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Che Guevara Christmas Greeting

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Ernesto Che Guevara sold 100,000,000 T-shirts this year alone! He's world's greatest T-shirt salesman. Come on, trust-fund college kid! Be a non-conformist because everybody else is! Being popular is so elfin' hard. Che t-shirt = instant recognition. Viva la merchandise!

Who's your daddy? Have yourself an nice progressive Christmas!


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Chairman Punchenko, nothing feels quite like driving around in my rich father's BMW, made by exploited workers, while wearing my Che T-shirt. The only problem is that something makes me a crumpet collector. The Che T-shirt attracts women, and I can almost get by that because of their hairy legs.

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A little something to brighten up your Christmas day...

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Ack! Such a wonderful secular song ruined by the word *shudders* "Christ." The nerve! It was worth it, however, to see Santa in party color and reindeer of 2 different color.

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Red Square wrote:A little something to brighten up your Christmas day...
White Christmas??? Never again; Global warming will put the fall into December. and Cristmas in June.
Remember we allowed the "Solar flares" to heat up our secret Peoples republic nuclear station.???? (Wich is now, floating somewhere near Maine.)
The gap in the van Allen belt did burn up some of our brave cosmonauts.(living and long dead) We can't be fooled by the west
We shall not listen to their disinformation.
Comrade Hillary will explain it all in the end.
Comrade Gore can not be trusted and must be purged.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB sec.9.

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Global warming is nothing but a lie from the Oil Companies which are paying off George Bush and the Sun so that they can sell more oil for air conditioning which they'll use to cool off the world from the exhausts of the SUVs which they are using all the decayed plant life and dinosaurs. But they do not know that fossil fuels are in fact renewable. In a matter of months each Congress can be mined for fossil fuels and the entire faculties of Harvard, Berkeley, Dartmouth and Brown can be mined at this instant.

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Theocritus!!

You missed our troll...go to the gulag for trolls thread (the last 2 pages) its PRICELESS

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What we all missed (so it seems) is this story in the Wall Street Journal:

Che, Cuba and Christmas
Target becomes a target of the Guevara myth.


https://www.opinionjournal.com/wsj/?id=110009432

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BY MARY ANASTASIA O'GRADY
Monday, December 25, 2006 12:01 a.m. EST

Until last Thursday Christmas shoppers at Target department stores could purchase a 24-CD carrying case decorated with the image of Che Guevara. When I heard about it, I wondered why the retailer would want to promote the memory of a mass murderer. What's next, I asked, when I spoke with a representative of the company on Wednesday, Pol Pot pajamas?

Late Wednesday evening Target sent me this statement: "It is never our intent to offend any of our guests through the merchandise we carry. We have made the decision to remove this item from our shelves and we sincerely apologize for any discomfort this situation may have caused our guests."

That it took only a day for Target to make that admirable decision suggests that at least someone at the company knows who Guevara was and what Cuba is today thanks in part to him. The misstep, though, probably occurred because others at the company allowed Target to become a target itself of the Che myth.

Guevara is not just a dead white guy from a well-to-do family who terrorized a racially mixed nation and executed hundreds of innocents in the late 1950s and 1960s. He is also a symbol of the totalitarian regime that persists in Cuba, which still practices his ideology of intolerance, hatred and repression. It is not the torture and killing alone that make the tragedy. That only describes the methodology. Guevara's wider goal--to forcibly strip a population of its soul and spirit--is what is truly frightening and deplorable. Christians, who celebrate the birth of their Savior today, have particularly suffered under Guevara's dream of revolution, which has lasted since 1959.

The fear under which Cubans have lived for 48 years was fathered by the merciless Che Guevara. The unhappy Argentine Marxist met Fidel Castro in Mexico in 1955 and later became a rebel commander. "The Black Book of Communism," published in 1999 by Harvard University Press, notes that early in his career Guevara earned a "reputation for ruthlessness; a child in his guerrilla unit who had stolen a little food was immediately shot without trial." In his will, the book says, "this graduate of the school of terror praised the 'extremely useful hatred that turns men into effective, violent, merciless and cold killing machines.' "

Peruvian-born Alvaro Vargas Llosa penned his own book this year titled "The Che Guevara Myth." Mr. Vargas Llosa documents a twisted life, such as when Che shot a comrade and made the following entry in his diary: "I ended the problem with a .32 caliber pistol, in the right side of his brain. . . . His belongings were now mine." After that, Mr. Vargas Llosa says, Guevara shot "a peasant who expressed the desire to leave whenever the rebels moved on." Guevara also liked to simulate executions, as a form of torture. "At every stage of his adult life, his megalomania manifested itself in the predatory urge to take over other people's lives and property, and to abolish their free will."

Guevara was an architect of Cuba's forced labor camps, which by 1965 were transformed into concentration camps for dissidents, Catholics, Jehovah's Witnesses, Cubans of other religious sects, homosexuals and later people with AIDS,.

