China Awards Special Cube to Venezuela for "Best at Showing How Socialism Succeeds"

To celebrate the award, the now-famous "Purple Dress Girl" will give a speech on the joys of vegetarianism as soon as she retrieves the best beet from the blue beet barrel just delivered from the "Horne of Plenty" Peoples' Grocery store.

Also, promptly after her speech, there will be a special showing (right here) of the Epic Documentary titled: "Celebrating Socialism's Historic Destiny."

Hat Tip here or here.

--KOOK

I guess the cat's out of the bag.

KOOK wrote:

China Awards Special Cube to Venezuela for "Best at Showing How Socialism Succeeds"

To celebrate the award, the now-famous "Purple Dress Girl" will give a speech on the joys of vegetarianism as soon as she retrieves the best beet from the blue beet barrel just delivered from the "Horne of Plenty" Peoples' Grocery store.

Also, promptly after her speech, there will be a special showing (right here) of the Epic Documentary titled: "Celebrating Socialism's Historic Destiny."

Hat Tip here or here.

--KOOK

Is that an authentic People's Cube? Or just a cheap Sino-knockoff?

If they gave you a credit card number to pay for it, it is probably stolen. At least it wasn't Ukrainian hackers that did that.

Strange.
Our Munich Confucius suddenly metamorphized:

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:

KOOK wrote:

China Awards Special Cube to Venezuela for "Best at Showing How Socialism Succeeds"

To celebrate the award, the now-famous "Purple Dress Girl" will give a speech on the joys of vegetarianism as soon as she retrieves the best beet from the blue beet barrel just delivered from the "Horne of Plenty" Peoples' Grocery store.

Also, promptly after her speech, there will be a special showing (right here) of the Epic Documentary titled: "Celebrating Socialism's Historic Destiny."

Hat Tip here or here.

--KOOK

Is that an authentic People's Cube? Or just a cheap Sino-knockoff?

If they gave you a credit card number to pay for it, it is probably stolen. At least it wasn't Ukrainian hackers that did that.

If it weren't for the fact that the recent report (in our People's Cube's "News we just don't have time to write about") that regarding "Climate science, there's no need for climate protests in China because China is already communist," and the same must be said about Venezuela, I would have otherwise said that China should have given Venezuela the Gorbels Cube instead of The Peoples Cube. Indeed, I'm somewhat surprised that Venezuela didn't say to China, "We already have a Peoples Cube," but of course they would then also say "We don't need a Gorbels Cube because we're already communist."





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Perhaps I'm confused. I spent all day yesterday not wearing my GAIA Hat.

--Gorbels Cube