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On August 19 1991 I was on my way back home in the Ukraine from a visit to the United States. The imperial U.S.S.R. was in place, and although draconian restrictions on visiting capitalist countries had been removed, the average monthly income of about $20 US deterred foreign travel as effectively as the barbed wire before that. In the provincial Ukrainian town where I lived, visiting America was a big deal. Most neighbors in my apartment complex knew where I had been. I knew they were expecting me to tell the story.
But as I dragged my bags to the entrance that day, my neighbors gave me sullen stares. "Go back where you came from," one of them said. "Do it before they close the airports." I asked what was going on. "You'll know when you turn on the TV," he said. He was right. The rest of the evening I spent sitting on my unpacked suitcase as I gaped at the TV screen.
Both government-run channels showed nine Communist Party apparatchiks at a long conference table, talking to the camera, telling me that the democracy in the U.S.S.R. had failed, that capitalism was a menace, that freedom had brought nothing but disaster. Tanks were being moved to Moscow to ensure a peaceful "progress" back to Stalinism. The hard-liners had counted on the tormented people's conditional reflex to obey their overlords. They called themselves GKChP - the "Government State of Emergency Committee," but people immediately dubbed them a junta and called their coup a "putsch" - as in Hitler's failed Beer Hall Putsch of 1923. Instead of meekly surrendering, the people resisted.
Nothing in the Party stooges' prior experience prepared them for the sudden resistance of the people who had tasted freedom. And at the forefront of that resistance towered Boris Yeltsin, Russia's first freely elected president.
"The best Gorbachev could do was shoot a home video."
Technically Russia was still one of the 15 Soviet republics reporting to Michael Gorbachev, but Gorby had been trapped in his dacha down at the Black Sea. At that point the best Gorbachev could do was shoot a home video. He fired a message to the world using a camcorder and an old tape with a copy of the 9 1/2 Weeks movie, recording his mournful face over the naked shots of Kim Basinger.
Yeltsin and his supporters resisted the putsch directly. They barricaded themselves inside the Parliament Building. A human wall made of thousands of Muscovites encircled the white multistoried structure to which they jokingly referred as the White House. I regretted I wasn't in Moscow but it was not possible to get there. The coup leaders had had enough forethought to suspend passenger transportation in and out of the capital. If they hadn't the human shields would count in hundreds of thousands, standing in the way of the army to protect their new freedoms. But the army was made of people too; some tank units disobeyed orders and joined the protesters.

Three young men still were crushed by the tanks - a Russian, a Ukrainian, and a Jew. After three days of standoffs, rioting, mutinies, and courageous anti-coup coverage by pro-democracy journalists, the coup was over. Gorbachev was restored in Kremlin.
But it wasn't Gorbachev who was the man of the hour. That honor was reserved for Boris Yeltsin. He became an instant people's hero, immortalized in a snapshot on top of a tank with a new tricolor flag of Russia. Euphoric crowds flooded the streets; many were weeping. The specter of communism had been defeated.

"Freedom can't be increased by abusing and disparaging it."
Today's anti-Bush rallies in the U.S. demand the very opposite of what the pro-freedom Soviets rallied for. By advocating for the government control of economy, the ideological monopoly of the Left, and massive redistribution of wealth, American leftists espouse the same ideas as the backward Soviet hardliners - same song, different verse.
These self-absorbed "progressives" don't want to hear about the strife of the Soviet people who had learned the hard way that these ideas only result in massive poverty and loss of freedoms for everyone involved. In effect, the leftist rallies spit in the face of every victim of communist oppression, living or dead. That count is in the hundreds of millions.
There's nothing heroic in disparaging democratic institutions, dishonoring the American flag, and carrying placards with anti-capitalist, anti-American slogans pre-printed for them by communist front groups with the money donated by corrupt foreign dictators. The protesters absurdly accuse this free country of being a fascist dictatorship, fully aware that an hour later they'll be drinking expensive coffee at Starbucks - and not dragged to a political prison and getting their teeth knocked in - a likely prospect for dissidents in the countries whose leaders they idolize.
