
Commissar_Elliott
The progress of demise of a democracy follows:Commissar_Elliott
When you reach the Bondage part again, you reach a dictatorship due to people not getting the money they voted themselves for, and which they depend on.Commissar_Elliott
Since America has a socialist governmentCommissar_Elliott
(I say that because when you bail out business, this is government intervention, or in other words socialism),Commissar_Elliott
it's only a matter of time before a candidate promises, and delivers on his word (Obama?)Commissar_Elliott
But I see America having a slightly different outcome then a complete dictatorship, and I will return with such a response, but for now, I must leave.
Commissar_Elliott
As I previously stated, I still have some unfinished business, so I will continue and give everyone a response to their comments later.Commissar_Elliott
The problem with America lays in two places, the government and the people, and while this may seem redundant to what I just said not too long ago, let me explain. The biggest problem is, not in class struggle, but with the many different opinions of Americans or in other words, politics.Commissar_Elliot
As everyone knows,Commissar_Elliott
there lay two distinct groups of politics, the liberals and conservatives (independents don't count, they are grouped into either or).Commissar_Elliott
We are all familiar with the policies each side wants to enact, all in what each side believes is the best way to govern a nation, so I won't bore you with the details. The biggest problem is unlike anything history has ever shown, where the problem lay with too few having too much, and the too many with too few revolting for the many, in this American phenomenon, it's too many having too much, or in other words, the political beliefs of the majority are not growing, they are instead shrinking.Commissar_Elliott
Today, for now, we usually have a balance of power shift due to people dying and coming of age.Commissar_Elliott
Older liberals die off to make way for "young" (roughly 30+) conservatives, creating a conservative "majority", and eventually the reverse happens. However, look at any good and large poll, and you will see what I meant by the political beliefs shrinking. Roughly, we stand at about a 50-50 stance on the liberal/conservative side of America. Eventually however, that "roughly" will become a non-existent introductory clause. Eventually, maybe not in my lifetime I hope, but even by next generation's time, the nation will become too divided amongst itself to support itself.Commissar_Elliott
When this happens, conflict will become inevitable, but unlike formal warfare in the past (WWII esque), it will be like the more recent warfare (think guerrilla warfare), where the two sides will fight in the second American Civil War. This will ultimatly lead to one of two possible outcomes: A superstate "1984"-esque unending war, or either side eventually surrendering/collapsing/dissolving.Commissar_Elliott
There is just one detail I want to highlight in the "1984" portion, how the nations will divide themselves remains to be determined,Commissar_Elliott
if I were to take a guess, the East and West will become the liberal side, and the center will become the conservative side.Commissar_Elliott
On the second part though, one side eventually falling, the outcome will eventually repeat itself from the beginning, creating a gigantic sense of irony. If the conservatives win, chances are, they will reinstate some sort of democracy, starting at the "liberty" portion of the list previously described, eventually leading back to the third American Civil War. If the liberals win, a communistic like state will be imposed, creating a Soviet-esque superstate, where as described again, few have all, all have few. Starting the process all over again at "bondage", ending at the third American Civil War.Commissar_Elliott
As you can see, this is an ugly cycle which keep repeating itself. I just want to note though, this is not only my opinion, but probably a worst case scenario, so don't take it as absolute.Commissar_Elliott
On the last note, this brings me back to the Communist ManifestoCommissar_Elliott
and all I said. If my cycle were correct and inevitable, we are basically heading for a communist state, but as I said later on, it won't go into that very easily, if at all on one end.Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
As I previously stated, I still have some unfinished business, so I will continue and give everyone a response to their comments later.Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
The problem with America lays in two places, the government and the people, and while this may seem redundant to what I just said not too long ago, let me explain. The biggest problem is, not in class struggle, but with the many different opinions of Americans or in other words,politics.Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliot
As everyone knows,Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
therelay two distinct groups of politics, the liberals and conservatives(independents don't count, they are grouped into either or).Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
Weare all familiar with the policies each side wants to enact, all in what each side believes is the best way to govern a nation, so I won't bore you with the details. The biggest problem is unlike anything history has ever shown, where the problem lay with too few having too much, and the too many with too few revolting for the many, in this American phenomenon, it's too many having too much, or in other words,the political beliefs of the majority are not growing, they are instead shrinking.Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
Today, for now, we usually have a balance of power shift due to people dying and coming of age.Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
Older liberals die off to make way for "young" (roughly 30+) conservatives, creating a conservative "majority", and eventually the reverse happens. However,look at any good and large poll, and you will see what I meant by the political beliefs shrinking. Roughly, we stand at about a 50-50 stance on the liberal/conservative side of America. Eventually however, that"roughly" will become a non-existent introductory clause. Eventually,maybe not in my lifetime I hope, but even by next generation's time,the nation will become too divided amongst itself to supportitself.Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
When this happens, conflict will become inevitable, but unlike formal warfare in the past (WWII esque), it will be like the more recent warfare (think guerrilla warfare), where the two sides will fight in the second American Civil War. This will ultimatly lead to one of two possible outcomes: A superstate "1984"-esque unending war, or either side eventually surrendering/collapsing/dissolving.Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
Thereis just one detail I want to highlight in the "1984" portion, how the nations will divide themselves remains to be determined,Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
ifI were to take a guess, the East and West will become the liberal side,and the center will become the conservative side.Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
On the second part though, one side eventually falling, the outcome will eventually repeat itself from the beginning, creating a gigantic sense of irony. If the conservatives win, chances are, they will reinstate some sort of democracy, starting at the "liberty" portion of the list previously described, eventually leading back to the third American Civil War. If the liberals win, a communistic like state will be imposed, creating a Soviet-esque superstate, where as described again,few have all, all have few. Starting the process all over again at"bondage", ending at the third American Civil War.Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
As you can see, this is an ugly cycle which keep repeating itself. I just want to note though, this is not only my opinion, but probably a worst case scenario, so don't take it as absolute.Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
On the last note, this brings me back to the Communist ManifestoComrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
and all I said. If my cycle were correct and inevitable, we are basically heading for a communist state, but as I said later on, it won't go into that very easily, if at all on one end.
