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Climate Change Conundrum: Texazistan

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Many comrades may be unfamiliar with the geographic anomaly that is the Great Nation of Texazistan's Guadalupe National Park. Guadalupe Peak rising from the imposing edifice of El Capitan is the highest elevation point - at 8,085 ft - in the Great Nation of Texazistan.

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The anomaly producing the Climate Change Conundrum in the Great Nation of Texazistan is this hair triggering fact:

El Capitan, the iconic image of the Trans Pecos area, is an exposed portion of a Permian Basin coral reef uplifted and exposed by tectonic activity during the late Cretaceous period.

Here's the Climate Change Conundrum: The highest point in the Great Nation of Texazistan was formerly the bottom of a Cretaceous Period ocean and home to all kinds of Permian Reef ocean swimming critters. These Permian Reef critters were unable to adapt to this terrorist act of Climate Change. Their lives are now recorded as stone fossils far above the former ocean floor as a testament to the terrorist act that is Climate Change.

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Guadalupe National Park is now hiring a Corp of Comrade Engineers for the shovel ready job of lowering Guadalupe Peak and its Permian Basin coral reef support, El Capitan, to below sea level and thereby reversing terrorist acts of Climate Change.

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Komrade jackalopelipsky, I'm compelled to note that the solution to the Klimate Katastophy does not have room to create shovel ready jobs or any jobs at all. Not to mention that leveling Guadalupe Peak would likely send the Eco-Stasi into a tizzy over destroying the habitat of some bug or rodent. The one and only solution to Klimate Change™ the elimination of jobs in order to end kapitalistic thievery. Thus we have what I now refer to as the "Gilligan's Island Solution:"

"No phone, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury.

Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primative as can be."

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You must report to the nearest rail station for re-education on Klimate Science...

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Why not simply transport this above-sea-level structure to below-sea-level Death Valley or New Orleans, in order to equalize all -- or in more familiar terms, to spread the wealth around?

True, many shovels will be required for this shovel-ready project, but that is what open borders are for, is it not so?

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Kommissar Uberdave and Red Diaperette, thank you for your concern about this Climate Change Conundrum in the Great Nation of Texazistan. Clearly you both agree this terrorist act of Climate Change that ended the lives of Permian Basin coral reef sea critters deserves some retaliatory act by humans.

Kommissar Uberdave, it is true that the Trans Pecos Guadalupe National Park is now the habitat of illegal alien transplants such as certain mythical horned rodents, but they are merely foreign conquering critters taking advantage of the murdered and repurposed original Cretaceous Period critters. So, while Guadalupe National Park is pretty much operating under the Gilligan Island Solution...the conundrum remains.

Red Diaperette, the idea of moving Guadalupe Peak and its Permian Basin coral reef support, El Capitan, to Arizona like London Bridge is most intriguing. Many shovels will be required fer sure.

Regardless, the Committee in charge of the Committee to remedy this terrorist act of Climate Change in the Great Nation of Texazistan will consider all solutions to this conundrum.

Thank you for your concern. A Go Fund Me Account has been set up in the upcoming Budget of both D.C. and Austin. Please vote to fully fund this program...or else young children will cry and have nightmares.

Jackalopelipsky
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Thank you for your concern. A Go Fund Me Account has been set up in the upcoming Budget of both D.C. and Austin. Please vote to fully fund this program...or else young children will cry and have nightmares.
Crying children is an awesome ploy often used to motive the hoi polloi to do things they would otherwise find repulsive such as handing over weaponry to the State and thus render the State as most powerful which will in turn accelerate the GWONT...

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Kommissar Uberdave wrote:Crying children is an awesome ploy often used to motive the hoi polloi to do things they would otherwise find repulsive such as handing over weaponry to the State and thus render the State as most powerful which will in turn accelerate the GWONT...

Yeppers! Kommissar Uberdave...and Sweden's Greta Carbo has already conquered EU because of her nightmares and is traveling on the Sainta Greta via wind powered vessel to threaten U.N. Made prog children crying and having nightmares are comin' for the Big Grid Big Time.

'pelipsky

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RedDiaperette wrote:Why not simply transport this above-sea-level structure to below-sea-level Death Valley or New Orleans, in order to equalize all -- or in more familiar terms, to spread the wealth around?