They may believe their protest leads to more freedom - but freedom can't be increased by abusing and disparaging it. Objectively, they diminish freedom by providing hope and moral support to dictators, helping tyrants to brainwash their populations, and knocking the ground from under the feet of real fighters for freedom. That makes them a tool in the hands of a reactionary totalitarian ideology. As if supporting communist dictatorships were not enough, "progressive" rallies now also feature slogans backing the Iranian regime that imprisons and tortures its own dissidents.
"Journalistic courage is in risking imprisonment
or even death for speaking against a real tyrant -
not in peddling fabricated documents
from a comfortable TV studio in Manhattan"
Every immigrant in this country who had experienced political tyranny understands that true heroism is in standing for freedom and human rights against a real blood-stained dictatorship - not against an America that gives the hope of freedom to all those suffering from tyranny worldwide. Likewise, true journalistic courage is in risking imprisonment or even death for speaking against a real tyrant - not in peddling fabricated documents from a comfortable TV studio in Manhattan with the hope of swinging elections towards a "progressive" candidate.
Just like the corrupt Stalinist apparatchiks, the American leftists will justify anything by invoking the notion of "progress," which in their Orwellian minds is the opposite of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Their utopian ideal of a benevolent government caring for the unwashed masses is nothing but a modernized version of a feudal lord caring for unwashed peasants. That's hardly a progress by any standard.
The true meaning of progress had been long ago encoded into the U.S. Constitution, when the Founding Fathers had broken away from the earlier feudal model where the government cared for its subjects in exchange for their freedoms. Instead, they established a new model where the government's role was to make sure the citizens had enough freedoms to take care of themselves.
This truly revolutionary model is the reason why the United States is so successful; why more than 200 years later it is still leading humanity to a better and happier future. To reverse and dismantle this model will be the opposite of progress - yet it's exactly what the "progressives" seem to crave. Just like the Soviet Politburo stooges, they derive their definition of progress not from the American Revolution, but form Karl Marx's archaic and disgraced Communist Manifesto.
Lesson 2 - Russia Too Had Yeltsin Derangement Syndrome
In October of 1993 Yeltsin led an artillery attack on the Russian Parliament, banned opposition parties, and closed down newspapers that were critical of his rule. Truth or fiction?
Technically, this is not untrue, but neither is it the whole truth. It's similar to the "progressive" cliché that Bush stole the election of 2000, went to war based on lies, undermined America's freedoms at home and its image abroad. To know what really happened in Russia in 1993 we need to understand historical background. The result we discover will fully depend on what sources we choose to trust.
This is where the press comes in. News reporting is often subjective; activist reporting is even worse. Unfortunately the majority of reporters choose to describe reality in a way that in their minds would benefit their ideals of political and cultural "progress." This gives us a skewed picture of events that hampers our ability to understand them. It results in grotesque mistakes, which I can only hope the future historians will be able to undo.
Yeltsin hadn't always been a lionized version of himself - nether before nor after the 1991 events. Like Gorbachev, Yeltsin had achieved prominence as a Party functionary, using the only channel available to gain power and make a difference. In 1987 he raised his voice against the Soviet orthodoxy and resigned from the Party with a loud bang, gaining instant popularity among the huddled masses across the vast Soviet empire. In June of 1991 he became a popularly elected Russian President. Two months later he defeated a coup and became an unquestionable leader who dared give orders to Gorbachev. The imminent disbanding of the Communist Party, the KGB, and other Party-related organizations was soon followed by the dissolution of the U.S.S.R. - a move that cost Yeltsin the support of many Russians.
The Communist Party itself was hardly missed even by its own apparatchiks, most of whom retained commanding positions within the economy, laundering huge amounts of hidden Party cash through the new banks and newly privatized industries. In the largest free-for-all theft in world history, these former "servants of the people" drained Russia dry with corrupt privatization schemes and left the common people with nothing.