All independent thought that refused to worship the communist state was an affront to Guevara. Christians were an especially difficult lot. From the earliest days after Castro took power, Che sent hundreds of men to face firing squads at the Havana prison known as La Cabaña. His victims could be heard at dawn loudly crying "Long live Christ the King, down with communism," just before the rifle shots rang out.

Thousands of Cubans have perished in daring attempts to get off the island because they preferred the risks of flight to a life in which Christianity has been forbidden, children are the property of the state, thought is policed, and spying on your neighbor is one of the few ways to earn a living. During the Mariel boatlift in 1980, witnesses told of families arriving at the pier together only to be separated by Cuban guards who enjoyed watching their misery. Weeping mothers faced the point of a gun while their distraught sons and daughters were forced to board ships. This Christmas thousands of Cuban-Americans will remember their loved ones who didn't make it out or died trying.

Defenders of Guevara can't even claim that his cruelty brought about equality. Today state policy makes it a crime for the raggedly dressed, malnourished and mostly black Cuban people to visit the beaches, museums and amply stocked stores of their own country, while well-fed tourists in fashionable cruise-wear go where they like. This amounts to de facto apartheid.

Amazingly, hope is still alive in Cuba. One reason is because although Guevara was able to kill a lot of Christians, neither he nor his successors succeeded in wiping out Christianity. The struggling Christian community, which takes seriously the religious teaching to reject fear in the face of evil, is playing a key role in the island's dissident movement.

An icon of the Christian resistance is Oscar Elias Biscet, a black physician who is serving a 25-year sentence for his peaceful activism against the regime. He has been arrested more than 26 times since he began to express his dissent; he has been beaten, tortured and locked in tiny windowless cells for days on end. Hundreds of other prisoners of conscience are in jail, under atrocious conditions; many are also devout Christians.

The Christian faith has survived Che and Fidel and decades of brainwashing. It is battered but has not been defeated. Raul Castro fears it--which is why he takes Bibles away from his unbreakable prisoners. The moral of the story seems to be that even the all-powerful regime cannot stop Christmas from coming to Cuba.

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That elf costume does a good job of showing off Che's true sexual preferences.

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Hey, watch it, sister. I wouldn't be caught dead in an elf costume. Or in drag.

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Hey, watch it, sister.

I AM A MAAHHHN!!! WAAAA! Why doesn't anyone understand!!!!!

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Premier Betty wrote:
Hey, watch it, sister.
I AM A MAAHHHN!!! WAAAA! Why doesn't anyone understand!!!!!

Betsky... do not allow the cine-ignorant masses to confound you. Instead, reach out to your abusers by sending them a link for repatriating their own copy of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist and then all will know and understand Master Pain... and while you're at it, you can turn them onto Eisenstein's Battleship Potemkin (and for Meow, there is a brilliant satire of the staircase scene in Potemkin, in Brazil... featuring a vacuum cleaner...)

For the Kollective
S.M.O.

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I AM A MAAHHHN!!! WAAAA! Why doesn't anyone understand!!!!!
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Aha! So Sister Betty is your drag name, huh?

And "Sister Betty"? Could that be, like, "Brother Robert"? Are you one of those priests shuffled off to the Albuquerque archdiocese when they find themselves being served on the altar by one of the altar boys? And I don't mean by one who's carrying the wine.

"Thy rod and thy staff, they shall comfort me. And make me squeal like a pig."

Instead of "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" we hear "Dueling Banjos."

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Betty is the name I chose to call myself after I decided that Master Pain was too threatening to the general populace that I was terrorizing.

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Premier Betty wrote:Betty is the name I chose to call myself after I decided that Master Pain was too threatening to the general populace that I was terrorizing.
I always wondered but was too scared to ask :)

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MY movie, Kung Pow, explains everything. Unfortunately, the direktor decided to make the main character The Chosen One instead of me.

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Kung Pao chicken would describe the altar boys in Albuquerque. If they have no beards.

Betty, would you be my beard? I do not walk on the wild side of pain, but I have a strong interest in Hannibal Lector and could use an alliance with a similar artist. I'm practicing now. I can rip apart a #500 sow with a pen knife in five minutes, and after five years more could take out Our Empress Hillary's steatopygic backside in, oh, say two lunar cycles. Do you have a chainsaw?

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Sorry, I only play beard for one person (me), as for the chainsaw, I usually prefer the guillotine for all my slicing needs, but I do have several large shipments of chainsaws in one of my many unmarked warehouses. I would be happy to offer you one, and I'll throw in a guillotine for free.

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Premier Betty, I find that this People's Cube is changing my luck. First I have been smitten by Direktor Irene, whom I promised colored towels, and Sister Massively Opiated with whom I'm having word play with an eye toward more, and now you, dear Premier Betty, who offer me sharp objects.

Isn't steel for the fifth anniversary?

Although shameless Trollope that I am, I confess to flirting with SMO and you at the same time. Fickle, fickle, fickle. Shame on me.

