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Comrades ... I'm Feeling the Bern

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This is an exciting time Comrades. I'm feeling the Bern. I wonder if Jane Fonda is trying to get Bernie into bed?

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And over at the Hillary Clinton campaign headquarters they've got a Bernin' fever...
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ThePeoplesComrade wrote:This is an exciting time Comrades. I'm feeling the Bern.

I'm feeling the burn too. Mostly where I sit.

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Two mental giants hash it out over hash browns...
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Comrade Putout wrote:.Two mental giants hash it out over hash browns...

Per Bill the Cat: THWPPPPPT!

But there is neither East nor West, Border, nor Breed, nor Birth,
When two liberal men stand face to face, and hand out to the scum of the earth!

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Lev Termen wrote:
Comrade Putout wrote:.Two mental giants hash it out over hash browns...

Per Bill the Cat: THWPPPPPT!

[highlight=#ffff00]But there is neither East nor West, Border, nor Breed, nor Birth,
When two liberal men stand face to face, and hand out to the scum of the earth!
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And the hand outs are great, they are given with mirth,
But they respond with a scowl, if it involves their net worth.


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Both are still at that table, waiting for someone else to pay the tab...


Props to The Peoples Comrade who prompted me to see ...

'Two Whores Walking' collectively wrote:
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
Two mental giants hash it out over hash browns...
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Comrade Putout! I posted your take on Facebook and it created quite a stir!

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Ah yes, my starry eyed, cherub cheeked budding young socialists. Here is yet another glorious example of the virtues of the people's socialist dream.

Yes, comrades, über progressiveness will pave the road of blissful capitulation of personal freedoms & stress as the motherland embraces you in a warm current of utopian solace.

No longer will you feel the sting of harsh words, because in socialism all are united as one, there will be no race or class struggles, and those few that fail to embrace the glorious ideas of our great forefathers Lenin, Marx and Stalin, will be gently reeducated to return them to the fold.

No longer will you agonize over what to wear, what is the latest cellphone on the market, why can't you have a nice new car, and what new dilemmas will the Kardashians face... These are the concerns of the petty bourgeoisie and capitalist running-dog lackeys of the imperialist Dow Jones market. The glorious motherland will provide all of your needs, just look around to see the wonders of living as a true socialist in the great Revolutionary Republics of China, Cuba, North Korea, and Venezuela!

Can you not see the blissful joy in their faces as the proudly stand in lines waiting for their rations, they are the epitomes of the People's Struggle! No longer will you agonize over what you will do after attending high school, the state will decide your future and how you will best serve the motherland! As our great leader Karl Marx said, "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need."

So rise, rise up in the people's struggle, go out and join Komrade Sanderz's "Glorious Revolution" under the socialist banner of TOGETHER! It is time to cast off the elitist Hollywood sycophants like Michael Moore, who cry over the people's plights from their mansions. It is time to rid ourselves of religious zealots like Al Sharpton, who raises his fist in anger about inequality while wrapped in capitalism and a $1,500 Brooks Brothers suit. It is time to drag the rich capitalist pigs like Michael Bloomberg, who dictate what size soft drinks we are allowed, from their corporate jets. It is time to throw off the yoke of oppression in the people's glorious struggle that has led to capitalistic carbon footprinting by adopting our Chinese comrades' one-child-per-family policy.

The revolution is real! Empty your minds and bank accounts and give both to Komrade Sanderz... The People's Glorious Revolutionary Leader!

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Comrades, the glories of socialism are on parade! The winner of the New Hampshire primary objects to having his delegates that he earned and would keep as ill-gotten gains redistributed to the candidate with need!

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Privileged Workers of the World, UNITE!


 
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