The apparatchiks usurped many national newspapers and magazines that used to be the Party's cash cows. Most importantly, they preserved their seats in the Supreme Council (Parliament), elected back in the Soviet days via the usual massive election fraud. Calling that shameless host of Party stooges an "elected body" would be as silly as calling an outhouse full of dung-flies a beehive (no honey on my pancakes, thank you very much). The situation in the other formerly Soviet republics wasn't any better, but that's another story.
The new Russian model that emerged under Yeltsin can best be described as follows: Yeltsin gave the people the freedom to take care of themselves while the middle management stole their means to do so.
The colossal welfare system was mostly dismantled without offering any economic opportunity in return, leaving millions without the bare means of survival. Every emerging business was being fleeced by both the bureaucrats and the booming network of racketeering gangs. The billions of dollars transferred by the new government-affiliated oligarchs to personal Swiss bank accounts roughly equaled the amount of the IMF loan to Russia that was squandered without a trace. To discuss how well-designed the reforms had been would be like arguing about quality of the paintjob on a car that flew off a bridge.
Different symptoms, same paranoia
As if that were not enough, a thriving host of new leftist parties converged with a growing block of ultra-nationalists, all of whom were former card-carrying communists and raving ant-Semitic brownshirts. The resulting National-Bolshevik movement was so similar in its methods and ideology to Hitler's National Socialism that it was easy to imagine living in Germany circa 1933.
This alliance retained control over a number of formerly Party newspapers and magazines that were now actively "uncovering the international Zionist conspiracy against Russia." Every article - be it about nature, food, education, arts, or alcoholism - contained an obligatory Jew-bashing theme, enlightening the nation about how the supernaturally crafty Zionists were plotting to destroy Russia with the help of hirelings like Yeltsin, Gorbachev, or any other potential political opponent.
In their view all Western leaders since the beginning of time were Jewish conspirators. Even the Bolshevik Revolution was a Jewish plot to conquer Russia because Lenin and all his comrades were Jews. Like the Swiftian boiled egg scientists, they actually argued among themselves whether Stalin had been a Jewish agent or a hero fighting against the Jewish menace, killed by Jewish doctors. How could they reconcile this with being part of the National-Bolshevik movement?
This won't be so shocking if you consider that Marxism is also, in essence, a vast conspiracy theory explaining how capitalist oppressors have conquered the world and are now controlling the people's minds through cultural hegemony. In the old U.S.S.R., Marxism was branded into people's brains with hot iron, often causing permanent damage. Now the hollow channels vacated by the daily anti-Capitalist propaganda were being filled with new anti-Semitic content. The irrational fear and hatred of the bourgeoisie was now complemented with the irrational fear and hatred of the Jews. The view of world history as the struggle of the oppressed against the oppressors was supplanted with the struggle of the oppressed against the worldwide Jewish conspiracy. Different symptoms, same paranoia.
If this sick bit of intellectual legerdemain surprises you, take a look at the recent merger of the Western Left with the anti-Semitic Islamofascism. Most leftist rallies now sport obligatory anti-Israeli slogans, Palestinian kuffiahs, and allegations that the world is ruled by a cabal with strong ties to Israel. That's besides the seething hatred, slurred irrational speech, and verbal attacks that sometimes turn into physical violence. It won't be surprising if the recent Holocaust-denying conference in Iran was attended by prominent National-Bolsheviks from Russia - they'd fit right in with the mad mullahs.
By 1993 the National-Bolshevik ideology found a comfortable home and a base of operations at the stooge-infested Russian parliament. Democracy, capitalism, free markets were all seen as Zionist tricks to enslave and destroy Mother Russia. Their most hated "Zionist agent" was Boris Yeltsin. Hysterical anti-Yeltsin rants and accusations published in the neo-fascist media would make the Bush derangement syndrome of the American media appear like responsible journalism.