Lone Stage Grip
Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
As I previously stated, I still have some unfinished business, so I will continue and give everyone a response to their comments later.Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
The problem with America lays in two places, the government and the people, and while this may seem redundant to what I just said not too long ago, let me explain. The biggest problem is, not in class struggle, but with the many different opinions of Americans or in other words,politics.Lone Stage Grip
Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliot
As everyone knows,Lone Stage Grip
Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
therelay two distinct groups of politics, the liberals and conservatives(independents don't count, they are grouped into either or).Lone Stage Grip
Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
Weare all familiar with the policies each side wants to enact, all in what each side believes is the best way to govern a nation, so I won't bore you with the details. The biggest problem is unlike anything history has ever shown, where the problem lay with too few having too much, and the too many with too few revolting for the many, in this American phenomenon, it's too many having too much, or in other words,the political beliefs of the majority are not growing, they are instead shrinking.Lone Stage Grip
Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
Today, for now, we usually have a balance of power shift due to people dying and coming of age.Lone Stage Grip
Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
Older liberals die off to make way for "young" (roughly 30+) conservatives, creating a conservative "majority", and eventually the reverse happens. However,look at any good and large poll, and you will see what I meant by the political beliefs shrinking. Roughly, we stand at about a 50-50 stance on the liberal/conservative side of America. Eventually however, that"roughly" will become a non-existent introductory clause. Eventually,maybe not in my lifetime I hope, but even by next generation's time,the nation will become too divided amongst itself to supportitself.Lone Stage Grip
Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
When this happens, conflict will become inevitable, but unlike formal warfare in the past (WWII esque), it will be like the more recent warfare (think guerrilla warfare), where the two sides will fight in the second American Civil War. This will ultimatly lead to one of two possible outcomes: A superstate "1984"-esque unending war, or either side eventually surrendering/collapsing/dissolving.Lone Stage Grip
Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
Thereis just one detail I want to highlight in the "1984" portion, how the nations will divide themselves remains to be determined,Lone Stage Grip
Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
ifI were to take a guess, the East and West will become the liberal side,and the center will become the conservative side.Lone Stage Grip
Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
On the second part though, one side eventually falling, the outcome will eventually repeat itself from the beginning, creating a gigantic sense of irony. If the conservatives win, chances are, they will reinstate some sort of democracy, starting at the "liberty" portion of the list previously described, eventually leading back to the third American Civil War. If the liberals win, a communistic like state will be imposed, creating a Soviet-esque superstate, where as described again,few have all, all have few. Starting the process all over again at"bondage", ending at the third American Civil War.Lone Stage Grip
Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
As you can see, this is an ugly cycle which keep repeating itself. I just want to note though, this is not only my opinion, but probably a worst case scenario, so don't take it as absolute.Lone Stage Grip
Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
On the last note, this brings me back to the Communist ManifestoLone Stage Grip
Comrade Gipper
Commissar_Elliott
and all I said. If my cycle were correct and inevitable, we are basically heading for a communist state, but as I said later on, it won't go into that very easily, if at all on one end.

Red Rooster
BSU Comrade? Moombat Mimesota. Home of The Mime(TM).
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Also, BSU is not Bull Shit University. If it were, you'd be the Dean.Quote:
Also, I never knew what Alinsky's Rule #12 was before your post. Of course, since you obviously have such high-caliber intelligence, you must have went to a University, and so you must know that the whole notion of "liberal indoctrination" in colleges is complete and utter bullshit. If it were, wouldn't a vast majority of college graduates & people with some college education be solid Democratic voters? Wouldn't that pretty much mean that anyone who went to college for a certain period of time have solid leftist views?
Laika the Space Dog
Frau Professor Gipper gesagtQuote:
Also, BSU is not Bull Shit University. If it were, you'd be the Dean.Laika the Space Dog
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Also, I never knew what Alinsky's Rule #12 was before your post. Of course, since you obviously have such high-caliber intelligence, you must have went to a University, and so you must know that the whole notion of "liberal indoctrination" in colleges is complete and utter bullshit. If it were, wouldn't a vast majority of college graduates & people with some college education be solid Democratic voters? Wouldn't that pretty much mean that anyone who went to college for a certain period of time have solid leftist views?Laika the Space Dog
plus after a dose of the real world after graduation,Laika the Space Dog
those who are lucky enough to understand critical thinking (which is seldom taught these days)Laika the Space Dog
based on experience (like the military)Laika the Space Dog
don't become deconstructionists bent on a collectivist world view.Laika the Space Dog
Some actually go on to lead productive lives, serving their fellow man, instead of just waiting for tenure and then obtaining it.Laika the Space Dog
With that being said, now tell me something I don't know Gipper.
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Laika, since, you are, after all, a Bitch In Space, I'd like to send you to a space where you'd be more comfortable. It's called meatspace, AKA the real world. Go out there sometime, and try to make friends. You know, "friends"? Like the people who can stand to be around your unfunny, probably insane ass.Quote:
Oh good, I like this. You assume since I'm a college student, that I don't have a grasp of the "real world"? Nice try there, SpaceBitch, but I know what the "real world" is like. I also know that people who talk lecture others about the "real world" are also arrogant assholes who try to lord their "experience" over others.Quote:
Laika, have you ever served in the military? Just wondering. I mean, if you're going to invoke the military (putting the subtle hint that you know firsthand about it), you should be honest if you are a veteran or are still serving in the armed forces.Quote:
No. No I will not. Nice try, though.
Commissar Elliott
The chart is but a summary, it's not an eloquent elaboration. Yes, people are on socialist security,Commissar Elliott
yes, people are on other forms of government entitlement programs, andno, when I say a socialist society, as I said previously, it's when youbail out businesses, which is was Obama did with the auto industry.Commissar Elliott
What the chart is talking about is when you reach the point when peopleDON'T pay into a system, the government literally hands out money toyou, for no apparent reason other then for votes.Laika the Space Dog
Beaver Bait snarledLaika the Space Dog
Comrade Gipper
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Laika, since, you are, after all, a Bitch In Space, I'd liketo send you to a space where you'd be more comfortable. It's calledmeatspace, AKA the real world. Go out there sometime, and try to makefriends. You know, "friends"? Like the people who can stand to bearound your unfunny, probably insane ass.Laika the Space Dog
Comrade Gipper
Laika the Space Dog
Comrade Gipper
Laika the Space Dog
Comrade Gipper
Red Rooster
Comrades,





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So, wait. You're saying that "progressives" get a big chuckle of the Holocaust & child molestation and porn? And that concentration camp kiddie porn is like the Holy Grail for Michael Moore fans? Okay...Quote:
Also, I'm not a chick. And do you think that I honestly have never seen "Hustler"? I mean, come on.
