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Comrades! The glorious world of next Tuesday™ could be here sooner than we think! As soon as January 20, 2017, that is. Our current Dear Leader and our activist wing have all but anointed Comrade Warren as the next Dear Leader!

What do we think of Comrade Warren's 11 Kommandments? I simply don't think there are enough. A good prog wants to have thousands of pages of regulations heaped upon businesses and eventually The People™. What would you add to Comrade Warren's 11 Kommandments?

I know we all would like current Dear Leader to stay Dear Leader forever because it's really racist™ to make him leave on January 20, 2017 after only eight years, like so many of his typical white™ racist™ predecessors. But seriously, it's a win win. Current Dear Leader is like weak socialism compared to Comrade Warren's strong communism. Besides that, we get a two-fer with Comrade Warren. Not only do we get to make sure womyn are equal even though the Democrats didn't want to do that in 2008 since they had a bigger celebrity distraction but we also get our first fake Native American princess queen empress medicine womyn witch doctor chief president! Comrades, think of the diversity points we will have scored!

We also have another advantage: Accusations of "sexism" don't have as much bite as a claim of RACISM™. We can recycle all the claims of "racism" against current Dear Leader by saying people who disagree with future Dear Leader are against phony Native Americans! This shuts down debate before we have to overtax our brains by thinking of an answer to some reichwinger rethuglikkkan. So, if you don't like Comrade Warren's strong communism, you are really just a kapitalist pig who favors big corporations AND a racist with deep seated hatred of false Native Americans!

And who needs Comrade Hillary? Dear Leader feels she is not communist enough for his liking and clearly members of our party felt that way in 2008. So why go with a stale old fish wife when we can get something "fresh" less than two years younger than Hillary and more communist? I would say Comrade Warren is a "dark horse candidate" like certain past presidents (Polk, Pierce, etc.) but then considering who is Dear Leader now and that Comrade Warren is a fabricated Native American, that statement might be considered doubly racist.

Word has it that a number of great socialists in our party will want to be the next Dear Leader such as Jerry Moonbeam Brown of the Great People's Republic of California, Martin O'Malley of the Collective of Maryland, "Prince" Andrew Cuomo of the Great People's Republic of New York, Kirsten Kiki Gillibrand of the Great People's Republic of New York, Bernie Sanders of the Collective of Vermont, and of course Vice Dear Leader Joe Court Jester Biden. But Comrade Lizzy is my choice! It's time for a womyn™ president and absolutely time for a contrived Native American!

Comrade Vlad Linen wrote:Comrades! The glorious world of next Tuesday™ could be here sooner than we think! As soon as January 20, 2017, that is. Our current Dear Leader and our activist wing have all but anointed Comrade Warren as the next Dear Leader!

What do we think of Comrade Warren's 11 Kommandments? I simply don't think there are enough. A good prog wants to have thousands of pages of regulations heaped upon businesses and eventually The People™. What would you add to Comrade Warren's 11 Kommandments?

This is easy. To each Kommandment we add a sentence beginning "The Secretary shall determine...." Then there is no need to confuse people with information upfront in the law itself. The thousands of pages of regulations can all be written and rewritten and further written later, as the whim strikes us the necessity arises.

Most equal idea Comrade Red Diaperette! But Secretary is a position created by old white wig wearing slave owning men. It's a little detail that current Dear Leader didn't get a chance to eliminate in his fundamental change and stuff. I mean, he is busy with golfing and fundraisers of course. But Comrade Lizzy could fix that right away. So maybe write "As the Assistant Chief shall determine...." ?

Also, we should be thinking of monuments to Comrade Lizzy's reign. Maybe replace the Washington Monument with an even taller totem pole? Or, build a totem pole twice the height of the Washington Monument right next to it to show she is better and more important?

I am pondering the illustrating of the first post.