These developments could drive an even less vodka-guzzling man towards alcoholism. Yeltsin was gradually getting more drunk and cynical. As the people's trust grew thinner, the resentment of Yeltsin's reforms grew stronger. The loudest critical voices were those of the backseat drivers who had stolen the wheels. Now they tried to use the people's rage to get back into the driver's seat.
Bombing the Parliament
In September of 1993, when Yeltsin pushed for a new set of neoliberal reforms, the Supreme Council revolted. Yeltsin had nothing to lose; he did the world a favor and dissolved the defunct Supreme Council. A large number of the so-called People's Deputies refused to leave. They initiated impeachment proceedings and elected a new acting president. The majority of them were of the National-Bolshevik persuasion, including many old-guard army generals.
They barricaded themselves in the same "White House" from which Yeltsin had opposed the coup in 1991. The building was turned into headquarters of what they hoped would become a massive uprising leading to the restoration of the Soviet Union in all its Stalinist glory, ruled by people who believed that the world was run by biorobots psychotronically controlled via a satellite from Israel. If this prospect doesn't scare you, you must be orbiting the Earth with Laika the Space Dog.
With unexpected energy and competency they worked the telephones, built alliances, organized groups of supporters, and communicated their directives via the National-Bolshevik newspapers. A flood of violent media propaganda swept the streets. The usual mix of class envy and Jew-bashing was now accompanied by open calls for the blood of traitors of the Motherland. All the ingredients of a fascist revolt were in place. Armed with clubs and crowbars, bands of self-styled storm troopers crushed windows, offices, and bones of those who they suspected were rich business people or their agents - especially if they were Jews. Sound familiar? It should.
The plan of attack included the takeover of the national "Jew-infested" Ostankino TV Center. When an armored personnel carrier crashed through the glass lobby of the TV Center, the entire country watched helplessly on their screens, in real time, as hundreds of armed thugs rushed inside and towards the TV cameras, followed by a blank screen and dead silence. A special military unit loyal to Yeltsin beat back the attack, but the screens remained dead for several more hours. 62 people were killed in that attack, including several TV Center journalists and technicians. As journalists they may have believed they'd be immune from violent retribution. They were wrong.
Hundreds of Yeltsin's supporters gathered that night at the City Hall, determined to fight but without a clear understanding who their allies or enemies were. The police chiefs were on the side of the rioters. The military leaders were still unsure who to support. By all indications Russia was slipping into a civil war. Only on the tenth day did the army elites finally make up their minds and back Yeltsin, sending in Special Forces to stop the rioting and weed out the snipers.
They started with the headquarters. When the army surrounded the Parliament and offered to surrender, the response was gunfire from the windows. The shooters inside the "White House" chaotically fired at anything that moved, including the medics who rushed to help the wounded. Eventually the snipers were taken out with tank artillery fire at the windows, after which the building was stormed and cleared of the rebels.
The anti-Yeltsin riots took 187 lives and left 437 wounded. Despite some media reports, none of the "People's Deputies" responsible for the violence were injured. Two of their leaders were charged and imprisoned, but released in less than a year, after Yeltsin's standing had become more secure. Another persistent myth was that Yeltsin fired at defenseless and unarmed elected legislature. But the count of weapons confiscated from the rebels included 1,132 rifles, machine guns, grenade launchers, pistols, mines, and explosive devices, as well as 196,000 rounds of ammunition.
"A fascist must always have a swastika
prominently displayed on the sleeve at all times -
otherwise he's just a victim working out grievances."
The Americans with whom I discussed these events were surprised at hearing about the high death toll. They didn't realize it was this bad, nor had they been informed about the anti-Semitic nature of the riots. It seems the media had failed to do its job, which is strange considering that Moscow was swarming with foreign journalists. As far as I can remember, my personal impressions at the time were that in an attempt to stay objective, the Western journalists chose some questionable middle ground - which made their coverage anything but objective.