True, many shovels will be required for this shovel-ready project, but that is what open borders are for, is it not so?
The Great Prophet Marx (PBUH) called for an equal distribution of population. Your brilliant suggestion solves the problem by simply leveling the land. This helps to remove social antagonisms by flattening all terrain so that no one will be unequally inspired to achieve by gazing at mountainous vistas. If you can't bring the population to the terrain, bring the terrain to the population.
I'm filling out the paperwork for a Hero of Cubist Labor medal to forward to His Equalness. Expect a package from FedEx shortly.

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Dear Red Diaperette, Kommissar Uberdave and Komissar al-Blogunov!!

Comrades!! Solution to all our Climate Change and Political Climate Change Concerns.

A Youth Camp for young made progs to battle the terrorist acts of Climate Change in Texazistan and teach them through hands on shovel activities their determination to reverse Climate Change in lowering Guadalupe Peak and its Permian Basin coral reef base to below sea level. Only their effort can make a difference!

Plus, ++++ Made progs will get to experience full zero grid darkness under the starry skies that shine bright "Deep In The Heart of Texzistan". Problem sol---ved.

We need a NEA grant to get this Climate Change Conundrum: Texazistan Labor Camp going. Any comrade a good grant application composer??

'pelipsky

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jackalopelipsky wrote:Dear Red Diaperette, Kommissar Uberdave and Komissar al-Blogunov!!

Comrades!! Solution to all our Climate Change and Political Climate Change Concerns.

A Youth Camp for young made progs to battle the terrorist acts of Climate Change in Texazistan and teach them through hands on shovel activities their determination to reverse Climate Change in lowering Guadalupe Peak and its Permian Basin coral reef base to below sea level. Only their effort can make a difference!

Plus, ++++ Made progs will get to experience full zero grid darkness under the starry skies that shine bright "Deep In The Heart of Texzistan". Problem sol---ved.

We need a NEA grant to get this Climate Change Conundrum: Texazistan Labor Camp going. Any comrade a good grant application composer??

'pelipsky
We need a youth camp to produce an army of adorable green child prophets who are willing to skip school and speak Marxist talking points to power. This could be just the thing.

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Comrade al-Blogunov, we have such a labor camp in Austinabad...just a few miles from the legendary Hippie Hollow, on the northwest corner of lake Travis. (Dont ask how I know such detail...)

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Comrade al-Blogunov, we have such a labor camp in Austinabad...just a few miles from the legendary Hippie Hollow, on the northwest corner of lake Travis. (Dont ask how I know such detail...)

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Yes, Honorable Ambassador to Texazistan. And even more Club Med Weak Liberalism Youth Camps exist across the Great Nation of Texazistan as your official capacity keeps you fully aware.

What Jackalopelipsky is radically suggesting is that these Club Med Weak Liberal Youth Camps be schooled in HARD COMMUNISM ---the kind that sent upper classes - and these Texazistan Youth Camps are full of upper classes --to the BEET FIELDS for re education.

This is HARD COMMUNISM - like Pol Pot. This AGRARIAN Youth Camp tasked with reversing the terrorism of Climate Change by shoveling to lower Guadalupe Peak and El Capitan to below sea level is pure HARD Communism in the historic footprints of Mao and Pol Pot.

The Cube is all about curing weak Liberalism with STRONG COMMUNISM. Right???

Like what would Hard Communism in pursuit of the Agrarian Utopia that is what these soft upper class persons of higher learning, whine and cry saying they want - an agrarian utopia...right now...because eating a hamburger is just too much for them to tolerate Look Like?

Hard Communism will fix that weak liberalism just like the Cube Says. Agrarian Utopia Youth Camps in Texazistan - the new wave of Hard Communism. Jackalopelipsky will have these weak kneed Liberal Agrarian Utopians upper classes never dreaming of people eating hamburgers again. HARD Communism, folks.

forelock tug,
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FOR THE LOVE OF STALIN!!! HOLD YOUR ORLOV TROTTERS!

Before you bury my beloved Death Valley we have to contemplate things more Equally comrades. As a former professor in Austinabad, we cannot believe you all would calculate this so presumptuously without spreading the wealth around with more Geo-Justice™!

Also think of the other Club Med Weak Liberalism Youth Camps across the country in search of Social Justice™. Why would we leave these poor innocent children out of such profound works of Change™???? It would be child abuse! Utter neglect!... to even contemplate having one child Left Behind™.

So let us take our time here comrades and consider all the possibilities. (…and then dump it off to some other committee to approve and implement, ahem!)


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Oooops, Sorry comrades... the mites were in the Rooster coop... here you go:
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Yo,

Don't worry 'bout gettin' da suckas for the shovel ready job on dis dope gig.

