Today President B. Hussein Obama and his FLATUS, the lovely Moochelle, took part in a splendid Inauguration Parade in downtown Washington DC. Not only were the peasants lining the route allowed to actually see the Obamas, the President benevolently set up a Free Speech Zone along the route, where commoners were allowed to speak their minds (within reason, of course, and closely monitored by the Party and Secret Service).
MSNBC's Chris Matthews was observed fighting his way through the crowd trying to keep up with the royal couple, the front of his pants seemingly soaked with something. Matthews repeatedly compared President Obama's inaugural speech to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address and God speaking to Moses on the mountain. And CNN's Jim Acosta kept pinching himself to make sure he was really awake, telling Comrade Wolf Blitzer that, "I can't believe I have this vantage point of history in the making!"
As the King and Queen strolled down Pennsylvania, waving and smiling at the little people gathered to adore them, those in attendance couldn't help feeling that even they themselves, in all their littleness, were a (tiny) part of history in the making.
And Moochelle just keeps on eating... a 3000 calorie "luxurious menu of lobster, bison and apple pie".
Fortunately, America's growing children aren't forced to consume such rich, high-calorie food when eating school lunches Approved by FLATUS™!
I.M. CraptekSo, the O's managed to offend not only vegetarians, PETA, Feed The Children, the homeless, OWS, and me personally, they also made a mockery of the school lunch program where 600 calories for a hungry teenager is max! And all this by lunchtime.
As the Party
trashmouthComrades, shouldn't we begin to form a committee in order to rename Pennsylvania Avenue and call it " The People's Avenue™ ....
Just rename them all "O Street." Then, instead of saying "get lost" just hand 'em a map.
R.O.C.K. in the USSAAnd Moochelle just keeps on eating... She needs a bigger fork and a private room. I don't imagine Boner dared reach for the salt if it was near her platter... might have lost an arm.
Anyer MarxShe needs a bigger fork and a private room.
Indeed. We call it a "FEEDBAG" and a DELUX STALL at Arlington Raceway Park.
I think Pennsylvania Ave should be renamed "Saul Alinsky Square Dr" with a subtitle street sign (like they do here in Chitcago) "B. Hussein Obama Alley".
Just bear in mind that if the party in power has to use lies in their fight against liberty, free-speech and truth will surely be the first casualties.
The Left cannot endure the truth with their agenda of Lies.
I.M. CraptekMunchin with Moochelle -
We must give credit where credit is due.... Mama MO sho know how to munch da munchies. Is dis gonna be available for the wee school children and at the gulag??