Some of the Western journalists were even trying to see the events through the eyes of the attacking mob. They did it even after the deadly assault on the TV Center and the killing of its journalists. They continued to do so even after a rebel sniper shot and killed a British cameraman, even when several other Western reporters were wounded, including a New York Times photographer. For some inexplicable reason they refused to see the irrational nature of the extremists they tried to empathize with. All they seemed to be interested in was, feeding on people's grievances.
Apparently, in their minds, a fascist must always have a swastika prominently displayed on the sleeve at all times - otherwise he's just a victim working out grievances. These journalists wouldn't recognize fascism if it smacked them over the head with a hammer and sickle, which is the Soviet version of swastika. They probably wouldn't have believed me if I were to tell them that in the twisted minds of these ultra-nationalist maniacs, all Westerners were under the suspicion of being Zionist running dogs working to enslave and destroy Mother Russia. To appreciate just how crazy they were, consider the fact that one of their worst imaginary Zionist enemies was Bill Clinton.
I can't help but think about this media tendency every time I see a Western journalist trying to explain the mindset of a foreign extremist. Quite predictably they end up with projecting Western biases, including the Bush derangement syndrome.
A memo to Western reporters: the extremists hate you and want to kill you just for that little uncomplicated image of you they keep in their hateful delusional minds - that's why they are extremists, and you have absolutely no control over that. Spare them your personal struggles and complexes. Anything you say will only reinforce their conviction that you are an agent of the international Zionist conspiracy. The more believable your story is, the more cunning and dangerous agent they'll think you are.
Granted, Yeltsin's image in the Western media coverage remained mostly positive. But still, after the attack on the Parliament many expressed concerns about his growing dictatorial tendencies. When Yeltsin banned leftist parties implicated in the recent violence, Western reporters voiced their alarm over his totalitarian ambitions, forgetting to mention the narrowly thwarted threat of a ghastly dictatorship by lunatics, a regime that could send nasty aftershocks throughout the world. When Yeltsin closed down half a dozen National-Bolshevik publications that advocated violence, the media chided him for suppressing freedom of speech.
Under pressure from concerned Western leaders, media, and liberal intellectuals, Yeltsin lifted the ban some weeks later. Whatever the reason for the Western concern was, the criticism was unfair because Yeltsin was known to be tolerant of opposing media opinions and never denied interviews to those journalists who he knew disapproved of his policies, as long as it was a rational and civil discourse.
The attitude of the Western media puzzled me. I could understand their noble, albeit misguided desire to stand on the principles of freedom. I could appreciate the challenge of working in a different culture without knowing the language. But that didn't explain why some of them chose to empathize with the extremists. Only after I moved to the States did the pieces of the puzzle begin to fall into place.
"Whatever the reasons, it has been my personal observation
that American media leans to the left in its reporting
of the news, both foreign and domestic."
No society agrees on everything; every nation has quarrels and dissenters. To put events in perspective, foreign reporters must choose local sources for reliable background information. And more often than not their choices favor leftist causes. Western reporters habitually rely on leftist activists as their sources, as well as subjects for their interviews. One might argue that birds of feather flock together, others will mention "liberal" education and selective employment process, yet someone else will remind us that it has long been a media tradition in the U.S., to lean left and vote Democrat. Whatever the reasons, it has been my personal observation that American media leans to the left in its reporting of the news, both foreign and domestic.

A typical news story about President Bush's foreign trip would describe a heckler in the crowd, an aged hippy grandmother climbing a fence of the Buckingham Palace, or a group of leftist protesters staging a rally, accompanied by a few interviews with the "people" who predictably espouse anti-American sentiments.
Pussy-cat, pussy-cat, where have you been?
"I've been to London to look at the queen."
Pussy-cat, pussy-cat, what did you there?
"I frightened a little mouse under the chair."
Just like this pussy-cat, some reporters fail to notice things above their eye-level, favoring stories about a little mouse under the chair.