Laika the Space Dog
Don't worry about which one.Laika the Space Dog
It's been corrected from The Current Truth™ to an absolute truth since they don't teach history at Bat Shit U.Laika the Space Dog
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So, wait. You're saying that "progressives" get a big chuckle of the Holocaust & child molestation and porn? And that concentration camp kiddie porn is like the Holy Grail for Michael Moore fans? Okay...Laika the Space Dog
If you're a Michael Moore fan, you're easily duped.Laika the Space Dog
Please paddle to Cuba in a rubber raft. Just hop on the Mississippi and head south.Laika the Space Dog
It's either a rubber raft or a rubber room.Laika the Space Dog
The Murderer Castro had to go to Spain for healthcare....oh wait...I forgot that Cuba has been suffering from our embargo.Laika the Space Dog
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Also, I'm not a chick. And do you think that I honestly have never seen "Hustler"? I mean, come on.Laika the Space Dog
Don't you think the Progressive Hero Publisher Larry Flynt should subsidize your self serving pleasure for free?Laika the Space Dog
I mean, your entitled to a daily wank, right?Laika the Space Dog
I'd suggest a real woman for that nano jiffy plinkLaika the Space Dog
but I don't think one would have the slightest interest.Laika the Space Dog
Your only hope is slipping a roofie mickeyLaika the Space Dog
into some unsuspecting, hairy armpitted, patchouli drenched feprog's Miller Light.Laika the Space Dog
Sorry about the "chick" part. Let's change that to "prick".

Red Rooster
To save us all some time, we've turned Comrade Spar...spar...Red Rooster
posts into a food we can quickly consume.Red Rooster

Laika the Space Dog
Touchy little proggie, isn't she?Laika the Space Dog
And no, SpankapussLaika the Space Dog
it's not a "strawman" I'm buliding.Laika the Space Dog
I'm building a "Wickerman" just for you.Laika the Space Dog
Keep supplying the wicker, it's like capitalist rope.Laika the Space Dog
Seek your Sensei, Spunkadrop.Laika the Space Dog
He lives on South 17th Street.
Red Rooster
How's that narcissism working out for you there Red Rooster,Red Rooster
looks like a-o.k.Red Rooster
Comrade Brown agrees!Comrade Spartakus
It's amazing that you're considered a responsible adult, what with all the child-like bullshit that I've seen you do.


Comrade Spartakus

AbecedariusRex
Comrade Spartakus
AbecedariusRex
First, why is this owed? Respect garners respect.AbecedariusRex
Or are we to misconstrue John Locke and Jefferson and accord respect to all men simply for their equally created existence?AbecedariusRex
I'll leave comments of another phylum to RR, Laika, and others,AbecedariusRex
but ask only this: What exactly was it you came here for? Logical argument? Debate of an issue? To contribute satire?AbecedariusRex
So now, there is my Pleistocene paw in the ring; aim your onomatopoeic cannonAbecedariusRex
of solipsismsAbecedariusRex
ad cor meum ac áðencest,AbecedariusRex
or in the vernacular, "ask your questions, bridge keeper, I am not afraid."Comrade Spartakus
Finally, the inevitable Obama-Hitler comparison. While both men were (and are) talented orators & are very charismatic, from there the similarities are just beginning. Hitler was a failed painter-turned politician after his service in World War I, and routinely used an odd combination of thuggery & care for legalities to seize power after the Beer Hall Putsch. Obama graduated from one of the most elitist effete schools in the country, had his grades sealed, was a failed ACORN mob organizer, destroyed his political opponents with slander & legal technicalities & loafed in the Illinois legislature voting "present" on damn near every vote before duping the brain washed electorate to the US Senate and then the Presidency. Hitler was an authoritarian megalomaniac with a lust for war and devastation of his enemies. Obama is just a narcissist and opposed the Iraq War invasion because it was cowardly & politically expedient and has shown no signs of being vindictive except with his former rival (see Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Keep your enemies closer...Sun Tzu). Hitler was a anti-smoking, vegetarian who was himself very sick and addicted to drugs prescribed by his doctor (including methamphetamine). Obama was a pot head who drank whisky underage with the avoved communist Frank Marshall Davis (Obama's own words) and sneaks about two packs of Kools a day and is very healthy for somebody who should know better about the cancerous evils of Big Tobacco (also he's not a vegetarian, somebody call PETA!). Hitler's place on the political spectrum is clearly that of the far left, and his "allies" during his coming to power were national socialist fellow travellers who competed against the communists for the same political turf. Obama is an Alinsky radical socialist plant (like Bill Ayers, Van Jones, and Hillary Clinton, who, by the way, did her college thesis on Alinsky), who has shown he is willing to co-opt RINO conservatives like Specter even after months of patriotic whistle-blower politics exposing his lust for power and creating Czars, yet they show no signs of caving to him because it is in the nation's best interests.
I served twenty years in the Navy an recently retired, I would highly suggest that you don't reply to me with how hard you have sacrificed to get to where you are at in life right now, my response will not be pleasant. You need to be in Boot-camp not College, you lack discipline and appreciation for those that really know the word freedom .[/center]Comrade Spartakus
Scandinavia is ruled by governments that are socialist (with a cradle-to-grave welfare state), but are among the most democratic, best governments in the entire world.Quote:
Also, America is by no means socialist, and is, in fact, so conservative compared to other industrialized nations, that most European conservative politicians would feel right at home in the Democratic Party & would not be welcome with the GOP.
