Comrade Charles Rafailovich Rangel, Deputy to the People’s House of Representatives from the Harlem Special District of Manhattangrad, has denounced the Non-conformist tendencies of the Southern USSA population and called for its liquidation in keeping with the Progressive path set by the Party for the Collectivization and Democratic Centralization of the Masses under Socialism.
In his interview with the Manhattangrad Socialist National Broadcast Collective (MSNBC), Comrade Deputy Charles Rafailovich extolled the progress towards Universal Pacification made in the New York Oblast, and how the Party must duplicate this successful disarmament of the workers and peasants of New York throughout the entire USSA. Acknowledging the Formalism of many Southerners towards issues such as the outmoded and reactionary US Constitution, C. R. Rangel stated that this retrograde attitude must be ‘overcome.’
Given the great expense of re-education programs, the Party is likely to declare many population areas of the South as ‘redundant’ and either order their relocation in smaller groups to facilitate integration into more Progressive communities, or elimination under the Non-Essential People Groups Act, an amendment to the Affordable Healthcare Act which is currently under consideration at the White Fortress.
This population liquidation policy is currently being promoted through the agitational work of Comrade David Frederikovich Attenborough, the British Internationalist who has called for the worldwide elimination of unwanted human populations. Comrade David Frederikovich has been a forceful voice for World Socialism and the need to reduce the number of world citizens in order to preserve petroleum and mining rights for animals, and also to decrease the number of citizens the State must manage.
All true Socialists know that the key to successful State affairs is a reduced population, which decreases governmental burdens of managing non-essential human activities. By reducing the overall number of peasants and workers to exactly the right amount necessary for perpetuation of the People’s Prosperity, the State creates an efficient economic model based on redistribution through Centralized Planning.
Large populations present logistical challenges which can be avoided through population reduction. However, this can only be achieved by first attaining a level of Socialist formation in which all People within the Socialist State are Conformist in their outlook and will be able to properly function in their roles set by the State. The Party knows that the USSA is in this earlier stage of Progression towards Socialism, in which non-Conformists must be identified, targeted, and eliminated.
Citizens, join in the Patriotic struggle to suppress the non-Conformism of the South! Agitate for Southern relocation and elimination!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube,
Dialectical Progressivism Translator
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