Would not a tomahawk be more appropriate than our beloved sickle? While she is clearly progressive and the sickle is appropriate, she self-identifies with our oppressed "first peoples" who have had a football team named for them, as she has cheekbones. How can we deny her her rights and heritage, (or free healthcare and reproductive rights through the Bureau of Indian Affairs) or her cut from the casino if she FEELS Indian?

Komrade Warren comes from a long line of...OLD RICH WHITE Komrades!

Silly buffalo carcass,

While always appropriate to challenge white conservative males, white Latinos and white Indians are as common as Black Indonesian Hawaiian Kenyan Irishmen in these parts.

Celebrate diversity! For the Children!

Bold Claim, comrade. Careful where you put your money. I would "hate" for you to *disappear* on 1/20/17.

People's Bumper Sticker:

Vote Elizabeth Warren - White Woman of Color! She's 1/32 Whatever You Are!

Tovarichi wrote:Silly buffalo carcass,

While always appropriate to challenge white conservative males, white Latinos and white Indians are as common as Black Indonesian Hawaiian Kenyan Irishmen in these parts.

Celebrate diversity! For the Children!

While it is strongly discouraged to support anyone of white skin color for reasons we should not have to state, the only real exception is if they fully and passionately support our cause. Personally, we think they should also speak out against the atrocities people of their race have committed, too, which will undoubtedly be a step up in their search for public office.

Comrade Linen,

You nailed this greatly. Comrade Warren shall win this election because it is rigged to do so with her heart and mind and fake native race. Surly we shall have Hilary as Vice for her to get all the votes of the rich and poor or to get her on board and shut up. Hilary shall get the NCAAP black votes since her husband is black and NCAAP owes her and Comrade Warren the rest of the votes.

When will Chief Warren broach the subject of a settlement in the consumer fraud case against Whitey for fleecing Native Americans in that shady Manhattan Island deal? Isn't that why she pushed so hard for the new Consumer Financial Protection Agency?

Comrade Captain, most excellent and equal point. In fact, I think there should be a settlement: Give it back to the Native Americans with a few conditions:

1. they get the NYC mayor and he must stay there
2. they get the people who voted for said mayor and they must stay there
3. they get anyone else and any entity that agrees with our party's ideals and they must stay there

Before you know it, the Native Americans will refuse to even consider taking it back.

And remember, Comrades, "You didn't build that!"

Lie-a-watha for Chieftain! FORWARD!

This is the most Shovel ready site of the intercomnet. Why should we let Amerikkka be taken over by disciples of weak liberalism?
Strong Communism is the way to go for Cubists.

A truly formidable political ticket indeed!

Like MS. Warren, it appeals to multiple ethnic and species demographics,
Like John Kerry can be shipped around the world unnoticed,
Like AlGORE, is environmentally aware,
Like Teddy Kennedy preserved in ethanol,
and like the MTE, at this point, what difference does it make?

Fundraising itineraries, catchy slogans and songs, and sealing of criminal, academic, and birth records shall commence promptly. Vote early, and vote often!

Tov .....
It would be safe to say that I appreciate being recruited to run for VP in '16.
That being said I'd rather keep this nomination on the QT, if it's all the same to you.

I believe the M.T.E. is still out there .... lurking in the shadows ...waiting.

Nothing.... I repeat NOTHING will stand between herself and the Presidency.*

* I don't like the idea of me ( Krasnodar ) winding up on the same list as Vince Foster.
Or possibly even "Liz Warren, for that matter.

Pity, who knows more about vice than comrade Krasno?


Perhaps the Thought Sheriff hasn't ordered the t-shirts yet. I'll cancel the blimp, but I'm keeping the two bottles of celebratory special reserve that was distilled last week.

" Celebratory Special Reserve " ?

You mean that last batch we filtered with somebody's slightly used gym socks ?

Krasnodar has idea ...... we could save ourselves some typing by simply calling it " CPR " !

( " Celebratory People's Reserve " )

Offer it in five-gallon plastic jugs at Dry-Goods Store # 86 as a public service.