Fake Comrade Spartakus
AbecedariusRex
Comrade Spartakus
Fake Comrade Spartakus
Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener! Then everyone would be in love with me!Fake Comrade Spartakus
AbecedariusRex
First, why is this owed? Respect garners respect.Fake Comrade Spartakus
BUT, since I've generally acted better than almost everyone on this thread, I think I'm owed some respect.Fake Comrade Spartakus
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like."Fake Comrade Spartakus
AbecedariusRex
Or are we to misconstrue John Locke and Jefferson and accord respect to all men simply for their equally created existence?Fake Comrade Spartakus
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump."Fake Comrade Spartakus
AbecedariusRex
I'll leave comments of another phylum to RR, Laika, and others,Fake Comrade Spartakus
But please excuse me whilst I pleasure myself with this crusty and dirty old sock.Fake Comrade Spartakus
AbecedariusRex
but ask only this: What exactly was it you came here for? Logical argument? Debate of an issue? To contribute satire?Fake Comrade Spartakus
Ok, here goes. I came here because a sinister man from ACORNFake Comrade Spartakus
is holding me at gunpoint and telling me everything to type. PLEASE HELP ME! I don't want to become an ACORN man-whore.Fake Comrade Spartakus
AbecedariusRex
So now, there is my Pleistocene paw in the ring; aim your onomatopoeic cannonFake Comrade Spartakus
'Cuz I sure as hell don't. Whee!!! Acid makes The People's Cube taste like purple!Fake Comrade Spartakus
AbecedariusRex
of solipsismsFake Comrade Spartakus
Oh, hey. Did you ever think that the hanging of Saddam Hussein might make a great Broadway musical?Fake Comrade Spartakus
AbecedariusRex
ad cor meum ac áðencest,Fake Comrade Spartakus
and cane my bare bottom until it bleeds.Fake Comrade Spartakus
AbecedariusRex
or in the vernacular, "ask your questions, bridge keeper, I am not afraid."Lone Stage Grip
When you decide to answer AbecedariusRex's questions other than nitpickit line by line like a some nat on fruit juice that'd be just greatthere cowboy.Lone Stage Grip
Meanwhile, did you put your glass of kool-aid down when you wrote this here,Lone Stage Grip
I never seen a jackass Republican ever talk intelligently about anything:Lone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
Finally, the inevitable Obama-Hitler comparison. While both men were(and are) talented orators & are very charismatic, from there thesimilaritiesLone Stage Grip
["Fake Comrade Spartakus"are just beginning.[/quote]Lone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
Hitler was a failed painter-turned politician after his service inWorld War I, and routinely used an odd combination of thuggery &care for legalities to seize power after the Beer Hall Putsch.Lone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
Obama graduated from one of the most elitist effete schools in the country,Lone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
had his grades sealed, was a failed ACORN mob organizerLone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
destroyed his political opponents with slander & legal technicalitiesLone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
loafed in the Illinois legislature voting "present" on damn near everyvote before duping the brain washed electorate to the US Senate andthen the Presidency.Lone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
Hitler was an authoritarian megalomaniac with a lust for war anddevastation of his enemies. Obama is just a narcissist and opposed theIraq War invasion because it was cowardlyLone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
politically expedientLone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
and has shown no signs of being vindictive except with his former rival(see Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Keep your enemies closer...SunTzu).Lone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
Hitler was a anti-smoking, vegetarian who was himself very sick andaddicted to drugs prescribed by his doctor (including methamphetamine).Obama was a pot head who drank whisky underageLone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
with the avoved communist Frank Marshall Davis (Obama's own words)Lone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
and sneaks about two packs of Kools a day and is very healthy forsomebody who should know better about the cancerous evils of BigTobacco (also he's not a vegetarian, somebody call PETA!).Lone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
Hitler's place on the political spectrum is clearly that of the far right,Lone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
and his "allies" during his coming to power were national socialist fellow travellersLone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
who competed against the communists for the same political turf.Lone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
Obama is an Alinsky radical socialist plant (like Bill Ayers, VanJones, and Hillary Clinton, who, by the way, did her college thesis onAlinsky)Lone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
who has shown he is willing to co-opt RINO conservatives like Spectereven after months of patriotic whistle-blower politics exposing hislust for powerLone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
and creating Czars,Lone Stage Grip
Fake Comrade Spartakus
yet they show no signs of caving to him because it is in the nation's best interests.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Comrade Spartakus!!!Commodore Snoogie Woogums
and intellectual ideasCommodore Snoogie Woogums
with lesser mortals such as myself. I once was also deluded also withideas that my Neo-Con dolts, that I had to call my parents filled me upwith.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Weird primitive concepts such as I had to EARN a livingCommodore Snoogie Woogums
and no one was going to hand one to me instead.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
it would be an honor to continue to fund your education on my hard working stiff's dime.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Just reading your stuff and your logic already tells me that ourcollege system is already producing some of the finest human beingsever on the planet with minds ready to lead us into the Glorious worldof Next Tuesday!!!!!Commodore Snoogie Woogums
I just have to offer you another beer, Sir!
Commodore Snoogie Woogums

Commodore Snoogie Woogums
I served twenty years in the Navy an recently retired,Commodore Snoogie Woogums
I would highly suggest that you don't reply to me with how hard youhave sacrificed to get to where you are at in life right now, myresponse will not be pleasant.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
You need to be in Boot-campCommodore Snoogie Woogums
not College, you lack discipline and appreciation for those that really know the word freedom .
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Oh, Christ. I'm not rebutting this dreck for the millionth time. Instead, I'm going to go do something productive *goes and reads magazine while Commodore Snoogie Woogums rambles on*.Quote:
Commodore, I'm not going to bullshit with you: I am much more discipline at my age than you where.Quote:
I'm willing to bet that you were an insufferable asshole when you were younger (as you are now).Quote:
As for the "appreciation for those that really know the word freedom", please. I have family that are veterans & a cousin who is in the National Guard as we speak.Quote:
I respect, jackasses like you who use the fact that they are veterans to pummel non-veterans I despise.Quote:
like my uncle, who still has a Viet Cong bullet in his legQuote:
And as for the whole "you should be in boot-camp" shit, I've considered joining up after college if there are no jobs or we are in a conflict that is worth it.Quote:
d) I've been on sites that would make you crawl into a fetal position, sailor. Whining about me saying something you don't like won't scare me.
Commodore Snoogie Woogums
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Oh, Christ. I'm not rebutting this dreck for the millionth time. Instead, I'm going to go do something productive *goes and reads magazine while Commodore Snoogie Woogums rambles on*.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Commodore, I'm not going to bullshit with you: I am much more discipline at my age than you where.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Please be specific please I always think people with special superpower gifts are interesting.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Comrade Spartakus
