in Troglophallocrator hominum occidentis, with a particular focus on the M-gendered cohort of Mechanicus tractorensis within Kubo-Kommunistik Progressists.
Makes me fantasize about this. Worth a 1000 prog-words.

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5/31/2019, 12:42 pm
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Red Square wrote: Makes me fantasize about this. Worth a 1000 prog-words.

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Komrade Direcktor,

Shouldn't it be the female progs fantasizing over Robin Gibb? Just sayin.

(He is looking strangely buff in some areas but I'll take my turn mud wrassling him.)

        Mystery item No. 7
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5/31/2019, 1:48 pm
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Red Square wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote: Korrelation between special treats traits in Feminae latrinaria Germanicus A7 and habitual Problemus specificus in Troglophallocrator hominum occidentis, with a particular focus on the M-gendered cohort of Mechanicus tractorensis within Kubo-Kommunistik Progressists.
Makes me fantasize about this. Worth a 1000 prog-words.

Muscle_Girl.jpg
Now, THERE'S an image that'll get yer hops ahoppin! (At least 14 beers are required before viewing, for your own good. We know what's best for you. Trust us.)
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5/31/2019, 1:55 pm
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:My dearest despondent Ivan, perhaps staring down this fraulein will help restore your fond memories:

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Good Lenin! Had Toiletten-Frau "X" looked like that, I'd have had other problems.
Say, can your friend cook? There may be need for an "opening" for someone with such gifts at a certain tractor barn...
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She makes a mean taco! Rumor has it that she is the new "spokesperson" for Taco Bell. Guess where the new holder for the new taco goes! It is rumored to contain everything the customer desires. Including Hot Sauce.
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5/31/2019, 1:57 pm
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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Red Square wrote:.
Toiletten-frau: (stares intently at Ivan's tool): Why did you . . . ?

Ivan: That's shrinkage! . . . !
Once again: Putout! Putout! Craptek! Craptek! _How do we miss you... O tempora, o mores!
Yeah! Where are they? We Progs want to know!
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5/31/2019, 2:24 pm
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Each of you must denounce and report 6 Americans, and those 6 Americans must denounce and report 6 more Americans, and those 6 Americans must denounce and report 6 more Americans, ad infinitum....until all $ is depleted! The perfect Ponzi scheme! Let's do it!
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6/1/2019, 6:36 am
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Red Square wrote:Muscle_Girl.jpg
ah, from dummy-come-lately:

History, great Marx taught us, goes in circles - evermore farcical circles (as does rotund pi).
Seen from the phallocratorial hill bulging over the gyno-gymno muddy spot, Muscle Girl is a farcical return of Arnie, The Great Enviro Man.

The only question:
Does Ma'am Muscle, dipped in (CA?) backcountry, also speak like a hillbilly?

But, but, back to revolutionary biz.
Man Tovarish, that F-gendered mini-Arnie, she would make a gRRRRReat cookette!


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6/1/2019, 8:17 pm
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1>(ein); I've been taking notes.
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6/1/2019, 8:40 pm
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2>zwei:

Meine liebste Genosse,

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Whadabout just multiplyin' 'em four by 3.14159 ?

That wouldn't be (ahem!) AmeriKKKan pi, would it? As in "MAPA" ("Make Amerikkkan Pi Again")?!

I tought you Chermanz ver ahead uff da rrrest uff huss! Be varned! The Geyahmetter is vatching! I expect a pi tchart*!

Komrade Grendelssohnovovich,
People's Geometer**

*p.s. The last chart was wonderful! It thrilled my Minnesota-German-American hyphenated little heart! (or, as my Grandpa Krause [Krautzee] would have said, "trilled"!)

**p.p.s. How do you make "geometer" come out "gay-ah-metter" without making it look... well, gay?
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6/1/2019, 8:49 pm
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3>drei;

Red Square wrote:And Dummkopf - I have one thing to say to you:

Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.

And all I have to say is...

Yours truly,
Komrade Grendelssohnovovich

Alas, poor Grendel!
I knew him...
(yUrrrrrrP!)
Pass the Geat...
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6/1/2019, 9:26 pm
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4>vier;


Ivan,

Congratulations on setting off such a firecracker of a string! Over 50 posts!! And that Genosse var heisse! Wait...! No, wait... I mean... No, I do know what that means... never mind...

