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Constitutional Scholar from TPC to testify Wednesday

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Noted constitutional scholar Professor Van Nostrand from The People's Cube will testify before the House Judiciary committee Wednesday on 'What the little people need to know to understand this impeachment thing.'

Professor Van Nostrand, noted constitutional scholar and expert on impeachment, has written several papers on the subject of scholarly constitutional impeachment scholar constitutional scholarship sounding constitutional scholarship, and many letters to the editor.

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I nominate noted Constitutional Authority Professor Irwin Corey who would provide his own intoxications for impeachment....
..... "we all know that protocol takes precedence over procedures. This parliamentary point of order based on the state of inertia of developing a centrifugal force issued as a catalyst rather than as a catalytic agent, and hastens a change reaction and remains an indigenous brier to its inception. This is a focal point used as a tangent so the bile is excreted through the panaceas……"
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Gosh...we actually have TWO choices?? 'pelipsky just is overwhelmed with THAT much. It's the dang Trump Expertology Economy.

'pelipsky just hopes TPC™ can provide enough eggspurts to meet demand.

Get Tractor Barn #2 all fired up to distill even M.O.R.E.
Hear that honorable Ambassador to Texazistan?? Samplin' is back on the menu!

Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent and honor guard to Ambassador to Texazistan
#BR 549

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These investigations need more Turbo Encabulators.

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Comrade Jenkem wrote:These investigations need more Turbo Encabulators.

Socialism is The Party power + the Encabulatorization of the whole country.


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Red Square wrote:

With just a few words changed the constitutional scholar's argument for impeachment in a nutshell.


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Dear Profesor Van Nostrand;
My Democrat friends all say the Second Amendment is about duck hunting and offensive speech should not be protected by the First Amendment. In fact, the Bill of Rights does nothing but ensure white privilige and slavery. Discuss.
Yours in Solidarity Forever,
Papa Kalashnikook

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I can hardly wait for more of this..........

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Grendelssohnovovich wrote:Did I hear something about a tractor fire?Image
This is why squirrels should stay away from tractors. This is going to set back some quota for a long while until I can get it fixed.

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Could it be that the hydroponically umbilical barycenter of the pending encabulatorimpeachment is the hologentrifocally dememorialized flux capacitator?

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:... My Democrat friends all say ...
Papa Ka, the Bill of Rights is the Bill of Whites, period. Ask Lt. Col.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Grendelssohnovovich wrote:Did I hear something about a tractor fire?Image
This is why squirrels should stay away from tractors. This is going to set back some quota for a long while until I can get it fixed.

Good thing that squirrel arsonist tractor fire was out in the open and didn't spread to the distillery. All's right with the Cuboverse if distilling process continues unabated.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:... My Democrat friends all say ...
Papa Ka, the Bill of Rights is the Bill of Whites, period. Ask Lt. Col.
I see now. You refer of course, to THE Lt. Col. Vindman of unassailable military uniform fame??? Whose Ukrainian foreign policy Trump dared to question??Image

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Grendelssohnovovich wrote:Did I hear something about a tractor fire?Image
This is why squirrels should stay away from tractors. This is going to set back some quota for a long while until I can get it fixed.

Dear Ivan,

Still bustin my nuts are you? As for the tractor fire,...

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Take that!

CC (always Safer)

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Good Lenin, did I say CRAPTEK? no. I said squirrel. Don't take everything personally, it could have been one of your gazillions of cousins we caught on the People's Security Camera...

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or perhaps that WAS you. Are you going to confess or are we just going to have to find you guilty?

We have a crime, we have a motive, and we have a picture!


Rodents. I do declare...

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Could it be that the hydroponically umbilical barycenter of the pending encabulatorimpeachment is the hologentrifocally dememorialized flux capacitator?

Da, Comrade! Is good to see others with the korrect technical understanding!

- SK

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As a Constitutional scholar, I think it's time to invoke Article VIII of the Constitution which gives any Democrat judiciary committee dictatorial powers to purge undesirable persons.

But also as a Constitutional scholar, I'm baffled why people keep referring to an old boat as having something to do about government. Maybe that could be my thesis for an online PhD in constitutional scholarship.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Could it be that the hydroponically umbilical barycenter of the pending encabulatorimpeachment is the hologentrifocally dememorialized flux capacitator?
Of course! It was right in front of me the whole time. The frimble noggin/narndle bolt torque enhancer assembly and a simple juxtaposition of metaphors!

