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Kazakhstanis Against Borat

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Image"If this doesn't make people start taking Kazakhstan seriously, nothing will!"
-- James Taranto

Is this for real or just a clever spoof in the style of CFK? Go to StopBorat.net (highly recommended) and decide for yourself.

The fact is, Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry threatened legal action against comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.

StopBorat.net gives voice to the People of Kazakhstan who demand that Borat be stopped, and arms potential supporters in the West with pins, bumper stickers, and T-shirts which they ask you to wear to public places and festivities. "All products specially designed by best People's Artist of Kazakhstan Erbolat Satybaldiyevich Qasymzhomartbayev."

BORAT IS WRONG! WE HAVE WAY MUCH CULTURE!


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Dear Western Peoples!

What Kazakh people say about Borat:

Image"Borat has made us look a lot embarrassed."

Image"Borat make lie about our country. We have music."

Image"That funnyman has made much fun of our great country to the rest of the world."

Image"Many towns and villagers have become angry."

Image"We don't have horse and cart on the highway. Maybe you would see that only in Uzbekstan."

Image"Do not believe Borat! He is not Kazakhstan people!"

Image"We also have cheerleaders!"

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Image Kazakhstan's President Nursultan Nazarbayev


There is much anger in Kazakhstan nowadays. The english funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen has made much fun of our great country to the rest of the world. He has put much mocking on us. Especially with his character he calls Borat. It is not even a popular Kasakh name.

We want to tell all those who make fun of us that he is really an actor who is try to portray us as a drunk fighting people. We are not like this at all.

We are a good cultured hard worker people. Kazakh people work long and hard and take pride in our nation.

Borat has made us look a lot embarrassed and many towns and villagers have become angry.

We ask all western peoples to come and see our country and see the advancement of our society. We have a good reputation in the region and don't need to be made look like a country who has horse and cart on the highway instead of truck and car (maybe you would see that only in Uzbekstan).

Do not make bad the good name of our country!!!!

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And many more testimonials from angry people of Kazakhstan:- We not like Borat!

- Borat is wrong!
- We have way much culture.
- Kazakhstan people are not like Borat says.
- Kazakhstan people are much educated too!
- Do not believe Borat. Kazakh people like the Jew.
- Kazakhstan is not stupid country.
- Borat makes lie about Kazakhstan!

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And political observers in the west are taking our side too!

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James Taranto of WSJ wholeheartedly supported our protest saying:"If this doesn't make people start taking Kazakhstan seriously, nothing will!"

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We are all Kazakhstanis now!

Viva la Kazakhstan and their Radical Cheerleaders!

FM Rommel (ret.)
Wait, Borat is not a kazahk? Mien comrads, we must punnish this infidel for his crimes against our former CCCP brothers! (p.s. Why do their cheerleaders look like native american indians, the origional victims of american capitalist imperialism?)

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(p.s. Why do their cheerleaders look like native american indians, the origional victims of american capitalist imperialism?)

Who cares? Finally, some hot cheerleaders unlike thoes other ones with the black and blue knees.

Premier Brezhnev
Finally, some people in my country are getting some back bone!

frost
Geeeeze, another bumper-sticker campaign? Interestingly (maybe... perhaps not), I thought all Volvos were required to have a "Free Tibet" bumper-sticker on same or it wouldn't function/be allowed on the roads, 'specially in places like SanFrancity-By-The-Golden.

lil prole
Where on earth IS Kazakhstan anyway? Does it have something to do with Tibet? I am sure they are most good peoples.

Comrades,

Borat is speaking the truth to power.

When Kazakhstan was a member of the Glorious Union Of Soviet Socialist Republics, progressive peoples everywhere were in awe of the launch facilities at Tyrantium, where the Hero-Dog Laika and other brave cosmonauts were launched.

The Di-methyl hydrazine and other rocket fuels that cover the Kazakh landscape no doubt contributed to the idiocy of these unfortunate people, who, in their afflicted state, turned thier back on the future and voted to dissolve the CCCP.

All REAL Marxist/Leninists would have to agree. Right?

maximus
lil prole wrote:Where on earth IS Kazakhstan anyway? Does it have something to do with Tibet? I am sure they are most good peoples.

It is right next to <a href="https://www.jetlagtravel.com/molvania/e ... olvania</a>. And don't be afraid to watch Zladko Zlad's Eurovision Song Contest Entry.

