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Who or what are The KG3? And why?

Some say they are an ad hoc group of cagey party misfits "putting the toil in toilet humor." Others suspect this troika was selected for its commitment to outstanding production. Do not be ridiculous. But perhaps the masses have the right to know why The KG3s efforts merit a separate category when they are not even children of elite Party members? Perhaps it is not wise to ask too many questions.

Are You Fully Prepared To Protest U.S. Imperialism?

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Preparing for the massive protests of progressive forces during the 2008 DNC in Denver, (August 25-28), the KG3 Directorate at the People's Cube designed a series of visual ads with the goal of elevating the often misunderstood image of the anonymous street protester to the heights of heroic and selfless service to humankind where it belongs (right next to Guevara, Mumia, and Obama).

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Mr. BigFurHat,

I love yo' HAT !! I'd like one of those to wear at the DNC Convention... And, oh yes !! One of those see-thru plastic bras in a modest size 34-B. Just for looks, of course !! They're real different. Do they come in clear pink ?? Yes, I'd like that. My order form is enclosed, and thanks for your help. I'm just so excited !! The DNC is almost here !!

Ever so truly yours,
Blue Bell

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I have question?

Am curious?

Does Plemp smoke same as normal communally grown hemp?

Yakov

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Blue Hell ... er ... I mean ... Bell!!!!!! Where have you been? Busy kindling the embers of a Marxist revolution somewhere in South America, I'll bet.

I just checked with the union shop boss at the factory in Bangladesh where the "protest bra" is manufactured. We can indeed make them with a pink tint. He said those children are quite adept with colors. Are you sure you're a 34-B? Our mutual comrade in Socialist jihad, Chairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko, swears that you are a 36-C. When it arrives, stop by and I will fit for you, personally. You're gonna love this bra!!! It did wonders for Krissy Keifer!!!

Oh! While out in Denver, be sure to give Mikael the Mime a big wet sloppy kiss for all of us here at the Cube!!!! Ask him how his cancer surgery went.

Hurry back, soon. We here at The Party™ need you!!! The Party's™ Politburo™ needs you!

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Your Comrade in Socialist Jihad,
Zampolit Blokhayev

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Blue Bell wrote:Mr. BigFurHat,

I love yo' HAT !! I'd like one of those to wear at the DNC Convention... And, oh yes !! One of those see-thru plastic bras in a modest size 34-B. Just for looks, of course !! They're real different. Do they come in clear pink ?? Yes, I'd like that. My order form is enclosed, and thanks for your help. I'm just so excited !! The DNC is almost here !!

Ever so truly yours,
Blue Bell

34B is our least popular model. Your, err, breastesis sound way too perky.
We never anticipated that there would be a need for this size and/or configuration.
I may be able to find one in the back. At any rate, we encourage that you come in to be custom fitted (it's standard procedure.)
Just bring some oils, a robe, a box of mallomars and a Barry White cd.
Oh.. and a check or money order. You'll be in and out in about 2 or 3 hours (I mean minutes.)

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These are wonderful ads Comrade Big Fur Hat. In a gesture of token gratitude, I have taken the liberty of doubling your beet ration for the month, and throwing in a night at the Pup's Party Pleasure House for free. Sorry, this offer only includes the "regular" talent.

"whats the difference"

This is absolutely priceless.

I have had several discussions with people in work along the lines of.

When Obama does NOT win, how will black America react. Will it be

A: Our guy just didn't have it together on the issues

B: Damn cracker, ass, racist, fascist USA

Hey BIG FUR

Here's an idea. Print the "What's the difference" graphic on a postcard.

have the Bush version on the front and the obama version on the back.

hand it to some libs with the bush side showing. Ask their opinion.

Then ask them to flip it over.

Observe closely as the jedi masters of hypocrisy ply their trade.

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That's a great idea Sec Gen, but can a lefty really remember what they said or thought after the time it takes to flip a card over?

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Comrades! Is it really left to me to point out the clear and obvious difference? To show the Obama, a man of color, on the business end of a hangman's noose is clearly race baiting of the worst sort, while to show a criminal such as Bush is just to portray People's Justice.

Here is another question for comrade Gen Secretary to ponder on while "at work."

What will be the tipping point on valid defeat?

In 2000, a margin of less than a thousand in Florida was clearly an election stolen, even if the recount and recount done later confirmed it.

In 2004, a margin of over 125,000 in Ohio was clearly an election stolen.

What number of votes would it take for McCain to have over Obama to have the democrats accede defeat?
1 million?
5 million?
200 million?
A gigazillion?

Marshal Pupovich wrote:
What number of votes would it take for McCain to have over Obama to have the democrats accede defeat?
1 million?
5 million?
200 million?
A gigazillion?

Remember though comrade that the collective knows what is best for the people even if they themselves do not know it; therefore, no matter how many votes the democrats may lose by they still should be allowed to take control of the country for the greater good. In the end the masses will thank us.

