Due to the more strenghtened class standpoint, the advanced level of critical consciousness and the higher level of enlightenment in Europe, the „Author`s collective Dr. Hilde Benjamin“ from Bernburg (capitalist occupied GDR-district of Halle/Saale) managed to finally discover the truth about what really happened on 9/11.

Once more all the bible-thumping, Fox-News-adherent, war-monging, country-music-listening and Stephenie-Meyer-admiring hillbillies in Amerikkka have to appreciate the superiority of the European political and educational system. Without it, people all over the World would still believe the lies of the Bush administration.

The latest announcement of Comrade Bin Laden becoming member of the Attac NGO movement and blaming Bush for Global Warming proves that the acts of resistance carried out by his fellow freedom fighters on 9/11 had the purpose of strengthening the World`s consciousness on climate change.

The aeroplanes hitting the Twin Towers should show the people in the buildings, their relatives and the whole World how our planet must feel about being penetrated by man made Global Warming.


So far, so good. But the Author`s Collective Dr. Hilde Benjamin was also aware of the fact that a high percentage of people in Europe are convinced about the Towers having been blown up in an inside job due to a conspirancy in which Bush, the CIA and the Zionists were involved. Many good Comrades spent years and years on internet blogs and sites compiling hundreds of pieces of evidence proving that the fascist Amerikkkan elites were faking a terrorist attack in order to attack other countries and steal all their oil.

In order to avoid mocking the truther movement and to solve the alleged contradiction between Comrade Bin Laden claiming the responsibility for 9/11 on the one hand and the theory of the inside job on the other the Author`s collective had to hold an intense groupthink and finally found the solution: Comrade Bin Laden must have pre-empted the Bush-Zionist conspiracy to blow the buildings up by a few minutes.

Unfortunately therefore he did not reach his aim to force the fascist Amerikkkan administration to sign the Kyoto protocol, but throughout the years and inspired by the progressive momenta brought to the World by the Obama administration Comrade Bin Laden continuously renounced religious superstition and conceived the cohesion of exploitation, globalization, pollution, fascism, war, sexual repression and man made Global warming.

It is rumored that the Green Party of Afghanistan is negotiating with Comrade Osama Bin Laden about a candidacy for the upcoming Parliamentary election in autumn 2010.


Meanwhile (mind the comments of Comrade "Initiativgruppe" on the linked site!), Europe is awaiting the first Mayflower ships of underprivileged American workers and peasants fleeing back to where free health care and a progressive educational system are being warranted by a strong government:

If Obama loses in 2012, Europeans expect a mass exodus out of the U.S. ...

harrytisch2009
People`s correspondent in the EU and vicinities

I know comrade binLaden finds these truth-baggers and their blathering, very upsetting. He worked for years on punishing kapitalist just to have some ne'er-do-wells spoil his accomplishments.

bluthilde.wordpress.com wrote: In order to avoid mocking the truther movement and to solve the alleged contradiction between Comrade Bin Laden claiming the responsibility for 9/11 on the one hand and the theory of the inside job on the other the Author`s collective had to hold an intense groupthink and finally found the solution: Comrade Bin Laden must have pre-empted the Bush-Zionist conspiracy to blow the buildings up by a few minutes.

Comrade, any good conspiracy theorist worth his salt must also consider the possiblity that Osama was acting (perhaps unwittingly) on behalf of Bush and the dirty Jews Zionists. I wouldn't put anything past them. You will recall how they cleverly concocted victim status for themselves by goading poor Hitler into rounding them all up where upon they all committed suicide making Hitler look culpable for their deaths. They did the exact same thing to the Romans at the battle of Massada.

The modern environmental movement arose out of the wreckage of the New Left. They call themselves Green because they're too yellow to admit they're really Reds. So Lenin's birthday was chosen to be the date of Earth Day. Even a moderate politician like Al Gore has been clear as to what is needed. In "Earth in the Balance", he wrote that saving the planet would require a "wrenching transformation of society".

{Off} LOL! Ahh a most equal website in the heart of European Progdom. I had to run it through the google translator, and it was still a bit rough, but I LOL'd, a lot!

bluthilde.wordpress.com wrote: Meanwhile (mind the comments of Comrade "Initiativgruppe" on the linked site!), Europe is awaiting the first Mayflower ships of underprivileged American workers and peasants fleeing back to where free health care and a progressive educational system are being warranted by a strong government:

If Obama loses in 2012, Europeans expect a mass exodus out of the U.S. ...

harrytisch2009
People`s correspondent in the EU and vicinities

An excellent report Comrade! We heard these promises cries when the Bushitler was up for election. Barbara Streisand, Johnny Depp, and many more glorious People's Movie Stars promised threatened to leave if the Bushitler got elected! THEY ARE STILL HERE COMRADE!!!! AND THEY ARE STILL MAKING MOVIES!!!! TAKE THEM PLEASEEEEE!!!!!

Ahrrrmmmm... I mean, we we're hoping that these comrade People's Movie Stars would set precedence for the Starving Proletariat Masses(TM) and take refuge the More Equal Socialist EU, but alas they failed The Party(TM) and The People!!

What's a USSA Commissar to do?

Comrade Whoopie said;"[highlight=#ffff99]They did the exact same thing to the Romans at the battle of Massada.[/highlight]"

The crimes of the Bush and his Legion of Doom are legendary. His crimes against Islam and the entire human race are just coming to light. Evidence of his atrocities filter in almost daily.

A recent trip to the past by Colonel 7.62 (Commissar of Time Travel) has revealed much about the Battle of Masada (73-74 AD).
His report in part:

One faction that was not present in Jerusalem was the Busharii, an offshoot of the Zealots. The Busharii, or "knife men," practiced assassination of anyone they deemed dangerous: Romans, Jews who aided Romans, or even Jews who did not actively fight the Romans. Soon after the conflict began in a.d. 66, the Busharii seized the fortress atop the hill of Masada, a palace and defensive complex built a century earlier by Bush the Great. Little is known of their activities there while the rest of Palestine was being conquered...............