But I shall be glad to consider the use of the guillotine. I wonder if I can use that wonderful French invention--the last good thing to come from Les Froggies--as a retro CAT-scan. Computer Assisted Tomography doesn't mean that you have to use Roentgen rays; carbon steel will do as long as it is guided by a computer. And I'll insist on Windows because it will crash constantly as it shaves slices off our Empress Hillary's ass. Which I mean to reduce from one two axe-handles wide, as we say in Texas, to the width of an anemic Vietnamese-made knockoff Bowie knife.

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Premier Betty wrote:
Hey, watch it, sister.

I AM A MAAHHHN!!! WAAAA! Why doesn't anyone understand!!!!!

Premier Betty! I thought you were on the right politically correct track by adopting the nom de plume "Betty"; this showed an understanding of the ideal of the homogenization of the sexes onto one bland, non-offensive, gender neutral society. A society where all will enjoy the benefits of government subsidized living and wealth redistribution without the evil conservative patriarcal thumb bearing down upon the heads of the people.

The shovel fits all hands without regard to sex!

There are no more men! There are only comrades and people.

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MAN!!!

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Wait. Aren't Christians evil imperialistic capitalist anti-communist capitalist capitalist people? Then why almighty Che Guevara gives us a Chrismas greeting?

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Christmas is a capitalist ploy to increase corporate revenues in the end of the fourth quarter. Revolutionary progressives have long ago learned to take advantage of capitalist tricks and use them to destroy capitalism. Hence the increase of Che Guevara shirts sales around Christmas time. The monies will be used, of course, to destroy both Christmas and capitalism.

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Yes, that's as good as anything when what you want to do is destroy things. Which I, as a good Progressive, am bent on doing to achieve the Progressive World of Next Tuesday.

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Plus, Christmas is the season of giving... all your money to the government in thanks of letting you live another day under their glorious, benevolent, and yet iron fisted rule

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Komrads
Bad News.
Che was a HOMO.
I destroyed all the negatives
However there are pictures on the Internet.

SMERSH HEAD of KGB
SECTION 9


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Commissar Theocritus wrote:smersh, Comrade Che was a great liberator, loving the gun. <a href="https://www.washblade.com/2005/11-25/vi ... .cfm">More here</a>.

Comrade Smersh & Commissar Theocritis,

Gracias to the both of you for protecting my sexual orientation, although they are quite wrong about just what Che's sexual preferences were then or are now. I am a true progressive revolutionary, and that means that I will be maligned by some who do not embrace the ideals that I hold to be my personal truth. This does not bother me, seriously, comrades. Let them say what they wish. My true sex is not what they think anyway, eh? Ha!Ha! If they only knew!

Viva La Revolution!
Down with the lying Capitalist Pigs!
The Party Shall Prevail!
<br>PUSH THOSE TEE SHIRTS, COMRADES!

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Comrades, I have an idea. Since the Rethuglicans tend not to have concentration camps and since Progressive Thought leads to them, I suppose that we could value a Progressive using a system of jack boots and barbed wire.

"He's really high up in the party. Look. There are <i>four</i> jackboots and three strands of barbed wire on his epaulets."

Comrades!!! I have a recurring nightmare that Comrad Barack, as he leads us to join the heroic ranks behind his bold vision of hope and opportunity, to rearrange the deck chairs, will suffer a Bay of Pigs when he decides to Pay the Bigs. What can we do with our revolutionary fervor to help Comrad Barack? We must all sacrifice, so who should enjoy the privilege of being sacrificed first? Your simpering fiend, Fidel Castro

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Sacrificed first? I nominate Comrade Peloski. I think that with her ideological purity it is a must. After all, she's on His O'liness not to backtrack on raising taxes. This means that she believes in pain. And this means that she ought to get it.

Let Comrade Nansky Peloski be the first to the wall.

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Image I second that motion Commissar, and take Chris Dodd, Harry Reid, Barney Frank, Charles Rangel and Henry Waxman with her, Oh I could go on, but then there wouldn't be a Demoncratic Party.

Hey wait, that's an even better idea! Put them all up against the wall. They fight so much among themselves, that they will self-destruct, eventually.

PS Welcome back SMERSH. How was Afghanistan? How did you escape?

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Che, we must practice the natural selection of Progressives. A Progressive Olympics. Who will sacrifice more of OPM? Who will impose more duties on other people just for his own self-aggrandizement? That is the proper function of the Progressives.

However, come to think of it I think that maybe we can sacrifice Bonnie Fwank. After all, he and Chris Dodd managed to crash the world economy. And that's something.


Israel Baline, a.k.a. Irving Berlin, the writer of that jingoistic song glorifying the capitalist ploy of "Christ"mas, was born in Siberia. His family was exiled to the United States, thus he was just a brainwashed tool of the American system, before William Ayers got his hands on the education system, and before the Democrats found the true path. Such propagandist filth would never come out of anyone who was brought up in today's Amerikkka, thank Stalin!

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I too hate people who come to America and love it. We don't have the time to make them resentful and nasty and entitled. We need cradle-to-grave socialism so that one one has any idea of what's good and bad and we can stoke up the misery.


 
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