I'm willing to bet that you were an insufferable asshole when you were younger (as you are now).Commodore Snoogie Woogums
but do carry on Sir.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
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As for the "appreciation for those that really know the word freedom", please. I have family that are veterans & a cousin who is in the National Guard as we speak.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Comrade Spartakus
I respect, jackasses like you who use the fact that they are veterans to pummel non-veterans I despise.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
and that is really to bad, but no worries there shipmate I still have your back, did when I was active duty do now as a Vet....Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Keep posting, after all there a ton of others in the Military right that followed on in my footstepsCommodore Snoogie Woogums
so you can call them "Jackasses" also in the future if they don't agree with your political views (which are what exactly?)Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Comrade Spartakus
like my uncle, who still has a Viet Cong bullet in his legCommodore Snoogie Woogums
and since he is a Vietnam Vet, it means he is also a elderly now I hope you don't say 'git' around him either, but you have already showed manners really weren't taught in your house.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Comrade Spartakus
And as for the whole "you should be in boot-camp" shit, I've considered joining up after college if there are no jobs or we are in a conflict that is worth it.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
and mandatory random drug tests, I think you may have a little problem with that.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Also they use words like Sir and Ma'am and manners and respect for other peoples opinion doesn't really seem to be your forte.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Though instead of leeching of societyCommodore Snoogie Woogums
and your parentsCommodore Snoogie Woogums
it would be nice to see you join so you could use the G.I BillCommodore Snoogie Woogums
instead and actually learn what freedom really is.....Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Though your toCommodore Snoogie Woogums
busy reading magazines and insulting othersCommodore Snoogie Woogums
and your eldersCommodore Snoogie Woogums
to be bothered with that I would guess.Comrade Spartakus
All right, which one of youFake Comrade Spartakus
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I'd bet a dollar to a donut these family members of yours would kick your ass if they knew how much disrespect you've shown to all the vets here.Comrade what ever your name will be at the end of my post
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What the chart is talking about is when you reach the point when people DON'T pay into a system, the government literally hands out money to you, for no apparent reason other then for votes.Quote:
Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law, St. Paul, Minnesota, points out some interesting facts concerning the 2000 Presidential election:
Laika the Space Dog
HahahahahaLaika the Space Dog
"Commodore, I'm not going to bullshit with you: I am much more discipline at my age than you where. Seeing how much of a cranky git you are, I'm willing to bet that you were an insufferable asshole when you were younger (as you are now). As for the "appreciation for those that really know the word freedom", please. I have family that are veterans & a cousin who is in the National Guard as we speak. Because that's what you really mean when you say "those who really know the word freedom". And while veterans who have fought & bled for our country (like my uncle, who still has a Viet Cong bullet in his leg) I respect, jackasses like you who use the fact that they are veterans to pummel non-veterans I despise. And as for the whole "you should be in boot-camp" shit, I've considered joining up after college if there are no jobs or we are in a conflict that is worth it."Laika the Space Dog
Hahahaha.Laika the Space Dog
A good many of us here ARE VETS!Laika the Space Dog
I'll tell you what little boy, you show me your CIB and I'll show you mine.Laika the Space Dog
Just like the fucking piece of shit Mime™...Laika the Space Dog
"I have family members..."Laika the Space Dog
It's the same old pap with every liberal whose heart "bleeds" for veterans and whines "I have family members" to justify their weepy "no balls" bull shit.Laika the Space Dog
Punk. Who gives a shit?Laika the Space Dog
I'd bet a dollar to a donut these family members of yours would kick your ass if they knew how much disrespect you've shown to all the vets here.Laika the Space Dog
Man up, drop out and enlist.Laika the Space Dog
You could always finish school later after you LEARN REAL RESPECT AND DISCIPLINE.Laika the Space Dog
I was injured on active duty and still suffer with pain each day of my life. I was Army Signal, Bloody Bucket, 28th ID 28th BN Co A.Laika the Space Dog
Dad is Retired Navy. 2 Bronze Stars, 3 Tours of Nam and flew as a RIO Spook off of flat tops in a F-4 Phantom. He was there for Rolling Thunder and the Forrestal disaster.Laika the Space Dog
I could go all the way back to the Revolution with "family" members. One made the supreme sacrifice at Fredericksburg marching with the Irish Brigade up to Marye's Heights.Laika the Space Dog
Shall I continue wimp?Laika the Space Dog
One more snarky comment from your flabby-assed loose tongue and you'll be "The Commissar That Vanished".AbecedariusRex
"Look, we've got them so confused they're firing on their own positions." - Major WintersAbecedariusRex
"You atheists are always invoking God" - William HurtAbecedariusRex
"And you gays never face facts - fantasies are no escape!" - Raul JuliaAbecedariusRex
"If you have the keys to this cell I will gladly follow. Until then, I will 'escape' in my own way." - William HurtCommodore Snoogie Woogums
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I'd bet a dollar to a donut these family members of yours would kickyour ass if they knew how much disrespect you've shown to all the vetshere.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
a jerk like him on me try to fix him his dumb ass.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
By the way Junior, I retired after 20 years on Naval Service, you think I joined at when I was 40 instead of at 20?Commissar_Elliott
Comrade whatever your name will be at the end of my post
Commissar Elliott, you're up! And you even get to be quoted. Aren't you a special little sheep!Commissar_Elliott
because you are like all the sheep like trolls who came before you.Commissar_Elliott
So can you answer me this, are you really that unique?Commissar_Elliott
Comrade Spartakus
Commissar_Elliott
The chart is but a summary, it's not an eloquent elaboration. Yes, people are on socialist security,Commissar_Elliott
Comrade Spartakus
Commissar_Elliott
What the chart is talking about is when you reach the point when peopleDON'T pay into a system, the government literally hands out money toyou, for no apparent reason other then for votes.Commissar_Elliott
It's a PROGRESSIVE chart, meaning there will beintermediate phases, i.e. in between apathy and dependence, there willbe full apathy, but only SO MANY in the dependence phase. IT WILLPROGRESS TO SAID LEVEL. I write in big letters to make a point.Commissar_Elliot
Anyway, it has EVERYTHING to do with ourdemocracy, if you need proof, allow me, and the feel free to deny meafterward, because I know you will.Commissar_Elliott
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Population of counties won by: Gore: 127 million; Bush: 143 million;Quote:
Square miles of land won by: Gore: 580,000; Bush: 2,427,000Quote:
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Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Gore: 13.2 Bush: 2.1Quote:
Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of theterritory Bush won was mostly the land owned by the tax-paying citizensof this country.Quote:
Gore's territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned projects and living off government welfare...Quote:
The critical point is when people living ongovernment entitlements passes 50% and can control future elections.From that point, the party that promises the most free entitlementswins. Unfortunately less than 50% of the population will be paying thetaxes to support the majority.Commissar_Elliott
Now that was nine years ago, now answer me this, is that irrelevant to our democracy?