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After the revolution election, theys be loads of kulaks trumpers dat be stoked ta up de shovels after a few weeks of reeducation camp HR compliance training.




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We need a NEA grant to get this Climate Change Conundrum: Texazistan Labor Camp going. Any comrade a good grant application composer??

Comrade, this is entirely unnecessary. We need merely ask our comrades in China to loan us back the money we gave to them. At an uncompetitive interest rate, of course. I'm sure they'll be happy to oblige.

"Gilligan's Island Solution:"

"No phone, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury.

I hope that doesn't include the luxuries of Mary Anne and Ginger. I may be going out on a limb here but even with primitive accommodations, there are some luxuries that one cannot do without.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:... This [ RedD's ― Blogunov's words ― "brilliant suggestion" ] helps to remove social antagonisms [highlight=#ffff00]by flattening all terrain[/highlight] so that no one will be unequally inspired to achieve by gazing at mountainous vistas. ...
That's already underway!
I read it in recent NEWS (so it MUST be true!):

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Remember, comrades!
Come Nov. 3rd, don't let dictator Trumputler cloak himself in the glory of the abovesaid geo-transformativity!

COMRADE -
PUT YOUR BALLOT TICK WHERE IT FAIRLY BELONGS TO !

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COMRADE DUMMKOPF!!!

WE NEED A LITTLE MORE ANTI-TRUMP HYPERVENTILATION AND A LITTLE LESS STAZI!!!

CAPICHE???
RR

Post. Socialist. Script: We are beginning to wonder if you are really a Trump Operative on our glorious communist website. You will have to clarify your position comrade in MORE CORRECT posts moving FORWARD™!

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I posted a (pretty complex, and for sure not unfunny) beet re "tectonic activity" (cited by Komrade 'pelipsky). Not just 'submitted', it was actually here (posted after this (#235427) and before that (#235430)). So, the vanished one was (if things work as supposed) either #235428 or #235429.
(actually, #235428 ; #235429 is RR's, here)
Now it's gone (for me, a World Planet Gulag Premiere, here in Kubogulag).

So, frankly, a question: What's that? Server glitch? Otherwise?

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
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I posted a (pretty complex, and for sure not unfunny) beet re "tectonic activity" (cited by Komrade 'pelipsky). Not just 'submitted', it was actually here (posted after this (#235427) and before that (#235430)). So, the vanished one was (if things work as supposed) either #235428 or #235429.
(actually, #235428 ; #235429 is RR's, here)
Now it's gone (for me, a World Planet Gulag Premiere, here in Kubogulag).

So, frankly, a question: What's that? Server glitch? Otherwise?
There is some Martian - Russian - Texazistan space time continuum going on, fer sure, GD. Posts 'disappearing' or are they transmissioning into wormhole vortex?And here's Ghost of using his Texazistanian Credentials of Ph.D. to spread Climate Change Conundrum: Texazistan Club Med Work Camps to the entire USSA Kollective for PROFIT non-organization at taxpayer's expense.Buy time/share options now, Comrades. All members of the Senate Select Intelligence Committee have already insider traded in advance of initial public offering.Shovel stock ought to blow sky high!

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
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... [ #235428 is ] gone ..

So, frankly, a question: What's that? Server glitch? Otherwise?
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Frankly (again), I expected beet #235428 to magically reappear (while the stink of the mystic AWOL would still hang around). But it didn't.

Of course there was no "server glitch" here.

(problems software bugs, hardware crashes, loss of data, ... happen, sure ; but not in the form of selectively, um, canceling a single DB-entry, and then accompanied by smug palaver of an ADMIN)
Oh yeah, the ADMIN thing.

RR, you are a kubo-veteran, started 2009. Nice.
You are in the ADMIN group (as one out of many? The One? I dunno).

Maybe you were (CoronaSpeak™!) essential in developing the TPC system. Maybe you're (still) involved in its maintenance. I dunno.
(If any of the two applies, our Kollektive surely applauds you for that.)


Now, shoveling and beet tending in TPC:
Through 2018 and 2019, RR was near absent, barely a handful beets alltogether. A return as Ghost, but only through May 2019.

(impressively novel approach, whatever the (possible) exo-Kubic factors behind it ; and it's always fine to see returns hello Craptek, Putout, Biffinaditch, ...)
After the ghostly warmup, RR (+ Ghost) is back in the fields since late July 2020.
Vot, kharasho!


