In the Republik of Mississippi, law enforcement and Party officials have hit upon a new way to train and ensure compliance with future party directives. Dubbed "Juvenile Gulags", the system is now geared towards maximum incarceration of children for any misdeeds at school.
For instance, one student, was arrested because his shoes did not conform to the established Party mandated norm. By arresting this five-year-old future terrorist or drug dealer now, we have taken glorious strides to preventing future crime.
In fact, this is an ongoing trend in Mississippi, where at least one county maintains a full maximum security Juvenile Gulag.
Comrade Joan Ermatwat, aid to the Governor of Mississippi, is quoted as saying "This is simply a preemptive imprisonment. When we punish them now, before they know any better, we are ensuring that they are punished for future crimes, and because they are in jail, are now much less likely to commit any crimes in the future. We are doing this for The Children."
There you have it Comrades. The more five year old children we can arrest, punish and indoctrinate in the gulags now, the fewer thoughtcriminals and terrorists we will have on the street.
When all are equal in the barrack and they aren't aware of any other way to live, how do they know this isn't paradise on Earth?
Immanentize the eschaton NOW!
- the Independent Mother.
After smashing that Goobermental competitor authority structure called the bourgeoise family unit, we must now provide free day care, free pre K indocrination, negative income taxes and the tough love compassion of party disciplinarians for these thankfully fatherless trouble makers.
Mississippi is the new Georgia
You made a grave error in your post by stating a "negative income tax" to the fatherless troublemakers.
NOBODY (except the inner party, of coarse....stalin bless them!) is immune from taxes!!!!!
Why even uttering such rethuglikkkan ideas will force a lengthly stay in a gulag for self examination!
I think a retraction and proper comment is needed, and quickly comrade!