Komrade Grendelssohnovovich
People's Geometer
(yeah, never mind that, either...)
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6/2/2019, 8:17 am
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Dear Grendelssohnovovich of Minne-Germania,

I can see Grandpa - or vas he Grandvater? Großvater even? - Krautzee shining through your, grandsohn's, frazing, like zat "Chermanz ver ahead uff da rrrest uff huss!" & Co.

Seems to me like Gramps Krautzee (and ze Grendels too?) did to Amerikkkan standard parlance, day in day out, ze same sorcery my Cherman grampa did to schtz-Poltski-chrzszcztrz-speak* (of which he, alas, knew but a handful words). Grampa Ullmann "reading" aloud a Polish newspaper was his grandkids' :-) :-) :-) fave running gag.

* TPC! chrząszcz!


As for "People's Geometer" - tcha, it's "Gay-o-mayter", forever. Since Euclid, and Leonhard Euler, and Carl Friedrich Gauss.


And:
Grendelssohnovovich wrote:.
___ Alas, poor Grendel!
___ I knew him...
Mein Gott! Zis is straight out of ze iambic-pentametric thread!
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6/2/2019, 8:50 am
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Grendelssohnovovich wrote:... Ivan,
Congratulations on setting off such a firecracker of a string! ...
Doubleplusjawohl, Komrades.

Grendelssohnovovich wrote:... And that Genosse var heisse! Wait...! No, wait... I mean... No, I do know what that means... never mind...
nay, nay.
Sandwina (above) is heisse (and Saraghina (ibidem), in a certain way, too).
To say nothing of Ivan's new cookette (here) and Red Square's gymno-cutie (there).



P.S. I hear rumors rustle: allegedly, comrade Barackovich tries gettin' through into this thread.
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6/4/2019, 9:15 am
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This morning, wee hours, outer perimeter of TPC territory.
Entry post (a semblance of the gate of Storck Barracks):

ORDER: Halt! ID!
RESP.: Barack Barackovich Messiah.
ORDER: Parole!
RESP.: Problem? Gubmint! B/c that's who we are.
ORDER: That package. What's it?
RESP.: Solution!
ORDER: Show!

Comrade Messiah solves the imaginary problem
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Yeah, that - the solution and the solver - that's the one we have been waiting for.

[Let me be clear:
Stripped to a raw factoid, Messiah's message is truth, only truth, yet by far not the whole truth.]

[And why do comrades Anglo-Saxons conflate 'mess'/'message'/'Messiah', I 'onestly dunno (GD)]


ORDER: Full statement! Expand!
RESP.: Here:

Messiah wrote:If-if-if-if there is problems, ask gubmint.
That's who we are. And that's what gubmint is for.

In a historically unprecedented move, my Lumumba University 2.0 eyed many many uh, introducatory manuals of scienses from two continents, including Kvikipedia.

Our organizers even asked STEM-people. They [edit this, Barack].

So, now we know:
i2 = -1, read: isquared iquals minusone.

Such needless negativity. Clinging to bitterness. That's not who we are.
Therefore, organize!

Come 2020, organized collectives must impeach Trumputler out of my Oval Office in the White House!
EDIT:
They, the STEM-types, laughed, said it's about five centuries old, and well founded since three centuries, then added: 100% STEM-people agree that there is nothing "imaginary" here, it's well understood, and it's now in the ABC of higher Math. Phew, 100%? Make it 350% if you like.


μ-nerdics:

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6/4/2019, 10:16 am
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All things go in circles...

3.141

Komrade! _ focus.._ concentrate.._ bzz.._ bzzz-zz.._ bzzz-dzzgdz.._bzzzz-zzz.._ fluids.._ fluids..

Take 4 remain 3 and 1 and 1... 4 remain 3 and 2... 4 and 3 multiply 2... 4 and 6... eureka! 4:6 !

You barely touch pi, and.. there it is, encodes the proglo-Stakhanovian 4 against 6 !

(you ever thought, Komrade Direktor introduced pi (above) willy-nilly?)


        Mystery item No. 10
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6/5/2019, 9:31 am
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Komrades,

Our help denouncing and reporting Amerikkkans is urgently needed in Komrade Pelosi's district.

San Francisco to force treatment on mentally ill drug users

We can easily make our denouncement quotas AND THEN SOME.

Remember to watch where you step.

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