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Well, crud. I missed Blue Bell! She doesn't pop in so much anymore, ever since I used my shovel to whack that chirpy Bluebird of Perpetual Perkiness off her shoulder.

Then I found out it was one of those cheap annoying motion-activated things that runs on batteries, like the kind they put outside gift shops in the mall to squawk at passers-by!

(I'm talking about the bird, of course.)

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Marshal Pupovich wrote: What number of votes would it take for McCain to have over Obama to have the democrats accede defeat?
1 million?
5 million?
200 million?
A gigazillion?

Shame! Consider sentencing yourself to the gulags! The One has given us the answer by insisting that he be proclaimed by acclamation at the Convention of the People's Party in two weeks, demonstrating clearly that a 'vote' is counter to the best interests of democracy. Surely the masses can do no less for the One in November.

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General Secretary wrote:Hey BIG FUR

Here's an idea. Print the "What's the difference" graphic on a postcard.

have the Bush version on the front and the obama version on the back.

hand it to some libs with the bush side showing. Ask their opinion.

Then ask them to flip it over.

Observe closely as the jedi masters of hypocrisy ply their trade.

Porque bush?

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I am left handed comrade we always have it together. Y
You mean perhaps good socialist Liberal thinking Progressive puppetts member of the Democratic party of the United States of America? See Daily Kos for listing of Propaganda political efforts being made on behalf of Muslim socialist with inclinations toward full communism comrade Obama who defeated the AHE with little effort and lot's of help from turncoats fellow progressive thinkers.

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Radio Moscow wrote:
Marshal Pupovich wrote: What number of votes would it take for McCain to have over Obama to have the democrats accede defeat?
1 million?
5 million?
200 million?
A gigazillion?

Shame! Consider sentencing yourself to the gulags! The One has given us the answer by insisting that he be proclaimed by acclamation at the Convention of the People's Party in two weeks, demonstrating clearly that a 'vote' is counter to the best interests of democracy. Surely the masses can do no less for the One in November.
Mayhaps it will rain and he will be the Wet one.Image

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Radio Moscow wrote:Shame! Consider sentencing yourself to the gulags! The One has given us the answer by insisting that he be proclaimed by acclamation at the Convention of the People's Party in two weeks, demonstrating clearly that a 'vote' is counter to the best interests of democracy. Surely the masses can do no less for the One in November.

Grab your shovel Comrade, we have a need for one like you right now. Alas, I agree with your sentiment, but you forget who you are talking to, and sadly, the fact that we will have to struggle with this filthy election business here in the US until the World of Next Tuesday arrives, which I have little doubt will be in November, Yet even then we dare not reveal our true intentions till after the Obama is crowned in Jan 09. To help build your patience.... do you see that hole over there? No, of course you don't! So get to it!

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Hole has potential for being filled later by miscreants (wrong thinkers) who failed thought police test.

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There will always be holes to be filled Comrade Guardian.... and get your mind out of the People's Gutter!


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Any Wodka there?

Recycled, to put it politely.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:
Radio Moscow wrote:Shame! Consider sentencing yourself to the gulags! The One has given us the answer by insisting that he be proclaimed by acclamation at the Convention of the People's Party in two weeks, demonstrating clearly that a 'vote' is counter to the best interests of democracy. Surely the masses can do no less for the One in November.

Grab your shovel Comrade, we have a need for one like you right now. Alas, I agree with your sentiment, but you forget who you are talking to, and sadly, the fact that we will have to struggle with this filthy election business here in the US until the World of Next Tuesday arrives, which I have little doubt will be in November, Yet even then we dare not reveal our true intentions till after the Obama is crowned in Jan 09. To help build your patience.... do you see that hole over there? No, of course you don't! So get to it!

My apologies, Comrade. I have arranged several sessions with my political officer to correct my manners; however, I applaud the choice of a shovel as the people's symbol! I am organizing a brigade of volunteers to follow the One with shovels to demonstrate his connection to the people.

A brigade of shovellers following the One may be symbolic of something else, too, but what that may be has, for the moment, escaped me ...

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Comrade Radio Moscow, it is on the backs of citizens such as yourself that the World of Next Tuesday will be built upon. Your response to the firm but fair correction from a more equal Party elite shows great potential and loyalty. In response, I have instructed the guards to double your beet ration for the remainder of your shovel session.

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Beets? We have beets? I was not told of this. I immmediately throw myself with shovel at the feet of the one. He has feet has he not? Let us go foward in beets and make this a better beet world. However I am aware there are no beets in Georgia anymore justs beats.

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Have amassed large supply of generic brand cigarettes to distribute at shelter for homeless prior to election.

Awaiting instruction on what shelter to be concentrating efforts on.

Yakov

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Guardian of Pravda wrote:Beets? We have beets? I was not told of this.