The last time Bush went to Argentina we heard many reports about the protest organized by Hugo Chavez, describing what Chavez said and what was written on Maradona's T-shirt. But what was Bush doing in Argentina? The reports either didn't say, or they mentioned some sort of a summit. What did the President of your country say at the summit and what were the implications? Silence. One begins to wonder if those reporters can actually answer such a question or understand the issues involved, unless they are explained to them by a leftist activist.
So when a coup happened in Russia and the reporters struggled to understand what was happening, some of them habitually resorted to the leftist sources - who in this case were allied with the National-Bolsheviks. That was why Yeltsin became a "tyrant," the rebels became "unarmed victims," and blood-thirsty anti-Semitic rags became "free press." That was why not a word was said about the rebels' anti-Semitism and paranoid political philosophy. All that was said about their nature was that they cared about the Russian people. Apparently Hitler also cared about the German people; we all know how that ended.
"A reporter who "wants to change the world" is guided
not by reason but by feel-good 'progressive' morality."
When a reporter says that he "wants to change the world" he admits that he doesn't trust his readers' ability to form an opinion based on objective reality. Instead, we are being fed one-sided information leading us to a predetermined opinion without thinking. Someone we don't even know, who may as well be incapable of seeing things above his eye-level, becomes the ultimate arbiter of what and how we must think. But thinking is hardly ever a goal here. A reporter who "wants to change the world" is guided, not by reason but by feel-good "progressive" morality.
One might say "progressive" morality is based on rooting for the underdog. But leftists aren't always the underdogs; they clearly are overlords in Cuba, Venezuela, and other "people's" dictatorships - who's rooting for their underdogs? The clear underdog of Stalin's industrialization was Ukraine with six million starved peasants - but no one rooted for them in the glowing Pulitzer-winning reporting by the New York Times' Walter Duranty. Was it Duranty's "progressive" morality that prompted him to deceive a generation of Americans about the true nature of Soviet socialism?
Skewed reporting results in wrong opinions and bad decisions. That alone can "change the world," as proven by Walter Cronkite's calling a victorious Tet Offensive a "defeat." He was granted his wish - paid for by the five million people slaughtered in Vietnam and Cambodia after the American withdrawal. Perhaps Cronkite often got that ticklish feeling of moral satisfaction for supporting the underdog. That ticklish feeling is an addiction. There's no shortage of journalists who "want to change the world" in Iraq, by selective reporting and empathizing with extremists. You get the picture.
"Do you ever get the feeling that you don't know
whether to laugh or find a New York Times editor
and slap him silly?"
About three years later, when I already lived in the States, I came across an open letter to Boris Yeltsin, written and signed by the New York Times editors and other leading liberal intellectuals. Printed in large letters across an entire page in the Sunday edition of the New York Times. The letter derided Yeltsin for allowing rabid anti-Semitic publications to exist in Russia and to spread their paranoid conspiracy theories that cultivated ethnic hatred.
Do you ever get the feeling that you don't know whether you should laugh or find a New York Times editor and slap him silly? The letter named names, giving a list of National-Bolshevik magazines and newspapers - the same ones Yeltsin had banned after the fascist riots but was then forced to lift the ban under pressure from probably the same group of New York Times editors and leading liberal intellectuals who at the time were concerned with the rights of leftist organizations in Russia having no freedom of speech.
The irony surely went over the heads of the liberal intellectuals and New York Times fooled by their own school of skewed journalism that favors leftist causes. But there's little doubt that every time they put pressure on Boris Yeltsin they reveled in the importance of their highly moral mission to "change the world." If you ever wondered about the absurd picture some foreigners have of this country, guess which major American newspaper foreign journalists read and take their cues from.
"Today's media scribes follow Cronkite's steps
in large unquestioning herds,
eager to 'change the world' through activist reporting."
If Walter Cronkite is still praised as a model for the future generations of journalists, what else could you expect? Today's media scribes follow Cronkite's steps in large unquestioning herds, eager to "change the world" through activist reporting, blinding everybody including themselves in the process.
