Every year on April First, internationally known as The Current Truth Day, all progressive humanity celebrates the People's Cube's glorious anniversary. Twelve years ago today, on April 1, 2005, this Party Organ was launched out of an undisclosed bunker and swiftly rose over the horizon like the red hexahedron-shaped sun of the revolution, bringing the light of Party-approved thought straight out of the Motherland to the toiling masses of the darkened, non-socialist parts of planet Earth.
Workers and peasants of the world have traditionally marked the People's Cube birthday with massive parades. Wearing red hats and marching in spontaneous lockstep to the Marching Harmonica Army Band, they carried placards with the visage of the People's Cube and its fearsome but fair leadership. They chanted Party-approved slogans glorifying the leading role of the Party, and threw occasional bricks at the remnants of the bourgeois class.
This year, however, the celebrations will have to be muted. The epidemic of mental disorders and the general loss of perspective that has enervated the progressive humanity after the election of Donald Trump is only one part of the story.
The other part is the sudden change of heart in the perception of the glorious Motherland. Overnight, this indisputable role model has become the indisputable villain; the bringer of light is now the bringer of darkness. A similar change was described in our progressive manual titled "1984," where everyone suddenly realized that they had always been at war with Eastasia - and believed in it with maximum sincerity until the next Party directive.
Under these circumstances, any agitation and propaganda from the Motherland is perceived as ambiguous at best, and darkly sinister at worst. War is peace. Vodka is poison. Hammer and sickle is swastika. Red hats have "Make America Great Again" written on them.
We understand this as a temporary, forced measure by the powerful shadow government - a devious political maneuver aimed at destroying Trump in a pro-democracy coup d'état by the deep state. If that is the case, we will selflessly take one for the team, become collateral damage in the battle for progress, and perish in gulag for the Common Good.
And yet we are worried - what if we perish in vain? The progressives will always need some idealized foreign society as a role model and a source of inspiration. Until recently, that foreign society was the Motherland. Unfortunately, its place in the progressive hearts is now being increasingly redistributed to Islam.
Due to the current anti-Trump maneuver, when all good progressives believe they had always been at war with the Motherland, that special place in their hearts will most certainly be filled by Islamic interests. And as we know from history, whenever Islam moves in, it never leaves.
We love our Islamic comrades and have moved mountains to help Mohammed's followers to establish a foothold in the Western world. And yet we are worried. What if, after the anti-Motherland propaganda campaign is over and we will once again be in a position to serve as humanity's vanguard, there will no longer be a place for us in the progressive hearts to come back to? Only time will tell.
In the meantime, celebrate our glorious anniversary inconspicuously and with caution. Do not draw attention to yourselves by loud singing and marching in lockstep. Drink beet vodka out of brown paper bags. If you must use glasses, wrap them in handkerchiefs before clinking.
The glorious revolution is being indefinitely postponed.
I motion renaming this website "The People's Kabaa". It is clear to all comrades that marxism leads to islamomarxism, and islamomarxism leads to islam. And that will be the end of history.
All hail Sjeik Red Square, the Mahdi, may he be praised from the morning until the evening, and also in the hours of the night, and may the blessing of the mighty Allah, praise be upon him, always guide his sword in the mighty Jihad against the infidel! Allahu Akbar! Long live the people's Kabaa.
ComradeBrother Al-Minitru al-Belgiki
Peace upon the People of Almighty Truth!
To not lose those Comrades Progressives whose cranial capability is filled to the brim with Marxism-Leninism (and no spare neurons left), perhaps the glorious goosestep to Islamomarxism should be subdivided into transitional sub-sections? Like, say, the revolutionary march to GULAG also went on in legs?
So, how about this as a nice, subversive first step ‒ Marxism-Salafism?
(and interim stages Marxism-Salafism → Salafo-Marxism → Islamomarxism)
Comr..Brother Al-Dumko al-Almani
By Allah Almighty (PBUH), it's Kaaba ‒ not Kabaa.
Even better! See the divine smoothness of the transition: Kube → Kuuba → Kaaba!
Quote:The glorious revolution is being indefinitely postponed.
But only until Next Tuesday, right?
The cover of the emerged folio is said to depict Sheikh Abu Karakul Al-Marksisi al-Almani. The title, carefully calligraphed: Wa-Allah ibn bin yalla yalla Al-Manifestiyah Kommunislamiyah.