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Could it be that the hydroponically umbilical barycenter of the pending encabulatorimpeachment is the hologentrifocally dememorialized flux capacitator?
Of course! It was right in front of me the whole time. The frimble noggin/narndle bolt torque enhancer assembly and a simple juxtaposition of metaphors!
And do not forget that it had one grunch but the eggplant over there.

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:... You refer of course, to THE Lt. Col. Vindman of unassailable military uniform fame??? Whose Ukrainian foreign policy Trump dared to question??

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Sure, THAT Lt. Col. (, please).


P.S. Wow! Does splendid Cox & Forkum (stopped in 2007) continue as Margolis & Cox?

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Wow, who knew?
Just wiggle a tractor, and - bzzzdiang! - Captain Rodent skips his klimatically induced hibernation!

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:... The frimble noggin/narndle bolt torque enhancer assembly ...
Sounded eerily familiar, but somehow couldn't pigeonhole it. _(and RedD's grunch/eggplant, too)

So, commissioned Lt. Col. ah, comrade Google: nu, davay, ishchi ishchi.
Hah! Look where comrade Google (who, after all, has lucid moments) landed.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Wow, who knew?
Just wiggle a tractor, and - bzzzdiang! - Captain Rodent skips his klimatically induced hibernation!

Dear Sir,

If you'd failed your tractor drivers license parallel parking test as many times as I have... well,.. you'd be a little sensitive too!

CC

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Captain Craptek wrote:... If you'd failed your tractor drivers license parallel parking test as many times as I have...
Indeed.
As I see Ivan's Tamiasciurus cubensis "caught on the People's Security Camera"... :

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... I feel it very unanthropogenous to submit such cute rodents to (any) drivers license tests, while simultaneously burden them with Math concepts like parallels (see Euclid's Fifth Axiom!).

What next?
Squirrel tests of tree-climbing prowess, while simultaneously reciting 314 leading digits of pi ???

(as if they, sciurus omnipraesens, were some constitutional scholars, to testify Wednesday, phew)

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Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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Thank goodness the Left are doing everything they can to save freedom, liberty, and the American way.

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Margaret wrote:... < Trump would become a king > ...
But, somehow is it right, that [highlight=#000000].MarketWatch.[/highlight] .

Just yesterday, I saw him, that Orange Man, swaying, like, a scepter, and then, on the spot, Dow Jones got on its knees and hallelujah-ed, NASDAQ swooned and promptly went through the roof, while KKKapitalizm and working, uh, masses hugged each other, square dancing in jubilantly decorated streets.
And in the White Palace, his graceful queen wandered about in a serene winterly scenery...


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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Hey, who remembers this? ...
re JFK Jr., there is even this book: America's Reluctant Prince: The Life of John F. Kennedy Jr.

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My dear Amerikkkan comrades,

It is clear to us at the EUSSR ministry of truth that our trans-atlantic comrades need some help in the witchtrial of he-that-should-not-be-president.
In our infinite solidarity, we will send you one of our top prosecutors, know for his impartiality, justice and korrektness.

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A small fragment of one of his earlier trials can be seen here on pravdatube.

He goes by the name of the "Trumpsmeller Pursuivant". Our man is as we speak boarding Greta Thunberg's haunted climate ship to sail to Washington.
I pray that you give him all your assistance.

Comrade Minitrue

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Comrades, comrades! Everything is under control!

Allow me to introduce you to Jerry Nadler and his lovely wife, Joyce. They are in control of everything!

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Pamalinsky wrote:... Jerry Nadler and his lovely wife, Joyce ...
how joyceful... .(uh, the main reason why Mr. Nadler is so farklempt ?)

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:... Jerry Nadler and his lovely wife, Joyce ...
how joyceful... .[highlight=#ffff00](uh, the main reason why Mr. Nadler is so farklempt ?)[/highlight]

Well perhaps, Comrade Genosse, but I was thinking more of Batman's Penguin and Prunella the Wicked Witch.


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$.$. Halliburton wrote:Image
The face that sank a thousand ships.

You made me wonder who was the original face that sank a thousand ships. Actually, I found that it was Helen of Troy who launched those thousand. No mention of those who sank them.

Good one!