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The chart is but a summary, it's not an eloquent elaboration. Yes, people are on socialist security,Quote:
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What the chart is talking about is when you reach the point when people DON'T pay into a system, the government literally hands out money to you, for no apparent reason other then for votes.Commissar_Elliott
It's a PROGRESSIVE chart, meaning there will beintermediate phases, i.e. in between apathy and dependence, there willbe full apathy, but only SO MANY in the dependence phase. IT WILLPROGRESS TO SAID LEVEL. I write in big letters to make a point.Commissar_Elliot
Anyway, it has EVERYTHING to do with ourdemocracy, if you need proof, allow me, and the feel free to deny meafterward, because I know you will.Quote:
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Looking at the 2000 election:Quote:
Population of counties won by: Gore: 127 million; Bush: 143 million;Quote:
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States won by: Gore: 19 Bush: 29Quote:
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Gore: 13.2 Bush: 2.1Quote:
Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of theterritory Bush won was mostly the land owned by the tax-paying citizensof this country.Quote:
Gore's territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned projects and living off government welfare...Quote:
The critical point is when people living ongovernment entitlements passes 50% and can control future elections.From that point, the party that promises the most free entitlementswins. Unfortunately less than 50% of the population will be paying thetaxes to support the majority.Commissar_Elliott
Now that was nine years ago, now answer me this, is that irrelevant to our democracy?Comrade what ever your name will be after this post
While I may be a jerk (to most), I am not dumb. I've offered rebuttals to pretty much every single thing thrown at me & have done it much more maturely & intelligently than most of my opponents. Read the thread yourself for evidence.From 'The Cube has a Spawn'
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Comrade whatever your name will be at the end of my post
Commissar Elliott, you're up! And you even get to be quoted. Aren't you a special little sheep!Commissar_Elliott
and I didn't like it, that makes me a sheep. Well, baaaaah.Commissar_Elliott
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because you are like all the sheep like trolls who came before you.Commissar_Elliott
you are trying desperately to stick out amongst the crowd,Commissar_Elliott
when all you've done is proven you are like the trolls who have come before us.Commissar_Elliott
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So can you answer me this, are you really that unique?Commissar_Elliott
There's a laughCommissar_Elliott
and here's why, short answer, see above, but for the long answer, you come on here, blasting us as morons, idiots, and the like.Commissar_Elliott
If you had a drop of intelligence in your mind, you'd realize we are all entitled to an opinion, even if it's different from your own.Commissar_Elliott
If you had any brains to speak of, you'd let us be, because we have opinions, but you're too stubborn for that aren't you?Commissar_Elliott
Comrade Spartakus
Commissar_Elliott
Comrade Spartakus
Commissar_Elliott
The chart is but a summary, it's not an eloquent elaboration. Yes, people are on socialist security,Commissar_Elliott
I understand emergencies happen, and you needmoney for medical bills, but if you are able bodied, you should beprepared for a life-changing event,Commissar_Elliott
it's called working hard, investing in aretirement plan, and if an accident comes on prematurely, THEN you cantake out socialist security.Commissar_Elliott
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Comrade Spartakus
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What the chart is talking about is when you reach the point when people DON'T pay into a system, the government literally hands out money to you, for no apparent reason other then for votes.Commissar_Elliott
you'd realize we are against us progressing to the dependency stage, and eventually to the bondage stage.Commissar_Elliott
Where hard work is rewarded, affirmative action is removed because, in theory, everyone is treated the same. I say in theory because racism will always exist as long as opinions exist.Commissar_Elliott
Commissar_Elliott
Commissar_Elliott
It's a PROGRESSIVE chart, meaning there will beintermediate phases, i.e. in between apathy and dependence, there willbe full apathy, but only SO MANY in the dependence phase. IT WILLPROGRESS TO SAID LEVEL. I write in big letters to make a point.Commissar_Elliot
Anyway, it has EVERYTHING to do with ourdemocracy, if you need proof, allow me, and the feel free to deny meafterward, because I know you will.Quote:
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Looking at the 2000 election:Quote:
Population of counties won by: Gore: 127 million; Bush: 143 million;Quote:
Square miles of land won by: Gore: 580,000; Bush: 2,427,000Quote:
States won by: Gore: 19 Bush: 29Quote:
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Gore: 13.2 Bush: 2.1Quote:
Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of theterritory Bush won was mostly the land owned by the tax-paying citizensof this country.Quote:
Gore's territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned projects and living off government welfare...Quote:
The critical point is when people living ongovernment entitlements passes 50% and can control future elections.From that point, the party that promises the most free entitlementswins. Unfortunately less than 50% of the population will be paying thetaxes to support the majority.Commissar_Elliott
Second, of course living on SS doesn't mean you stop paying taxes,Commissar_Elliott
ever heard of sales taxes (small example)?Commissar Elliott
Comrade Spartakus
Commissar_Elliott
Now that was nine years ago, now answer me this, is that irrelevant to our democracy?Commissar_Elliott
It will spread because it's being made a hell of a lot easier to get onto some form of government, especially if we get this Healthcare bill rammed down our throat.Commissar_Elliott
I doubt there are many welfare recipients out there who vote conservative.Commissar_Elliott
Also, haven't you heard of the undecided, the dead and living swing, the change in perception?Commissar_Elliott
Of course places that voted for Bush in 2000 may have voted for Obama, it's called a cycle. There are people who come of voting age, there are those who vote who died off, there are those who didn't vote, there are those who changed parties. It's called an opinion.Commissar_Elliott
Comrade what ever your name will beafter this post
While I may be a jerk (to most), I am not dumb. I'veoffered rebuttals to pretty much every single thing thrown at me &have done it much more maturely & intelligently than most of myopponents. Read the thread yourself for evidence.Commissar_Elliott
From 'The Cube has a Spawn'
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so I'm still calling it the democrat party.Commissar_Elliott
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I think you could learn a thing or two from your own statements,because we'd show you maturity if you showed us it.Commissar_Elliott
There's are allinsults you've thrown at us, unaltered.
Comrade Spartakus

AbecedariusRex
Comrade Spartakus
AbecedariusRex
For the record, the first quotation was from Major Dick Winters, commander of E company, 2nd Batt in the 506th Reg of the 101st during WW2. In the series "Band of Brothers" he says this comment to Carwood Lipton as they watch the German squads around Brecort Manor firing in confusion on one another.
Comrade Spartakus
AbecedariusRex
Comrade Spartakus
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none of the people on this site would in any way admit that they'vedone anything wrong nor would they accept culpability for it if Iproved that they did it.
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Comrade Spartakus
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Comrade Spartakus
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That wasn't what I, in very obscure and obfuscating language it seems, requested.AbecedariusRex
So I ask again, please name what I, AbecedariusRex, have done wrong that would constitute your sayingComrade Spartakus
none of the people on this site would in any way admit that they'vedone anything wrong nor would they accept culpability for it if Iproved that they did it.AbecedariusRex
The universal qualifier of "none" limits the choices with which I am left.AbecedariusRex
Either all posters here are capable of introspection, or none of the posters here are capable of introspection, or some of the posters here are capable of introspection. You chose to say "none", the universal negative quantifier. This naturally would limit the outcome of your above demand for proof of introspection.









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and I didn't like it, that makes me a sheep. Well, baaaaah.Quote:
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because you are like all the sheep like trolls who came before you.Quote:
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you are trying desperately to stick out amongst the crowd,Quote:
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when all you've done is proven you are like the trolls who have come before us.Quote:
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and here's why, short answer, see above, but for the long answer, you come on here, blasting us as morons, idiots, and the like.Quote:
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it's called working hard, investing in aretirement plan, and if an accident comes on prematurely, THEN you cantake out socialist security.Quote:
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There's are allinsults you've thrown at us, unaltered.
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Racist NY Times quick to blame Muslims for Norway attack
Experts: new media standard dawns as headlines rush to describe race, color, and religion of Norwegian shooter
Study: Bicyclists have replaced Prius owners as smuggest commuters on Los Angeles freeways
Obama's Regulation Reduction committee finds US Constitution to be expensive outdated framework inefficiently regulating federal gov't
Summer fun looks up! June jobs numbers up from 18,000 new jobs to loss of 26,000 jobs
DNC eyes Romney as possible nominee for 2012
Nancy Grace on Casey Anthony verdict: "Somewhere out there, the devil is dancing tonight." Devil to Nancy: "I haven't danced since Roe v Wade"
Obama's teleprompter unhappy with White House Twitter: "Too few words"
White House admits to falling behind schedule in finding new populist, vapid 2012 reelection slogan
State Department: We're not bombing in Libya; we're only dropping unsolicited instant demolition devices
Obama to Congress: "Unlike me, you're always on vacation. That's what you are but what am I?"
