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Cindy Sheehan Writes A How-To Book

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Cindy Sheehan, who is angry with President Bush for disobeying her explicit orders to give in to Islamic terrorists, has bravely decided to return to Crawford, Texas, after visiting her bed-ridden mother. "I have THREE questions for the head terrorist Bush now," she said: #1. Why did he kill Casey? #2. Why did he give my mother a stroke? #3. How much did he pay my husband to divorce me?"

Respected mainstream liberal groups descended on the White House to investigate the latest allegations. The New York Times' Liz Bumiller is investigating the claim that Bush caused Sheehan's mother's stroke through secret operations.

Sources from MoveOn.org confirm that Bush had a crack team of specialists induce a stroke in Cindy's mom to sidetrack the noble anti-Bush cause. In addition, they suspect, but cannot verify, that Sheehan's loyal husband was threatened with death by Karl Rove unless he agreed to divorce his uncompromising wife.

"What we are seeing is a conspiracy against one noble grieving mother who is aiding America's enemies," Cindy calmly explained to the press. "The terrorists have every right to destroy this last holdout of capitalism on earth. This country is not worth dying for and I never gave Bush my permission to defend it. Isn't it bad enough they brainwashed Casey with non-stop propaganda and lies? Did they have to try to kill my mother and threaten my husband as well? When will it all end?"

Sheehan is currently driving her new Mercedes 2006 SLK-Class Roadster to Crawford where she will continue writing a self-help book called "Use Your Son's Death To Win Friends And Influence People."

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A Fellow Traveler.
All of this emphisis by TPC on Cindy Sheehan is commendable but it's time to get back to the real job of journalism - sticking it to that evil, psychopathic mastermind Karl Rove!

The Real Cindy
"Bush lied, people died"

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jeff
all those who don't think she's the real deal will be yucking it up all the way to the work-camps!



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We all need to learn from Cindy. To get stuff, you need to blame other people and be really loud and obnoxious about it.

Safe Trip, Cindy!
A must-listen: Cindy's <a href="https://www.mobiuseng.com/Kermit/Songs/Rainbow.mp3" target="_blank">travelling music</a>!

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The traveling music as sung by Kermit the Frog:

RAINBOW CONNECTION

Why are there so many songs about rainbows
and what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
and rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it.
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

Who said that every wish would be heard
and answered when wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that and someone believed it.
Look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us star gazing
and what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

All of us under its spell. We know that it's probably magic.

Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
Is this the sweet sound that called the young sailors.
The voice might be one and the same.
I've heard it too many times to ignore it.
It's something that I'm supposed to be.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

Dog Shit Picker-Upper Guy
Please dont impeach me! Until my big break into the interpretive dance community happens, this is all I have.

Ugh!
Cindy's back in Crawford! Hurray!
Image "I'M GONE FOR LESS THAN A WEEK AND LOOK AT THIS PLACE! WHO TOOK A SHIT IN MY DITCH? WAAAAAH! I'M UNSTABLE! WAAAAAAH!"

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Cindy lands in Texas to continue her somber protest:

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Cindy sez: "Lets get this party started! Yahoo! Casey's dead and I'm a star! WaHOOOOO!"

Modern Fisherman
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Sportsmen attempt to catch a large mouth Cindy by dangling irresistable mouth enticing objects before the poor dumb beast

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is that none other than Lee Harvey Oswald escorting the First Lady of Baghdad? They look like quite a pair to draw to! YEEEHAW go girl stand by your man <pigb*tch>

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Sportsmen attempt to catch a large mouth Cindy by dangling irresistable mouth enticing objects before the poor dumb beast

good one brah

MainCensorshipDirectorate
Comrade Journalisty!

Please - NO MORE COSE-UPS!
The bourgeois reality revealed by such fotografy is most disturbing to the proletariat and may lead them to REVOLT against the state!!

MainCensorshipDirectorate
To meet the current 5 year plan we economized in above transmittal by leaving out obvious letters - in this case the "L". This is in interest to conserve much needed ink and electronic pixel space.
MCD

Poppa Jerry pays for Camp
Camp Casey is brought to you by:

Their bills are being paid by True Majority, a non-profit set up by Ben Cohen, of Ben and Jerry's ice cream fame.

Ben Cohen: "People are willing to listen to her and we want to do as much as we can to make her voice heard."

Another pint of "Sheehan Sherbert," anyone?

Wanna hear Cindy call the guys who killed her kid "freedom fighters?":

https://dc.indymedia.org/usermedia/vide ... yonbus.mov (look 1/4 way in to the movie)

Bono's Brain
Appropriated for The Proletariat from a certain R. Newman.
The Cube giveth, the Cube taketh.

Sheehan Sheeple 2005

Sheehan Sheeple got no reason
Sheehan Sheeple got no reason
Sheehan Sheeple got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Sheehan Sheeple
Don't want no Sheehan Sheeple
Don't want no Sheehan Sheeple
Round here

Sheehan Sheeple are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Sheehan Sheeple got Cindy
Sheehan Sheeple got Cindy
Sheehan Sheeple got Cindy
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Sheehan Sheeple
Don't want no Sheehan Sheeple
'Round here

Poppa-Ratsi
{Refrain}
Photo-op Photo-op, oh photo photo photo
Photo-op Photo-op, oh photo photo photo
Photo-op Photo-op, oh photo photo photo
Photo-op (*pop*)

/ C Am Dm7 G7 / / / C - G7 - /

Call my baby photo-op, tell you why
His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie
And when he does his shaky clickin' dance
Man, I haven't got a chance

/ C F C F / C Am7 Dm7 G7 / 1st / G7 - - - /

I call him
{Refrain}

Sweeter than candy on a stick
Huckleberry, cherry or lime
If you had a choice, he'd be your pick
But photo-op is mine

/ F - - - / C F C - / F - - - / D7 - G7 - /

{Refrain}

Crazy way he thrills me, tell you why
Just like a lightning from the sky
He loves to flash me till I can't see straight
Gee, this photo-op is great

I call him
{Refrain}

Sing along HERE

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Martin Esteves
Cindy sez, "I'm a STAR now! Wow! Thanks Casey!"

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Momma Mia!
"Hey Cindy, can you look sadder for the cameras?"

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For some reason I am reminded of this (see poor Casey standing in the middle):

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Bluerose
Hasn't anyone noticed how god-awful mugly that woman is? She looks like a damned donkey! She also looks like some kind of hermaphrodite. I wish she'd go away.


Ripjaw
Cindy must really hate hurricane Katrina for being such a selfish capitalist pig by stealing all the airtime on all the news channels this week.

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Casey Says" Mom, Stop it!!!!! You are embarrassing me in front of my fallen friends"

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She doesn't give a shit...this is making her famous and putting $$ in the bank...God will get her in the end, she's evil.

I have a feeling that Cindy is trying to become part of the burguoise by getting famous and getting more money. That's wrong, and she should be stopped. To help the people, she must be redistributing it to others, not storing it in the bank. Let me get the secret police on this...

Lowering the burguoise,
Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters

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That's right! I'm entitled to her money! GIMMIE!!!!!!

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In author Ayn Rand's masterpiece Atras Shrugged, there was a character carred Emma Charmers. She was a reftist reech, sponging off the death of her son Kip Charmers. (see Page 858)

I dare anyone here to terr me that Cindy Sheehan isn't a direct incarnation of fake person Emma Charmers. She praying on our gurribirity, hoping we part with our hard-earned rubles to supprement her bourgeois rifestyre.

Kim Jong Irrin'


 
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