As Americans
are trying to
come to grips
with nature's
attack on the
Gulf Coast, reports
are growing about
an increased
level of hate
crimes against
environment in
US cities and
rural areas.
In Georgia, a
man was arrested
for screaming
environmental
slurs at the
passing clouds
and threatening
them with a shotgun,
while in other
areas local residents
were seen "accidentally" ramming
trees, rocks,
and flowery hedges
with their cars,
trucks, and SUVs.
No warm fuzzy
feelings remain
towards the environment
in the states
of Mississippi
and Louisiana.
A couple driving
a car with a
bumper sticker
that said "Nature
Lovers" were
dragged out of
the vehicle and
beaten with sticks
by a gang of
angry neighbors.
"The vigorous
campaign led
by human rights
groups accusing
God of favoritism
towards Western
countries and
of unfair distribution
of natural disasters
that targeted
minorities has
caused God to
reconsider His
ways," God's
spokesman announced
yesterday at
a press-conference
held by an international
clergy group
representing
Judaism, Christianity,
Islam, Buddhism,
Hinduism, and
other religions. "This
summer's unusual
flooding in Europe
and two devastating
hurricanes in
the USA serve
as a proof of
God's reconstructed,
more equitable,
and politically
correct approach
to weather patterns," the
spokesman said...
As
events unfold
in New Orleans,
the Third
World watches
in astonishment
In Mogadishu,
militants laughed and
fired guns in the air
after watching CNN reports
on looting in New Orleans. "With
American citizens like
that, who needs enemies!" laughed
Sheikh Hassan Dahir Aweys. "I
was going to infiltrate
America and blow myself
up in a shopping mall,
but I'll take my chances
here, thank you very
much!"
The
day after Hurricane
Katrina smashed
into eastern Louisiana
and western Mississippi,
leaving a swath
of devastation
comparable to some
of the worst in
history, a multi-national
coalition formed
for the express
purpose of discouraging
countries from
providing any relief
aid to the beleaguered
inhabitants of
the Gulf Coast.
The donkey-cart Baghdad looter, whose image was
lovingly reproduced by worldwide media networks
two years ago at the start of the Iraqi war,
has turned up in New Orleans this year with
colleagues
Members of the
Louisiana National
Guard, fresh from
Iraq, have stated
that the scene
in New Orleans
bears an eerie
resemblance to
Baghdad in the
wake of the Hussein
regime's collapse.
A few Guardsmen,
formerly with the
3rd ID, believe
they saw familiar
faces among The
Big Easy's looters,
whom they witnessed
filling a donkey
cart with furniture
stolen from Mayor
Nagin's office.
Some others were
simply carrying
chairs away on
their backs--as
did Muhammad Al
Sayef, a self-described
serial looter who
turned up in New
Orleans this week
for the four-day
media extravaganza
and made himself
available for interviews.
Dr. Dean: "To rectify the situation,
all those whites who evacuated submerged homes
must be returned to those homes and drowned immediately."
While Senator Clinton
has proposed a commission to
determine just how racist the
hurricane and Government have
been, Howard Dean seeks to cut
out the middleman. "We don't
need a commission to know that
this is really about race," chairman
of the Democratic Party said
in a speech
to the National Baptist Convention
of America, one of the nation's
largest black church groups. "Natural
disasters never kill this many
white people. Well, if the natural
disasters don't want to play
fair, we will."
Tired of hearing that the
Democrats are a party of baseless
finger-pointing without constructive
solutions, the former presidential
candidate Howard Dean offered
an undeniably constructive
solution in his Wednesday speech
in Miami, Fla....
Robert
F. Kennedy
Jr. promises
hell to
unbelievers
unless
they repent
and establish
worship
and pay
the poor-due
with the
hand of
humility. "Lo!
Science
is Forgiving,
Merciful!"
As Hurricane Katrina
dismantles Mississippi's
Gulf Coast, Robert
F. Kennedy Jr.,
the firebrand scientist
of the fundamentalist
strain of environmental
doctrine, has unleashed
a fiery
sermon at The Huffington
Post offices,
stating that Americans
had brought the
devastation upon
themselves for
sinning against
Science.
"Had Bush signed
the Kyoto Treaty
last night as
the hurricane
approached, it
would have been
turned aside,
for Science
is Forgiving, Merciful!" roared the ultraprogressive
pulpiter who is sometimes criticized for interpreting
scientific texts too literally. "But Bush and
Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour went against
science, they sealed their ears to Science's
prophets, and for that Science unleashed its
wrath on the unbelievers! Hell shall be their
home: an evil fate!"