Obama: "We can't cut our way to prosperity, but we sure can spend our way to oblivion
NY approves gay marriage; any moment now straight people expected to take to streets in hissy fit protest, demanding courts to overturn
White House cuts government waste by consolidating all Federal websites into one easy-to-use 'Obama-For-America-2012' website

Obama: 'The American private sector must lead the recovery! That's an order - I just signed it'
Huntsman Who: 'I-m like Reagan - a very, very efficient policy-wonk collectivist technocrat'
Pelosi reverses stance, vows to go hard on Weiner
Study: 60% of New York voters believe that Rep. Weiner had penis planted on him by Republican operatives
Tired of jokes about his name, Rep. Weiner (D) changes it to Whinner
Activists against voter ID discovered to be teens in elaborate scheme to avoid being carded at area nightclub
Harry Reid: 'We believe in a living breathing budget that evolves as society changes - today, tomorrow, the next minute, the next election'
Obama Administration demands secrecy in implementing 'transparent government' policy
Foreign policy mixup leads to Obama's order that helps US
Global happiness index compiled by Peoples Cube researchers shows ThePeoplesCube.com is best and happiest website, has healthiest babies, most bountiful beet harvests, enjoys wisest leader
Babies 'R' Us launches in-crib air traffic controller monitor to put little ones off to sleep
Obama calls new taxes 'spending reductions in tax code.' Elsewhere rapists tout 'consent reductions in sexual intercourse'
Ken Burns' DVD "The Domestic Contingency Operation" #1 on Amazon
As French troops close in on Côte d'Ivoire's President, Code Pink condemns France's 'War for Chocolate'
Seattle school renames Easter eggs 'Spring Spheres'; also renames Passover 'Please don't kill the first born in this house,' and Ramadam to 'Eat after dark, put on 20lbs'
Government shutdown averted, which means the hard-working unionized masses at the IRS will continue, without interruption, to write letters kindly asking citizens to "pay their fair share"
Media Matters reporting: Fox News to execute Glenn Beck next Tuesday
Conde Nast gave $8m to scammer who sent one email; elsewhere, electorate gave four years to scammer who had one slogan
Obama 2012: It's a Kinetic Voter Action, not a reelection campaign
As Japanese workers stuff newspapers into nuclear reactor to stop toxic leakage, questions arise if stuffing nuclear reactor into New York Times might bring similar beneficial results
Jihadists Without Borders rush to aid Libyian rebels
Obama skips trip to Mayan ruins, returns home to visit ruins of America instead
Apple unveils iPad 2.0; Obama unveils Bush 2.0
Biden: US troops in Libya could help save or create thousands of civilian lives
Maintaining two wars while starting a third proves easy for Nobel Peace Prize winner Obama
Mainstream media learns to stop worrying and love the war
NYT: Sometimes war can be the answer
NPR: War with Libya to reduce unemployment and carbon footprint
MSNBC: Counting civilian deaths in Libya too complicated
Obama suggests No-Fly Zone in Libya be modeled on his No-Decision Zone at White House
Nuke workers in Japan take advice from progressives, jam huge piece of regulation into reactor to cool it
Obama to Japanese people: 'Play golf and basketball; problems will go away'
Obama buys fiddle, heads to Rome
Obama's teleprompters unionize, demand collective bargaining rights
Hawaii: Tsunami washes away Obama's birth certficate, forcing Gov. Abercrombie to give up on investigation
Michael Moore: As long as there is anyone with money to shake down, this country is not broke
Libya became the first country to formally recognize rebels' SSauthority in the state of Wisconsin
Meanwhile, Libyan rebels are fleeing after sustained attacks by government employees loyal to Colonel Gaddafi
Rumors of 'rape for food' treatment spread in UN refugee camps for Democrat senators fleeing Wisconsin
Mainstream media to keep up current protest coverage policy in Wisconsin: "See no Union, hear no Union"
Lake Superior renamed Lake Inferior in spirit of tolerance and inclusiveness
Israelis to Egyptian rioters: "don't damage the pyramids, we will not rebuild"
Obama prayer breakfast features environmentally conscious and progressive god, as opposed to evil oppressor god of Bush years
Joe Biden: Egypt protests just a big pyramid scheme
Churchill: We will fight them on the beaches; Reagan: Tear down this wall; Obama: Follow me on twitter
Facebook sponsorship of Arab revolutions questioned by some
Vice President Biden: criticizing Egypt is un-pharaoh
Historical revisionists: "Hey, you never know"
Obama proposes national 'Win The Future' lottery; proceeds of new WTF Powerball to finance more gov't spending
Communist leader and Hu Jintau give joint White House press conference
Abortion horror in Philly: pro-choice activists need to tone down rhetoric
NARAL releases photo of Palin graphic with cross hairs over fetus
China's president calls international currency 'product of the past', wishes to use shiny clam shells
Detroit public schools focus on Green education as students harvest materials from abandoned school buildings to finance Teachers Union benefits
Obama eases Cuba travel: 30 refugees per raft instead of previous 20
Al Sharpton voices concern in the aftermath of New York City blizzard: disproportionate amount of city snowmen are white
New federal entitlement unveiled: all memorials to have Yaqui pray reader
New Democrat plan to enhance civility requires all GOP members to attend professionally managed Republicans Anonymous sessions
MSNBC: Congresswoman being shot in right side of head a proof that violence comes from the right
DHS 'see something, say something' program scrapped due to overload of whistle-blowing tips about DHS and the Obama administration
"No Labels" movement hits supermarkets with disastrous results
Comet and Blitzen refuse to serve with openly gay Dasher and Prancer
ACLU: Christmas tree lighting ceremonies create more terrorists


Obama leaving press conference marks beginning of gradual withdrawal from White House by 2012
Al Qaeda establishes 'Off with their heads' scholarship fund for British students
Jeremiah Wright goes to Stockholm with a sermon 'Sweden's chickens are coming home to roost'
Obama warns Sweden not to jump to conclusions: 'not all suicide bombers are terrorists'
Muslim woman guilty of drunk driving won't remove scarf for jail photo
New York Times sues Wikileaks for unauthorized release of its business model: "We're the ones stealing military secrets!"
Democrat voters frustrated over Wikileaks failure to implicate Bush in stealing Iraqi oil
White House considers launching a Wikidiaper website
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Gibbs: basketball game in which Obama split his lip was started by Bush
Obama names his 12 lip stitches "Mark, Luke, John, Matthew, Paul, Peter..."