You do not read Pravda? The NY Times? The Party has led the way in beet production and have successfully completed the last 5 year plan by 240% of predictions! You are probably benefiting from the magic beet without even being aware of this. Why, I bet the shoes you were issued at the KMRC were made from beets. The road surface your ox cart rides on was probably made of re-cycled beets. Now I grant that there have been reports of beet shortages at the collective stores that you shop in, shortages caused by Bush and his Big Beet friends.


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BigFurHat wrote:
Blue Bell wrote:Mr. BigFurHat,

I love yo' HAT !! I'd like one of those to wear at the DNC Convention... And, oh yes !! One of those see-thru plastic bras in a modest size 34-B. Just for looks, of course !! They're real different. Do they come in clear pink ?? Yes, I'd like that. My order form is enclosed, and thanks for your help. I'm just so excited !! The DNC is almost here !!

Ever so truly yours,
Blue Bell

34B is our least popular model. Your, err, breastesis sound way too perky.
We never anticipated that there would be a need for this size and/or configuration.
I may be able to find one in the back. At any rate, we encourage that you come in to be custom fitted (it's standard procedure.)
Just bring some oils, a robe, a box of mallomars and a Barry White cd.
Oh.. and a check or money order. You'll be in and out in about 2 or 3 hours (I mean minutes.)


Hemp suits and young progressives too perky for the protest bra?!?! This will be just like '68, I'm growing immense with excitement in anticipation!!!

I need a "date" for Denver, any working comradettes out there want to service my common good? Send me your pic and price for a glorious revolution in the mile high city.

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You are aware that there will be a Pup's Party Pleasure House Pavilion outside the Convention in Denver? But beware of any one offering "free tickets" as they are free alright, provided you will "volunteer" for at least 3 hours per ticket.

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Pupovich - I hope your operation in Denver is compliant with the "Fist served first come" principle.

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Pupovich - I hope your operation in Denver is compliant with the "Fist served first come" principle.

From what I have been able to surmise from the Clintons' involvement with the convention, Hillary is still trying to prevent a premature nomination.

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Comrade Red Square, since being elevated to Marshal, I have of course had to allow the day to day operation of the Pup's Party Pleasure House to er...er.. who was it? Comrade Betinov or Comrade Kalishnakov? It was one of them. Either way, I have been assured that they continue to function at the high standards that is expected, and so follow all state and local guidelines. I have also made "spot" inspections of the operation in several locations, including Denver, and was thoroughly satisfied.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:You are aware that there will be a Pup's Party Pleasure House Pavilion outside the Convention in Denver? But beware of any one offering "free tickets" as they are free alright, provided you will "volunteer" for at least 3 hours per ticket.

This is glorious news! For some reason, Commissarka 9 has been a perfect bitch the last few months. I can hardly wait to get out of her dog house and lift a leg of progressive relief @ the PPPHP!

Would it be possible to make reservations for the 25th, 26th, 27th, & 28th?

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I assume you want the "free" ticket reservations?


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Zampolit. help an old dog's memory... was that you I put in charge of the Pup's Party Pleasure House?

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Beggin strips please. Milkbone is for the party favorites.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:Zampolit. help an old dog's memory... was that you I put in charge of the Pup's Party Pleasure House?


Nope! I'm just offering to do my part for the Party's™ party!

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Ah, I do hope I have time to party in Denver, but the work of the Party goes on,

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The Party will party after the Party achieves victory. (Don't hire the band just yet)

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Zampolit. help an old dog's memory... was that you I put in charge of the Pup's Party Pleasure House?

Pup, it was me to whom you entrusted the PPP, but the job was quickly taken back after I proposed a "Bring your daughter to work" day as a public relations gesture.

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Oh no, who said you have been relieved of duty? I am so glad you reminded me, Of course, who else better to trust with such a job than a brain in a jar?

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who else better to trust with such a job than a brain in a jar?

Yep. That's why the Sultan invented eunuchs....

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But you have such an advantage over those no mind proles. Yes. I think I chose wisely yo make you the CEO of the Pup's Party Pleasure Palace.

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What's the difference you ask? There is none!
If Obamaramalamalamadingdong loses, that's a reason to riot.
You have to understand their rage!
If he wins, that's also a reason to riot.
You have to understand their joy.

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"KIEV -- Ukraine's presidential election results giving the victory to Russia-friendly Viktor Yanukovych were suspended Wednesday pending review of his rival's appeal. "

Ukrainian political joke

Victor Yanukovych ask his party leader what the election results were who replied, "I have some good news and some bad news."
Yanukovych says; OK give me the bad news and then the good news.
Party Leader; : Well first nobody voted for you and second, Congratulations Mr. President.

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You mean not even the Dead voted for him?
What kind of apparatchik does he have?
Time for the shovels.

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Received a curious letter today regarding this thread. Thought I should post it here:

Hi,

I am Ashlee Acevedo, webmaster of recreate68.com. We have recently decided to move our site recreate68.com permanently to our new site address
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Our recreate68.com link is referenced in this page:
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Please change it to:
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