Fine. RR restores his bearings in beet field shoveling. Cha-ching! Maybe a bit too much roister – yet of course the good old wisdom holds: De gustibus non est disputandum.

But then RR starts piddling on other Komrades' shovels. Exhibit 1: this thread (unless, of course, some magic makes it, or parts of it, go poooff).
BOLD, BLARING RED, RR™.
An obvious hint that non-standard user access is in play. The "exhibit" itself, once in People's Blog, is now in Gulagotroll (a barrack, like most "old" TPC barracks, on a byroad). Magically moved there, no notice left.

And next: you know.. the thing.. you know the thing....
#235428 just "canceled".

(if it were a more or less silly one-liner, then be it (yet even then, removing something, just so, for "fun" or for "see what I can", would be exceedingly rude & obtuse) ...)

(... but that post, it was a couple hours of shoveling (collecting material, searching for links, thereby reading/rereading old threads, etc.) ; and there was a wink at Komrade Craptek, plus a non-trivial special for Komradette CIZ included)

That's (supposed to be) Kube-style satire??? A "practical joke"?? A "prank"?
Nope, Sir/Ma'am/Xzymp ADMIN, that's Wikipedia-style shit.

I don't know how TPC/DB, the database underlying the TPC system, is structured. For flexibility, a DB can provide an active/unactive switch with each main record. A single (per each record) bit, enabling to set records in ON/OFF state. Maybe TPC/DB offers such a switch, I dunno.
If my inference, that it was RR acting that way, is false – then, RR, please use PROG OFF mode and explain it, rationally and calm.

Otherwise, RR:
  • If DB has said ON/OFF switch, and you put the "vanished" post to OFF, set it now to ON.
  • If you "cut" that post out of DB, and put it (backed up) in some "drawer", get it out now and repost it.
  • If you simply – just so, bzzdinggg! – irretrievably erased the post from DB, ... well, I have no words for such idiocy. (more precisely, I will not utter them)


If the post pops up, by some untold magic, then, well... (yet the issue of your seigneurial fumbling with TPC/DB remains).
If not, the TPC Kollektive should get informed – by you – what the ck went on here. Curt and clear.

I will wait... say, a day or two...

GD




P.S. RR: I suppose you long for a (full-blown) return of "Soviet-style" "show trials" (your favorite topic, says your TPC profile), and thusly try to nudge-n-prod Kuboids towards those theatrics. If that's what it is, I understand that empathize with your feelings.
The thing is:
  • all that "gulagizing", played too long, too often, too thick, becomes over time a one-trick pony, and boring at that, down to annoying
  • we still "play" calumniators, though not "full-blown", not necessarily "Russkie-style", and surely not as a leitmotif
  • there is real-life "show trialing" galore, still "red", yet "subtler": not Dzerzhinsky-Yagoda-Yezhov-Beria style (but MSM-BLM-FEM-ACADEM style), and we occasionally put on that hat
  • "gulaging" (kinda) vanishing in the Fog of History, "chazchopo-antifaing" (surely) rising in the Glory of Farting Unicorn.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
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... [ #235428 is ] gone ..

So, frankly, a question: What's that? Server glitch? Otherwise?
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Frankly (again), I expected beet #235428 to magically reappear ...

If the post pops up, by some untold magic, then, well... (yet the issue of your seigneurial fumbling with TPC/DB remains).
If not, the TPC Kollektive should get informed – by you – what the ck went on here. Curt and clear.

I will wait... say, a day or two...

GD
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Radio Yerevan was asked:
Is it true that GD was "waiting... say, a day or two..." ?
Radio Yerevan answered:
In principle, yes. Yet (va-pyervykh) not one-or-two, but 1.3, and (va-vtarykh) not days but weeks, and (v-tryetikh) not waiting but shrugging.
And lastly: Not GD, but LTSD.
(LTSD? Yep, Laika The Space Dog)
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Nu, kharasho... no reactioresponse whatsoever.

Xzympel/Ma'am/Sir RR, what reverse-Kool-Aid you drank, I can't say.

In short: You act(ed) like a doppelplusarschelocke.
        Mystery item No. 1
Datz yt.

Case closed. (in my Kubicle)
GD

(while disowned stink hovers over the Kollektive)
(and Klimkatastrophia will lastly chew it down to micro-, nano-, and pico-dust.....)
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Tech Note: Could be, the guy behind RR is crucial for TPC/DB (conceptually or/and technically). A laudable thing, if so.