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[PROG OFF]

DRIVE-BY THINKING:

Why is the Democratic department of the UniParty only just now taking the Constitution to heart? I mean, they could have at least pretended to take it to heart like the Republican department has been doing...

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Pamalinsky wrote:Comrades, comrades! Everything is under control!

Allow me to introduce you to Jerry Nadler and his lovely wife, Joyce. They are in control of everything!

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Ewwww...looks like Joyce has a diaper full. All 4'10" of Jerry doesn't look so good either...Image

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:[PROG OFF]

DRIVE-BY THINKING:

Why is the Democratic department of the UniParty only just now taking the Constitution to heart? I mean, they could have at least pretended to take it to heart like the Republican department has been doing...
Excellent and keen observation Comrade. The phrase "Oath of Office" seems to be trés populaire amongst the intellectual quadriplegics on the left these days as well. I guess "bribery and extortion" have faded away. It's like hearing Satan quote Scripture.


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Dearest Papa,

I have a female relative, an in-law, mother figure, who swears that women can “do it better”. She cites times when she stood up to those meanie, poopie-head men and won! She did! So I congratulated her for standing up for herself. She, BTW is a conservative Trump supporter but just wishes he wouldn't Tweet so much.

When I told her about my encounters with female bosses I had endured, one of them a good and longtime friend, who felt she had to be extra bitchy to prove herself and did so, much to my detriment and harm.

I told her I don't base my vote on anyone's gender but what they actually represent and support. She was silent for a moment and, wanting to be right about what she espoused, said defiantly, “Well, I would have voted for Carly Fiorina!” (who, according to a friend who worked for Hewlett Packard and said she singularly brought the company down), including her support for the charismatic Van Jones, a known communist).

I hope this doesn't sound condescending, but I feel she is a truly traumatized person and I don't want to hurt her.

But, I have a dentist appointment on December 26th and would rather endure a root-canal than be there on Christmas Day.

p.s. It's not really a root-canal, just a scheduled cleaning. ; • )

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Image
Dearest Papa,

I have a female relative, an in-law, mother figure, who swears that women can “do it better”. She cites times when she stood up to those meanie, poopie-head men and won! She did! So I congratulated her for standing up for herself. She, BTW is a conservative Trump supporter but just wishes he wouldn't Tweet so much.

When I told her about my encounters with female bosses I had endured, one of them a good and longtime friend, who felt she had to be extra bitchy to prove herself and did so, much to my detriment and harm.

I told her I don't base my vote on anyone's gender but what they actually represent and support. She was silent for a moment and, wanting to be right about what she espoused, said defiantly, “Well, I would have voted for Carly Fiorina!” (who, according to a friend who worked for Hewlett Packard and said she singularly brought the company down), including her support for the charismatic Van Jones, a known communist).

I hope this doesn't sound condescending, but I feel she is a truly traumatized person and I don't want to hurt her.

But, I have a dentist appointment on December 26th and would rather endure a root-canal than be there on Christmas Day.

p.s. It's not really a root-canal, just a scheduled cleaning. ; • )

Pamalinsky ( no relation to Saulalinsky??) women rule the world. FACT. But, only women understand women and they hate each other so what chance do I have? I merely say "Yes Dear" and comply obediently. Life is good. Best of luck at the bringer of unbearable pain Dentist. I too, would rather have this done than say, watch any more of the Impeachment proceedings in the House.

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Pamalinsky wrote:Comrades, comrades! Everything is under control!

Allow me to introduce you to Jerry Nadler and his lovely wife, Joyce. They are in control of everything!

Nadler and his lovely wife Joyce.jpeg

Pammiealinsky, you know...poor Joyce..years of listening to flapdoodle just wears on a wife after a while. Not all wives got their hunk-a-hubby from TPC™. We are the lucky ones in wife's lottery.

let's do coffee forelock tug to your research,
Jackalopelipsky
call me...#BR-540

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:Image
The face that sank a thousand ships.
Why are Conservative women so hot and liberal women so butt ugly? Discuss...

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Image
Dearest Papa,

I have a female relative, an in-law, mother figure, who swears that women can “do it better”. She cites times when she stood up to those meanie, poopie-head men and won! She did! So I congratulated her for standing up for herself. She, BTW is a conservative Trump supporter but just wishes he wouldn't Tweet so much.