It's said to have been written right after Muhammad's Night Journey ‒ his round-trip Earth-Allah-Earth (in 621), riding Buraq, an F-gendered steed. (Just imagine the fracas, had Trump done such a thing ‒ grabbing and riding wildly a mare through all night!)
Allegedly, it starts like this :
Al jinni geh um wi Duniyah ‒ al jinni meh Qur'an-kap-it'al-liya...
A spectre is haunting World ‒ the spectre of Islamomarxism...
* That's where in June 2009 comrade Mufti Hussein Barackovich proclaimed the Crusades finally over and, bowing towards Mecca, thanked the Muslim Community of our Planet for permitting us (i.e. Dar al-Harb, the domain of infidels) to use Mathematiqqiyah ‒ which they, the Community, discovered.
Now confirmed ‒ yes, Sheikh Abu Karakul Al-Marksisi al-Almani :
Just à propos He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Depicted (and Buraq) :
By Allah, it's shocking to see Google blaspheming 24/7/365.
Comrade leader Sheikh Red-al-Skweir, should not the female members of our collective now cover their unholy bodies and faces in more modest attire? Let them follow the example of the swedish government.
And remember, as is said in Surah 69.2:
"And the prophet announced this truth, that a clitoris does not exist, and it is most unholy to think of such an unnecessary thing worthy of the infidels, and wherever you may find people who believe in a clitoris, you must smite them and cut their fingertips and so please the mighty Allah, praise be upon him, and the world is divided in the House with no clitorises, and the House with clitorises. [...] And the day will come when even the stones of the earth will join the jihad against the infidel, and they will shout "look, muslim, behind me, here is a clitoris"! "
Brother Al-minitru Al-belgiki
Minitrue... follow the example of the swedish government ...
< pic: al-Sweddiyah al-Gubmintiyah al-PussyVeilayat >
May 72 roses forever dance in the fragrant bazaar of your ottomane, Brother Al-Minitru al-Belgiki, and Peace be upon Dar al-Brusseliyah.
By Allah (PBUH), I just wonder how the M-gendered kuffar of al-Sweddiyah master the Sheikh Abu Karakul Al-Marksisi (PUH) synthesis of (thesis) Pussy Hat with (antithesis) al-Muslimun al-Turban?
Genosse Dummkopf. Brother Al-Dumko al-Almani... Muhammad's Night Journey ‒ ... riding Buraq, an F-gendered steed ...
Did you know, Comrad.., I mean, Brothers ?
beet is in Ukrainian buryak ! (буряк, also this)
The nexus :
Islam - Buraq - buryak - Ukraine _in conjunction with_ Ukraine - The People's Kube* - beet
is a nearly virginal field of inquiry!
* is it already The People's Kuuba → The People's Kaaba ?
... nearly virginal field of inquiry ...
By golly, turns out (Kube-GULAG never forgets) that Comrad.., uh, Brother Al-Dumko al-Almani already, as the Allah-devout use to say, nipped off the clitoris of that near virginal field.
to toast the Peoples' Cube's glorious 12th birthday.
See the original by Bob Eckstein here.
Red Square... original by Bob ... & ... [no] enlightenment until all sides of the cube are equally red ...
... and thorough research unearths (unnirvans?) a most glorious intermediate step :
Red Square... [no] enlightenment until all sides of the cube are equally red ... [+] original by Bob :
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... and thorough research unearths (unnirvans?) a most glorious intermediate step :
"St Pete"? Bullshit, that's Elvis!
MMM-mmm, I'm all kubed up! Mm-Hmm-Hmm, Hmmm, Yay-yay-Yeah!
Comrade Stierlitz... "St Pete"? Bullshit, that's Elvis! ...
sure enough, Elvis-the-Pelvis.
(and why did that Eckstein-guru, on his way to red illumination, slid into Elvis, I dunno.)
But-but-but, Comrade Stierlitz, don't you dare to blaspheme! (particularly, on Cube's jubilee!)
These are mythic "behind-the-seven-mountains-with-the-seven-..." elements!
Дніпро is a holy place!
And "St. Pete" isn't St.-Pete-in-Heaven, it's St. Pete, FL! Санкт-Петербург, pa amyerikanski!
(for True Cultists : Bob Eckstein's Elvis is here)