Getting them from her was half the fun, and the nylon does seem to filter out the beet chunks better than anything else we've used.

Krasnodar is rejecting his train ticket to greatness by saying wrote:Tov .....
It would be safe to say that I appreciate being recruited to run for VP in '16.
That being said I'd rather keep this nomination on the QT, if it's all the same to you.

So I should send these back?

I really suppose that "train Ticket" is a very poor choice of cubely vernacular.

Comrade Sheriff, it seems that Krasnodar respectfully declines the nomination, but the Brain in a bowl has yet to duck responsibility respond.

Railroading finding someone for the #2 post won't be easy.

Those shirts can always be used at the next Cube picnic for People's Wet T-shirt contesting of the womyns..

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Railroading finding someone for the #2 post won't be easy.
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Oh, well, uhh...*Cough cough*. Ahem. Though I do simply ADORE the job I have...and though I have absolutely no desire to be Famous Well compensated Adored and protected by the media Fashionably above the Law the second most equal man in the USSA...I would be possibly prepared to take a bullet for the Union, sacrifice my peaceful coexistence, and Humbly and diligently take up the laborious yoke of VP. I reluctantly offer my services to the Kollective, and volunteer to take up the double barreled shotgun.

Work has already begun on the Monument to Crazybeth Warren in South Dakota:


Monument to Crazybeth Warren a.k.a. Fauxcohontas Warren a.k.a. Tonto Warren a.k.a. Cherokee-Warren a.k.a., Little White Dove, a.k.a. First Woman of Color on Harvard Faculty a.k.a. Paleface-White-Eyes Warren a.k.a. Descendent of Trail-of-Tears Guide from Indian Bureau a.k.a. First Woman to Breast-Feed Her Baby While Taking the Bar Exam a.k.a. U.S. Senator from Massachussetts a.k.a. Left's Favorite to Run for POTUS in 2016.

--KOOK

KOOK wrote:Work has already begun on the Monument to Crazybeth Warren in South Dakota:
Monument to Crazybeth Warren a.k.a. Fauxcohontas Warren a.k.a. Tonto Warren a.k.a. Cherokee-Warren a.k.a., Little White Dove, a.k.a. First Woman of Color on Harvard Faculty a.k.a. Paleface-White-Eyes Warren a.k.a. Descendent of Trail-of-Tears Guide from Indian Bureau a.k.a. [highlight=#FFFF99]First Woman to Breast-Feed Her Baby While Taking the Bar Exam[/highlight] a.k.a. U.S. Senator from Massachussetts a.k.a. Left's Favorite to Run for POTUS in 2016.

--KOOK

I certainly hope Liz had her mammaries inspected and approved by the FDA to dispense unpasteurized milk before feeding that infant. We don't need another scandal right now.

Captain Craptek wrote:

KOOK wrote:Work has already begun on the Monument to Crazybeth Warren in South Dakota:
Monument to Crazybeth Warren a.k.a. Fauxcohontas Warren a.k.a. Tonto Warren a.k.a. Cherokee-Warren a.k.a., Little White Dove, a.k.a. First Woman of Color on Harvard Faculty a.k.a. Paleface-White-Eyes Warren a.k.a. Descendent of Trail-of-Tears Guide from Indian Bureau a.k.a. [highlight=#ffff99]First Woman to Breast-Feed Her Baby While Taking the Bar Exam[/highlight] a.k.a. U.S. Senator from Massachussetts a.k.a. Left's Favorite to Run for POTUS in 2016.

--KOOK

I certainly hope Liz had her mammaries inspected and approved by the FDA to dispense unpasteurized milk before feeding that infant. We don't need another scandal right now.

Craptek, have no fear: Since she took the New Jersey Bar Exam at -- where else? -- a New Jersey Bar, her breastmilk was purified by the Cherokee-Chablis Firewater served at the Bar to those taking the New Jersey Bar Exam.

--KOOK