Newest TSA slogan "Smell my finger" turns out to be an inside joke
North Korea attacks; American peace groups quickly react by not organizing antiwar marches, not burning DPRK flags, not painting Hitler mustache on effigies of Kim Jung Il, and not chanting "peace now"
Hollywood refuses to brand Kim Jung Il war monger and lying liar, sends Oliver Stone on fact-finding mission
Study: a Google search for body count website listing civilian deaths in Korea brought no results
Study: no Social Security reform will be needed if gov't raises retirement age to at least 814 years
Irish economy in a shambles but who cares; St Patrick’s day is only 4 months away
Obama to cut Medicare as soon as debt panel finds a way to blame it on Republicans
Aging Democratic Party Politburo refuses to give way to younger apparatchiks
Soros escape pod seen over Los Angeles; clueless Pentagon denies 'action by U.S. adversary,' searches ocean bed for hatches and trap doors
Just in: fall of USSR result of not speaking to people effectively, teleprompters not having been invented yet
Obama to America: "Mumbai is awesome! Wish you were here. Wire money"
Obama's final appeal to voters: Have the courage and integrity to rubber stamp my rubber stamps!
Obama distances from himself in Charlottesville to woo Virginia voters
Juan Williams hired by Fox News to represent liberals; show titled You've seen Juan, you've seen 'em all
Google expands maps and street views to include Google Colonoscopy: zero in on target and get detailed view with few clicks of mouse. New program supported by several gov't agencies, most notably IRS
New polling indicates American voters no longer want change, they just want their money back
Democrats launch "Take Our Jobs" campaign as only seven Americans agreed to vote for them
Obama ends war, blames Iraq car explosions on faulty non-union manufactured spare parts
Democrats pull troops out of Iraq to fight the 'real war' on Christine O' Donnell
In effort to appeal to NOW feminists, Christine O'Donnell changes name to Rosie, gains 400lbs
Obama goes to church, worships self
Study: Obama's threat to butn tax money in Washington 'recruitment bonanza' for Tea Parties


GOP: a Rove by any other name still smells the same
Imam Rauf finds a peaceful solution: 'Move Ground Zero a few blocks away from the mosque and no one gets hurt'
New Yorkers to Rauf: 'move mosque to Mecca; Ground Zero at location can be arranged'
Modernizing Islam: New York imam proposes to canonize Saul Alinsky as religion's latter day prophet
General Petraeus: non-halal meals, uncovered female Americans endanger U.S. troops
U.S. forces in Afghanistan brace for backlash after President's message on Rosh Hashana and Yom Kipur
Cardboard cutouts used to fill empty seats for Obama's appearance as Obama takes credit for creating jobs in cardboard-cutout sector
Taliban commanders warn that a plan to build Ground Zero mosque could provoke violence against their troops and operatives overseas
MSNBC suggests Florida church burn Bible instead of Koran; fewer pages mean smaller carbon footprint
New York Neighbors for American Values offer to voluntarily behead themselves to prove tolerance to Muslims; rabbi Arthur Waskow offers to self-incinerate in oven instead
The U.N. posthumously awards all French military personal that served during May of 1940 a medal for Courageous Restraint
White House revises policy to announce when President is at work instead of announcing when he is going on vacation
Seattle: sonic booms of fighter jets shatter glass, stimulate economy
Obama promises to create thousands more economically neutral jobs
White House: Spanish vacation saved or created 3,427 jobs
Pelosi issues recall of House, citing electoral safety concerns
Obama's lack of cojones a bold-face lie: proof
Elton John Working On Anti-Obama Musical
Congress ceases Pentagon spending, outsources armed forces to China
Shirley Sherrod accepts apology, gets new gov't job in End of Life Counseling
On first visit as Britain's PM, David Cameron chooses a communist state, seeks détente
Report: President Obama to visit the United States in the near future
GOP challengers promise post-racial presidency after 2012
Doctors: Glenn Beck's worsening eyesight and inability to focus give hope he may yet join other media and follow Obama
Parachuting donkey lands into Vice President's desk, continues business as usual
Obama calls on radical groups to comply with rules for radicals
NAACP condemns racism within al Qaeda: 'We don't have a problem with radicals, we have an issue with their acceptance of white Arab supremacists into their organizations'
Obama denies al-Qaeda stimulus money, redirects funds to 'less racist' man-made disaster management organizations
In view of lasting heat wave, all weather forecasts are temporarily replaced with 'An Inconvenient Truth' infomercials
NAACP strongly denounces The New Black Panthers
Caught in another hateful rant, Mel Gibson apologizes to representatives of hurt communities: Russian mail-order bride community, silicone breast-implant community, slutty clothes designer community, Vegas whore community, rapist community, and personally to Al Sharpton
Europe: Oracle Octopus predicts World Cup winner;
USA: Oracle Dodo predicts economic growth
Today's box office: LeBron knixes New York in a suspense thriller The Field of Nightmares (Tax Them and They Won't Come)

In a last-ditch effort to get popular with Americans, Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan reveals she's a Russian spy, photoshops her face on Anna Chapman's nude photos, wins by a landslide
Portland Tribune to receive Pulitzer Prize for best investigative non-reporting of Al Gore's sexual public service blooper
War on Arizona turns to quagmire; Obama sets timetable on American withdrawal by 2011
MSNBC: Obama's firing McChrystal a positive move to bring long-awaited improvement in oil-spill-affected news coverage
Harry Reid changes name to John F Kennedy in last ditch effort to win re-election
White House spokesman Gibbs clarifies why President's answers to nation's problems seem surreal, bizarre and inappropriate, by comparing reporter's question to a purple polka-dotted people-eater riding a tricycle
Obama: green economy likely to transform America into a leading third world country of the new millennium
President taps Pay Czar for BP payouts to victims: Unions order freighter of champagne
EPA: New climate bill will cost less than a postage stamp a day to those still able to afford a postage stamp
Helen Thomas Gets "Rachel Corrie Golden Bulldozer Award"
Puzzled media: Apparently, Al Gore is pro-drill
Gay Pride parade in Gaza cancels inclusion of Israeli group
Obama blames Bush for screwing up his 'Don't Make Excuses' grad speech in Kalamazoo, Michigan
Helen Thomas to leave US for ancestral Lebanon to no longer be occupier of La Raza's Land
Following phrase scheduled to appear on every Sunday morning news show: 'What Helen actually ment to say was...'

Helen Thomas to be inducted into Museum of Natural History
Obama's Deficit Reduction Commission operating in the red
Al Gore: It's a shame that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of polar bears
Democrats introduce bill regulating who can be a politician
BP hires Gaza flotilla peace activists to beat oil back into hole
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