Latest example. The skewed, selective reports from Iraq paint a general picture in which a relatively small group of murderous foreign extremists speak for the entire nation of Iraq, while the majority of native Iraqis who want peace, freedom, and prosperity are snubbed and ignored as if they don't exist. The bloody destructive "progress" of the terrorists is trumpeted on the front pages, while the real progress in reconstruction and democratization hardly gets any notice. Considering the moral encouragement such reporting gives to the terrorists, and the discouragement it brings to the rest of us, one begins to wonder whose side these scribes are really on.
Of course, they'll tell you they're not taking sides at all - they're trying to stay in the middle in order to be "objective." But is there an objective definition of a "middle" in this conflict? One side is rooting for a prosperous modern democracy in which everybody will be treated as a human being and have a chance to succeed in life. The other side's goal is an oppressive archaic theocracy plagued by degrading poverty and brutality, where everyone lives as a slave at the mercy of a despot.
"A compromise between good and evil
is always a victory for evil."
Any objective onlooker will see this as a fight between good and evil. What's the middle ground here? It can only exist as a vague subjective notion inside an individual reporter's head. Trying to be objective by being subjective is patently absurd, yet this is what happens when reason is replaced by feel-good "progressive" morality. The result is an abandonment of any objective criteria and moral standards. A compromise between good and evil is always a victory for evil.
Objectivity can't be relative; neither can be morality. Thinking otherwise results in the sorry state the Western media is today.
In the fantasy world created by activist reporters indiscriminate murderers who want to terrorize the Iraqis into submission by blowing up markets become idealistic freedom fighters. The American troops protecting the Iraqis and their freedoms from terrorists become immoral and murderous occupiers. How hard is it really to discern the objective criteria in this picture? All one has to do is to look at the ultimate goals of the both parties and the means used to achieve them. Yet many people find this rather easy task of observation almost impossible.
The distortions of reality in media reports from Russia, Iraq, Israel, Africa, America, and other hot and not-so-hot spots, are not the result of some malicious conspiracy. They are rather a symptom of a disorder that plagues large segments of Western societies. This is a disorder where otherwise healthy people lose the ability to see where they are going and why. They no longer understand the true meaning of progress; they have blindly replaced it with an opposite notion that is more convenient because going downhill is easier. They insist on calling themselves "progressives" even though their easy feel-good morality is guiding them in reverse direction. A more common name for this symptom is moral blindness.
Anyone who had lived through the attempt by Soviet hardliners to take back the power and restore a Stalinist dictatorship would be astounded, just as I am, with allegations by today's American "progressives" that George W. Bush is a dictator whose "junta" has usurped our freedoms and reversed decades of progress, turning America into a "fascistic autocracy." Such people don't even begin to know what "junta" really means nor what it feels like to live in a dictatorship. These pundits may think of themselves as enlightened "defenders of freedom," but in reality they only expose their own moral blindness. By shooting in the wrong direction they are hurting the very cause they claim they fight for. Freedom cannot be attained by erasing the objective criteria of liberty and democracy. Dictatorship cannot be fought by misleading the nation about the true nature of tyranny and oppression.














SocialistParty.org.uk
The clique around Yeltsin, once they had adopted the policy of full-scale, fast-track privatisation, fought ruthlessly against any challenge to their control over the spoils either from rival gangs of thieves or from the working class, trying to fight back against the onslaught on their living standards. This is why Yeltsin has got the fullest praise from western capitalist leaders and billionaire oligarchs alike, who turn a blind eye to his brutal methods.SocialistParty.org.uk
It is ninety years since the heroic battles of the workers and poor peasants in Russia which overthrew the tyranny of tsars and then of capitalism itself. But Boris Yeltsin did not succeed in burying the genuine ideas of socialism and communism. On the contrary, the bitter experience of the mass of the population under his rule, and of the 'wild (cruel and chaotic) capitalism' that has continued in the ensuing years, brings home to more and more people in the former Soviet Union and elsewhere the urgent need to revive those ideas and implement them fully!