"It is a mortal
sin to think
that Science
is open to interpretation,
that scientific
phenomena can
mean more than
one thing, or
that Climate
Change has a
million factors!
That would be
just as bad as
the ludicrous
literal interpretation
of Scripture
by Christians!" Kennedy
went on. "Fight
those who do
not profess the
true faith! Remember
that Science
gives firmness
to the believers,
and it instills
terror into the
hearts of the
unbelievers!"
"Southern
Decadence" in New Orleans,
Sept. 5, 2005
We understand
the importance of gay pride here
at The People's Cube, but could
there be a worse timing or place
for such frivolity?
This Sunday, Sept. 5, two dozen
gay men and a few lesbians paraded
down New Orleans's famous thoroughfare,
Bourbon Street, while wearing beaded
necklaces, hula skirts, and wigs
- at the time when all progressive
media outlets, political activists,
and Democratic Party leaders have
selflessly converged to paint a
lurid picture of horror, death,
and desperation in that very area,
multiplied by Republican incompetence,
racism, and mismanagement!...
Hurricane Shield Revisited Clearly, if America had elected John Kerry in 2004,
none of the devastation caused by Hurricane
Katrina would have happened. This is
what we said almost exactly a year ago
in a story below - and we stand by it!
In addition to his previous campaign
promises meant to improve the life
situation for those who resent capitalism
at the expense of those who are happy with
it, Senator John F. Kerry has now announced
a plan to harness the very nature itself...
Polar bears in Alaska are being forced
to
adapt to the heat by lazing about on the porches
of their caves and drinking all day.
Senators John McCain and Hillary Clinton have returned from a high-profile, omni-partisan, and taxpayer-funded fact-finding tour in Alaska, claiming to have found incontrovertible proof that global warming is the result of US imperialism.
"Go up to places like we just came from, it's
a little scary," Senator McCain (R-AZ) asserted. "Green
grass, wildflowers, even trees! Yet I clearly remember
from the movie "Snow Dogs" starring award-winning
Cuba Gooding Jr. that Alaska used to be covered
with snow!"
The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans
of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent,
by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant
pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other -
until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's
official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand
Write down this number and report to your Kommissar at the nearest railroad station.
Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel!
Katrina
upgraded from hurricane to hate crime Scientists:
at least one-third of hurricanes are racist Federal
government failing to provide enough to
loot, pillage Chairman Dean declares non-looters
un-American
Order
from chaos: New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin
appoints head looter Looters
steal Fats Domino's thrill, capture Blueberry
Hill Air America audiences decimated by
Katrina as both listeners get relocated
to Houston
Gumby, Barney, Elmo,
and Ms. Piggy join Mr.Bill to criticize
President Bush's slow response
Syrians Funding New
Orleans Insurgency Time
Mag. Exclusive: Behind the Scenes With
New Orleanian Freedom Fighters Louisiana
Baath Party in shambles Fedayeen
Nagin Control Airport Human
Shields Surround Superdome National Guard
Abandons American Embassy in New Orleans
Sean Penn Reports
From New Orleans: "There's Nowhere to Piss" Bush
administration to convert refugees to a
cheap, efficient fuel source Anarchy
not as cool as previously thought:
reporters surprised Jacques
Chirac annexes French Quarter, reopens
brothels for personal use Cindy
Sheehan protests national guard relief
efforts, blocks road to New Orleans
for four days New
Orleans blues aficionados: now there's
something to sing about! Looters,
rapists: more gun control, please! Woman
groped during air rescue, files suit
PETA
ignores drowning humans, saves 3 snakes
and 5 frogs in French QuarterWeatherman:
Bush knew about Katrina back in 2000 GOP
weather-control device ensured Katrina
would disproportionately target minorities Bush
engineered Hurrican Katrina to avoid meeting
with Cindy Sheehan
PRE-KATRINA
COVERAGE
Al Jazeera survey: Cindy
Sheehan "the most desired" woman in tribal
areas of Baluhistan
Bush caused Sheehan's mother's stroke through secret
operations
Sheehan: Karl Rove paid my husband to dump me
Al-Qaeda leaders attend candlelight ceremony to support
Cindy Sheehan
Bush-bashing Mom: if I leave now it would send a terrible
message to the terrorists
Anti-War Mom to Iraqi
kids: Stop raining on my parade! Peace Mom to Zarqawi: keep up the good work! Mother
Sheehan Denounces Troops, Burns Son in Effigy Nature, Vultures Befriend Mother Sheehan, Demand Corpses
Sheehan demands destruction
of Old Testament, audience with Pope Sheehan to Jews: You killed Casey! Mother Sheehan defies hygeine police, remains in ditch
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