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#235428 gone.
Was more or less this:
(got it rebeamed by Laika, nyemnozhko transmission warp unavoidable, of course)


jackalopelipsky wrote:... Guadalupe [Mountains of Texazistan] ..
.. El Capitan .. Trans Pecos area .. Permian Basin coral reef .. late Cretaceous period ..
El Capitan ..[was].. [highlight=#ffff00]uplifted and exposed by tectonic activity[/highlight] during the late Cretaceous period.
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By "tectonic activity"? Ha-ha-ha. Bold hypothesis, but false.

We know since Willem 's Gravesande's post-Cretaceous research that heating is a serious issue:

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... and, most importantly, that heating expands things:

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Here is what really happened with Guadalupe Mountains.

Permian period, yonder critters of 300 million years (Myr) ago indulged in paddling around (Planet already in heat!), and so PermParty™ created the Permian Basin for them.

At Permian end, some 260 Myr ago, there was some, well, disturbance, TriaParty™ took over, and only 200 Myr later, CretParty™ now, and uh, kerfuffle again.


        Mystery item No. 2


The Permian Guadalupe reef, with its virologobacterial sediments plus agglutinant TALKAC (The Aggregation Later Known As Capitan), was heating up.
And thusly, because of that Permian-to-Cretaceous Global Warming Planetary Heating, El Capitan bulged. End of story.


The said Heating was not anthropogenic, but planetogenic. This is easily proved by purely logical means, based on Aristotelian syllogistics.

PROOF. If there were no (Permian) Planet, there would be no (Permian) Heating. But (Permian) Heating was (El Capitan bulged!). Therefore the (Permian) Planet was, too. Ergo, the (Permian) Heating was caused by the (Permian) Planet. Thence the (Permian) Heating was planetogenic. Q.E.D.


As you see from the above, strictly mathematical models of Planetary Heating are possible.
Here it was the Exactaceous Mathematezoid Inferrentialy Associative Concludator (EMIAC1).

1 not to confuse with ENIAC!


BTW:
When did the Pecos Area start self-identifying as "Trans Pecos"?

Hmm... Once El Capitan starts self-identifying as a single gigantic nut (how about "Trans Pecan", eh?), Komrade Craptek vel Rodent will go... (ah, what? bananas? ape? nuts? tcha, only Craptek knows.....)


        Mystery item No. 3

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Professor GD,

'pelipsky could sit your classroom rememorying science class over and over again. The Battle of the Permian Bulge was a heroic event that cost the lives of TransPecos Permian sea critters.

But, does this NEW True and Vital Information decessitate the Shovel Readiness of Texazistan's Conundrum?

Those permian sea critters are STILL above sea level because of ClimateChangetrastophe.

How dare El Capitan exhibit BULDGE display with such a monumental edifice.

The Texazistan ClubMed Climate Camp is open and ready for shovelers to set everything unbuldged, unovercombed, and flattened on the planet.

scientificforelocktug,
'pelipksy

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jackalopelipsky wrote:... open and ready for shovelers to set everything unbuldged, unovercombed, and flattened on the planet.

scientificforelocktug,
'pelipksy
Dear aspirant 'pelipsky, for great transformations of buldged things (i.e. objects) towards guaranteed unbuldged heaplets1 of misery, I strongly rekommend kollaboration with assistant CIZ, pleno titulo Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin.

Locking and twirling your forelock into Prof. Gravesande's
Next Big Highspeed Revolving Thingamajig2,
GD


1 himmelherrgott-jejsussmarija! Anglo-Saxon, vere iz your diminutives???

2 pardon, pardon, Genosse 'pelipsky, I beg your pardon (untwirls and unlocks 'pelipforelock, while Gravesande huffs and puffs) – alas, you know how absentminded those white coat eggheads sometimes happen to be... ja?

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And now I just wonder:
Might there be a connection between El Capitan and Kangaroo Kourt Kapitan ???

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Professor, look what Laika Desk Wormhole brought from linked journeys

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Open Borders just happen when people don't know what they don't know about the proper way to cross a borders because they don't care about actual people they just hate Trump and if Trump's doin' it...and he's got it to do with...on tangent - Rememory thread, comrades to see fenced border hatred of Trump.

This is why Chinese Fu Manchu Vagina Siege Warfare will backfire BIGLY.

What is this vaginagrind before the military protected fenced border separating these obviously ready to spawn vagina's from penetration of Trumputler's schlongpole?? This Trojan necessary reverse warfare of reeducated history will fai.

