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All right, Craptek, just WHAT...

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... were you telling that woman to make her think you're an "emotional support squirrel?"

Emotional Support Squirrel gets woman kicked off flight

Holy cow, you do have a way with women! They just find that bushy tail irresistible, don't they?

And just where were you trying to weasel a free flight to, anyway?


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Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote: [highlight=#ffff00]Emotional Support Squirrel gets woman kicked off flight[/highlight]

I found out the real reason he got her kicked off that flight:

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"Emotional support" for hire? Do you have a pimp, or do you just take your chances?

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Captain Craptek - you almost pegged this "olde timey" chutzpah meter!
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You know you want it...
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
Captain Craptek - you almost pegged this "olde timey" chutzpah meter!
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Comrade Putout,

Thanks for noticing. I'll try harder next time.1

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1 (it seems to have irritated Ivan the S. - and that's what really matters!)

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:"Emotional support" for hire? Do you have a pimp, or do you just take your chances?

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I can see why Captain Craptek thought he could board, because this literally is a Frontier Airline plane:

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The plane has been revised to reflect the current policy:


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Covfefe wrote:Too Much Craziness...

Comrade C,

It's the RICE - look at it - it's WHITE!


Dr. Craptek

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Covfefe wrote:Too Much Craziness...
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Ah yes, the dreaded CJD, also known as Kuru aka Mad Cow Disease. Currently at epidemic level among US Democrats.

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Even in death the collective will find a use for you…

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Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:Even in death the collective will find a use for you…

Alas, poor Yorick Craptek! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy...

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Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:
Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:Even in death the collective will find a use for you…

Alas, poor Yorick Craptek! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy...

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

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Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:And just where were you trying to weasel a free flight to, anyway?

Probably China? His passport's still valid, after all.

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Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:Even in death the collective will find a use for you…
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