Spiro Agnew
Everyone is picking on Kazakhstan. Now, Turkey is threatening to impound any Kazakh airplanes that land in that country. Turkey says that the Kazakhs owe them a lot of money, and they'll hold the planes hostage until they're paid up.

Also, according to the Lonely Planet travel guide, Kazakhstan has electricity.

Chairman Meow
Comrades,

I agree with comrade Gorky, the Kazakhstanis are our progressive brethren and sisters, so instead of taking a side on the issue lets just do the standard operating procedure of the party and that is take both sides of the issue to ensure that whoever may come out the winner we can be on the right side of history and take credit for our enlightened position. Our glorious comrades in the Amerikan Politburo Congress are doing just that right now over the quagmire that is Iraq, half will be in favor of the conflict while the other half shall oppose it! What a glorious concept, praise Comrade Hillary!!

For the glory of the working peoples of Earth!,
Chairman Meow-Say-Pun


Premier Breshnev
Chairman Meow wrote:Comrades,

I agree with comrade Gorky, the Kazakhstanis are our progressive brethren and sisters, so instead of taking a side on the issue lets just do the standard operating procedure of the party and that is take both sides of the issue to ensure that whoever may come out the winner we can be on the right side of history and take credit for our enlightened position. Our glorious comrades in the Amerikan Politburo Congress are doing just that right now over the quagmire that is Iraq, half will be in favor of the conflict while the other half shall oppose it! What a glorious concept, praise Comrade Hillary!!

For the glory of the working peoples of Earth!,
Chairman Meow-Say-Pun

The ONLY reason that Kazakhstan has electricity is that the Great October revolution brought it to them.

Aleksandr
Listen, I think Borat sucks. Why? Because western world knows almost nothing about the eastern world, and what Borat does, is misinformation and dehumanizing of whole culture. For starters--I lived in Kazakhstan for a little while, so I know what it is really like. Great country(huge, seventh or sixth largest in the world), wonderful people. I worked there for 4 years. I loved it. About the pictures-- the cheerleader chick, is actually a girl in a traditional costume, dressed up probably for a festival of some kind. She is not a cheerleader of any kind FOR SURE. People don't dress like that every day and it is a fact. People there are very kind, smart(most have masters degrees), and generous. Family values are a lot higher, than here, in US.
What makes me angry is the fact that a joke, along with lack of knowledge about that country turned Cohen into a dangerous man-- thats how world wars are started. One country is poor, uneducated with beast like creatures living in it... they need enlightnment, the west will go and bring it to them.... HORRID. Thats what I think. I think Borat is Horrid.

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If the U.S. overreacted like all these other whiney countries do to some insults then all the other countries in the world would be smoking radioactive craters. You guys need to learn to laugh at yourselves and ignore it.

Rabbi Red Green
Comrade Borat inspired my chavurah to visit glorious city Astana and capitalist-infected Almaty, to help liberate citizens from Nazarbaev iron fist. Good news! The workers are happy and the much-loved president receives only praise from media. Comrade President gave all of us wonderful coats, hats and whips, products of happy collective sweatshops!

Blessed is Nursultan Nazarbaev

banzama
i'm kazakh and right now being on exchange here in the USA, i understand that many people still do not know about my country, but a lot of them know about this stipud guy--Borat(not even a kazakh name)
it really bothers me, the way how he introduced our country to the rest of the world,
what is the reason?
borat, you suck..do NOT lie about KZ:it is new, independent and developing country, and so far we are doing fine
hate you!!
i try to tell to people about KZ every time they ask me, i guess it is gonna be helpful for them..
asema

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We have received many emails about this. Here's one:

Sent: Thursday, November 09, 2006 12:20 PM
Subject: about borat from america

Your web page against Borat has improper grammer usage...how can you say that your country is educated if you can not make a webpage with proper English..

Ex... Kazakhstan people are much educated too!

Proper grammer: The Kazakhstan people are educated as Well!

also...what does this mean

We have nice daughter, you are maybe single westerner with much financial goods.

Pervyj chelovek, kotorogo ya vstrechayu iz Kazahstana, - Yevrejka.
Ona - ochen' plohoj voditel'.
Yeye literatura namnogo luchshe!

this man come. pay money for bull cow to crap in my kitchen when food. I get 3 dollars money american. he then make baby whis my daughters. I want seven dollars now.

My aunt send me this. I want her to get postage too.

Stoshu


 
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