Because all comrades know this border hating species of vagina's actually denied migrants real b.e.d.s. to sleep in.

Read thread comrades. ...

They denied a newborn virtureal/Jesus a dang crib!!

Let that sink in, comrades.

Denied a newborn State Supported® newborn...a crib...

Obama Loving Capitalist Pigs.

forelocktugComrade Meriwetherlope Lewis.

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CIZ!

'pelipsky wants to liquify under schooldesk linoleum - divert attention like back in the good ol' days of ball bustin' science class apart.

The Professor called on YOU! Comrade.

'pelipsky will shut up now.

forelock tug
'pelipsky

'p

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:And now I just wonder:
Might there be a connection between El Capitan and Kangaroo Kourt Kapitan ???

There is no direct connection, comrade GD.

Whilst there maybe some similarities in the flora, climate and lack of water, comrade GD, my homeland is naturally More Equal™ and requires no Shoveling for Equality™.

There is of course one feature that stands out but it is a huge red rock that is a symbol of the Strength™ and the Stability™ of The Party™ that watches over all and ensures Equality™ for all.

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Notice the Equality™ of the terrain around that red symbol of Party™ Strength™?

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Again to the HOT AIR behind GD, what that God Damned means, IDK! We have failed to see you at any of the Inner Party meetings. So perhaps you think you are hot shit here, like some rabid Individualist Amerikkan Kulak would, but in fact you are a meager prole making beef with The Party™!Image
In Soviet Russia, Party make Beef of YOU!!!

-RR

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jackalopelipsky wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
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I posted a (pretty complex, and for sure not unfunny) beet re "tectonic activity" (cited by Komrade 'pelipsky). Not just 'submitted', it was actually here (posted after this (#235427) and before that (#235430)). So, the vanished one was (if things work as supposed) either #235428 or #235429.
(actually, #235428 ; #235429 is RR's, here)
Now it's gone (for me, a World Planet Gulag Premiere, here in Kubogulag).

So, frankly, a question: What's that? Server glitch? Otherwise?
There is some Martian - Russian - Texazistan space time continuum going on, fer sure, GD. Posts 'disappearing' or are they transmissioning into wormhole vortex?And here's Ghost of using his Texazistanian Credentials of Ph.D. to spread Climate Change Conundrum: Texazistan Club Med Work Camps to the entire USSA Kollective for PROFIT non-organization at taxpayer's expense.Buy time/share options now, Comrades. All members of the Senate Select Intelligence Committee have already insider traded in advance of initial public offering.Shovel stock ought to blow sky high!
Invest in Carbon Credits™ comrades!!! We are BACK!!! Let's Go Joe!!!-RR

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:.
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Notice the Equality™ of the terrain around that red symbol of Party™ Strength™?
Aye, aye, your elucidation rocks!

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:... open and ready for shovelers to set everything unbuldged, unovercombed, and flattened on the planet.

scientificforelocktug,
'pelipksy
Dear aspirant 'pelipsky, for great transformations of buldged things (i.e. objects) towards guaranteed unbuldged heaplets1 of misery, I strongly rekommend kollaboration with assistant CIZ, pleno titulo Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin.

Locking and twirling your forelock into Prof. Gravesande's
Next Big Highspeed Revolving Thingamajig2,
GD


1 himmelherrgott-jejsussmarija! Anglo-Saxon, vere iz your diminutives???

2 pardon, pardon, Genosse 'pelipsky, I beg your pardon – alas, you know how absentminded those white coat eggheads sometimes happen to be... ja?

CIZ!

Professor GD sent the mythical horned rodent to liberry and look what 'pelipsky found out about Professor Gravesande's balls dropping.

In 1721, 's Gravesande became involved in a public controversy over whether the German inventor Johann Bessler, known as Councillor Orffyreus, had created a genuine perpetual motion machine. 's Gravesande at first argued for the feasibility of perpetual motion based on the conservation of the scalar quantity mv (mass multiplied by speed), which he erroneously believed was implied by Newtonian mechanics.[5] However, in 1722 he published the results of a series of experiments in which brass balls were dropped from varying heights onto a soft clay surface. He found that a ball with twice the speed of another would leave an indentation four times as deep, from which he concluded that the correct expression for the "live force" of a body in motion (what is modernly called its "kinetic energy") is proportional to mv2.
imagine! Fainting couch, indeed.

'pelipsky


 
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