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Glorious news from the battle on the prepubescent front! The People's female-gendered (or self-identified as such) Children™ no longer have to suffer from unattainable beauty standards induced by patriarchy and cisgender privilege.

After years of our coordinated attacks on Mattel, the company has now complied with the Will of the People™ to celebrate Compulsory Diversity™ by modifying the existing Barbie line to include minorities, body styles, and hair differences.

Reeducated with our mandatory scientific methods, Mattel researchers have improved the line to reflect a more "normal" appearance, including but not limited to "muffin-tops," under-arm "bat-wings," scars from arthroscopic knee surgery, toenail fungus, acne scars, tattooed "tramp-stamps" and stretch marks. According to experts, this will realign your child's expectations with the reality of the average progressive female-gendered high-school student.

While progress has been made, the new female-gendered dolls must still attain to find and mate with males that look like Ken, as the Eduardo doll and the Q'ueShawn series are still in development. According to Mattel representatives, such body features beer-bellies, receding hairlines, prison tattoos, and three-day beard growth are exceedingly difficult to get past the focus groups.

The good news is, dolls with a Shiela Jackson-Lee triple-crown weave, and those that look like they spent too much time at the buffet line, will soon be available for redistribution at State Store #86.

Comrades,

Dont forget, for the "older male children" we have:

ThunderThighs Barbie, hee hee hee.

At far right, not visible in this picture: Anorexic Barbie, Bulimic Barbie, Goth Barbie.

For North Korean Barbie, see Anorexic Barbie's special costume set #4.

Does the Craptek Action Figure support replaceable inserts? Is a Comrade Putout version available? What's the wait time on pre-orders?

Lev Termen wrote:ThunderThighs Barbie, hee hee hee.

At far right, not visible in this picture: Anorexic Barbie, Bulimic Barbie, Goth Barbie.

For North Korean Barbie, see Anorexic Barbie's special costume set #4.

Does the Craptek Action Figure support replaceable inserts? [highlight=#ffff00]Is a Comrade Putout version available?[/highlight] What's the wait time on pre-orders?

Only as a Special Edition of course.

Anybody know if the filthy kapitalist swine took my suggestion for a "20-weeks" Barbie? It would come with Planned Parenthood T-shirts in two sizes, before and after. (pink table with stirrups is optional)

Captain Craptek wrote:

Lev Termen wrote:ThunderThighs Barbie, hee hee hee.

At far right, not visible in this picture: Anorexic Barbie, Bulimic Barbie, Goth Barbie.

For North Korean Barbie, see Anorexic Barbie's special costume set #4.

Does the Craptek Action Figure support replaceable inserts? [highlight=#ffff00]Is a Comrade Putout version available?[/highlight] What's the wait time on pre-orders?

Only as a Special Edition of course.

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You could also use the doll as Hillary Clinton

I was shocked when I heard that [color=#C0392B]RedPokemon[/color] wrote:
You could also use the doll as Hillary Clinton

Fat Barbie Girls reminds me of girls in homeland..

Groucho Marxist wrote:Fat Barbie Girls reminds me of girls in homeland.

Comrade Marxist, if you are truly from People's Republic of Canada you must don official ushanka at once.

This would be a glorious day except we saw no Hispanic females, and we feel that our own Ms. San Marcos should be made into a small plastic version of the Revolutionary ideals we live by.Comandante Cero

Where is the Muslim Barbie?

You know, the one that comes with mutilated genitals...

A more perfect doll for today's tikes.

El Presidente Bill prefers his Barbies to be life size.