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Destroy the GOP! Support the C.R.A.P. Act!

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Comrades!

It is with great pride that I, Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev, have introduced new legislation (by way of a useful idiot) aimed at strangling the life out of the Evil ReThugLiKKKan Party and their Tea Party hijackers.

This new bill is called the Counter-Revolutionary Activities Prevention Act. The purpose of the C.R.A.P. Act is to flush all thoughts of instantiating activities that are not in step with those of our Dear Leader, General Secretary B. Hussain Obama. We will wipe out all campaign contributions because the surest way to destroy the Evil ReThugLiKKKan Party is to slowly pinch off their money supply.

Soon we will no longer have to listen to these unenlightened ReThugLiKKKan neanderthals groan and grunt about the best social programs for the people being private sector jobs, as opposed to being dependent on our benevolent government. The best social program is a government handout, period!

The Evil ReThugLiKKKans and their brethren, the LiberTerrorist Party, are standing in the way of our mission to enslave liberate the unwashed masses from the shackles of their capitalist oppressors.

Call your Senators and Congresspersons NOW! Tell them that you DEMAND that they vote YES for the C.R.A.P. Act! Otherwise, the people will rise up in revolutionary fervor and send them packing to the nearest sewer!!!

HAIL OBAMA!!!

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Dear kamrade Blokhayev, here in the Soviet Socialist State of Georgia, our kapital city keeps electing fearless kamrade Hank Johnson to the dismay of ReThugliKKKan obstructionists.

As you may recall, dear kamrade Johnson remarked about the instability that would keep the running dogs of the U. S. Marine Corps from landing a battalion of Marines on the island of Guam:



...Dear kamrade Johnson and the stalwart heroes who vote the party line in Georgia's 4th congressional district help to ensure that C.R.A.P. is on a fast track in our nation's kapital!

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Comrade Uberdave,

The People's Soviet of Georgia is most fortunate to have an enlightened and intelligent leader such as Comrade Congressperson Hank Johnson! For he, and only he, had the foresight to be concerned over the island tipping over and capsizing. This is the type of leader that we need supporting the C.R.A.P. Act!!!


 
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