When I told her about my encounters with female bosses I had endured, one of them a good and longtime friend, who felt she had to be extra bitchy to prove herself and did so, much to my detriment and harm.

I told her I don't base my vote on anyone's gender but what they actually represent and support. She was silent for a moment and, wanting to be right about what she espoused, said defiantly, “Well, I would have voted for Carly Fiorina!” (who, according to a friend who worked for Hewlett Packard and said she singularly brought the company down), including her support for the charismatic Van Jones, a known communist).

I hope this doesn't sound condescending, but I feel she is a truly traumatized person and I don't want to hurt her.

But, I have a dentist appointment on December 26th and would rather endure a root-canal than be there on Christmas Day.

p.s. It's not really a root-canal, just a scheduled cleaning. ; • )

Pamalinsky ( no relation to Saulalinsky??) women rule the world. FACT. But, only women understand women and they hate each other so what chance do I have? I merely say "Yes Dear" and comply obediently. Life is good. Best of luck at the bringer of unbearable pain Dentist. I too, would rather have this done than say, watch any more of the Impeachment proceedings in the House.

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Papa K,

True story about women's voices in the ears of the men/boys who love them.

Back in 80's when 'pelipsky was young professional middle school remedial reading teacher, many of the 7th grade boys were smitten with Miss N., 'pelipsky's tag team instructor. The murmur rumor amongst these love lorn adolescents was Miss N was meaner when she wore her ...r.e.d. shoes. (of course, they were RED.) One day 'pelipsky overheard a particularly smitten student of Miss. N's gracious discipline... go completely do-lolly after receiving his discipline for the day, dreamily walking out of the classroom speaking to no one in particular, "I just LOVE the sound of her voice."

'pelipsky noted this moment of 7th grade euphoria.

Years later, while monitoring a certain right wing extremist propaganda radio show, a SCIENTIFIC report at tax payer expense concluded that when men are in l.o.v.e. the voice of their beloved is actually heard as music. Which led to further conclusions that it's not that husbands don't listen to what their wives are telling them, they are putty brained due to hearing only the melodic la-la-la-la and incapable of hearing the lyrics being relayed.

This research clearly supported 'pelipsky's prior observation.

This scientific documentation may be just the ticket to get any beet tending husband accused of not listening to his wife out of gulag free.

yours in beet tending,
'pelipsky

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:
Pamalinsky ( no relation to Saulalinsky??) women rule the world. FACT. But, only women understand women and they hate each other so what chance do I have? I merely say "Yes Dear" and comply obediently. Life is good. Best of luck at the bringer of unbearable pain Dentist. I too, would rather have this done than say, watch any more of the Impeachment proceedings in the House.

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That photo really put a damper on my dinner. Couldn't eat until it went cold. Ate it anyway, can't afford not to in these times.

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:... Why are .. liberal women so butt ugly? ...
Liberal, because butt ugly?
Or is it: Liberal first, and butt ugly (sure as hell) follows?

(For the Conservative gals it seems simpler:
Cute, thusly man-friendly, ergo gun range prone, ... , thence KKKonservative)




(keep a bottle of eyebleach at hand)
        Mystery item No. 1

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Pamalinsky wrote:Comrades, comrades! Everything is under control!

Allow me to introduce you to Jerry Nadler and his lovely wife, Joyce. They are in control of everything!

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I think that is Rep. Carolyn Maloney D-NY.

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:Comrades, comrades! Everything is under control!

Allow me to introduce you to Jerry Nadler and his lovely wife, Joyce. They are in control of everything!

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[highlight=#FFFF00]I think that is Rep. Carolyn Maloney D-NY[/highlight].

Wow, Papa K, Carolyn Maloney is definitely a dead ringer for the lovely Joyce Nadler. Amazing!

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trashmouth wrote:
I nominate noted Constitutional Authority Professor Irwin Corey who would provide his own intoxications for impeachment....
..... "we all know that protocol takes precedence over procedures. This parliamentary point of order based on the state of inertia of developing a centrifugal force issued as a catalyst rather than as a catalytic agent, and hastens a change reaction and remains an indigenous brier to its inception. This is a focal point used as a tangent so the bile is excreted through the panaceas……"
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Excellent choice, Comrade trashmouth! I have always been a fan of Professor Irwin Corey with his uncanny ability to simultaneously express the absurdity of what someone is saying while actually saying something that has substance and meaning. A true master!


 
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