Red Square
This won’t be so shocking if you consider that Marxism is also, in essence, a vast conspiracy theory explaining how capitalist oppressors have conquered the world and are now controlling the people’s minds through cultural hegemony.Rikalonius
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Want to abolish freedom of speech by those you disagree with? The "Fairness" Doctrine works, purging talk radio and charging your ideological opponents as "threats to national security."Comrade Blogunov
How about this one for the People's Dry Goods store: SHUT UP! YOU'RE BEING INTOLERANT!Zampolit Blokhayev
Before any of our plans can be executed, we have a problem. Clouds are brewing on the horizon!!! Â A counter-revolutionary by the name of Eric Alan Beltt, Â has "outted" us and our "superiority complex".Branish
Comrade, DO NOT GIVE UP!!!Branish
Why don't we all visit moveon.org or democraticunderground.org or whatever progressive site and post, making sure they are truly free from thoughtcrimes? If these are the people the Party takes its marching orders from (and not US?!), we must ensure they understand socialist theory.
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May Day: Anarchists plan, schedule, synchronize, and execute a coordinated campaign against all of the above
Study: North Korean Army threats as credible as White House news briefings
Obama to Congress: my government, my business
WH news briefing cut short after Jay Carney's pants spontaneously self-combust
Catholic Bishops order supersize confession booth for James Carney
Romney campaign requests Obama's fourth-grade book report on World of Dogs; Obama says, 'I ate it'
Insulted by Romney's accusation of them doing Obama's bidding, enraged media demand immediate instructions from White House on how to respond
Hillary in Colombian bar: Read my hips!
Planned Parenthood introduces Frequent Flucker reward card: 'Come again soon!'
Obama: If I had a mother, she'd look like Trayvon Martin's
Study: Ozzie Guillen's beatdown by U.S. media not as bad as beatdown in Cuban prison for speaking out
Olbermann: "They fired me for wearing a hoodie!"
Cheney gets new heart; nation also hopeful that Biden gets brain, Obama courage, and House drops on Pelosi
Trayvor Martin shooting causes fear of backlash among Latinos with old-Jewish-guy names
In effort to escape vigilante justice, George Zimmerman changes name to George Dylan
Larry Sinclair: : If I had a son, he'd look like Barack Obama
Secretary of Energy Steven Chu: due to energy conservation, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off
To raise awareness about how unattractive respiratory disorders can be, Obama's FDA bans over-the-counter sales of asthma inhalers
Turning disaster into success, Disney renames failing "John Carter" movie to "John Reagan"
Voters Without Borders oppose Texas new voter ID law
Hamas: Israeli air defense unfair to 99% of our missiles, "only 1% allowed to reach Israel"
UN: Iron Dome system in Israel too successful, may cause humanitarian crisis as desperate Gaza officials are forced to divert funds from education and healthcare in order to compensate for destroyed missiles
People's Cube gives itself Hero of Socialist Labor medal in recognition of continued expert advice provided to the Obama Administration helping to shape its foreign and domestic policies
Whitney Houston and Elvis seen at Obama fundraiser
Obama congratulates Putin on Chicago-style election outcome
Battle of the Fluke: Dept. of Health and Human Services jumps into the fray by changing emblem from "Eagle of Soaring Prices" to "Woodpecker of Reproductive Justice"
Dept. of Energy certifies Georgetown Law School sex drive as clean energy source, adds to number of green jobs created
Limbaugh controversy prompts Atlantic City casinos to preemptively shut down wildly popular Sandra Fluke slot machines
Democrats push for a death tax on aborted fetuses, to be paid for by insurance companies

Third-grader forced to apologize to Sandra Fluke for telling classmate, "Yo mama went to Georgetown Law School"
Obama to tornado victims: 'We inherited this weather from the previous administration'
Putin's post-election tears sold for five million dollars on eBay, rumored to have magical and political powers; buyer identified by initials B.O.
Rush Limbaugh apologizes for criticizing Sandra Fluke's reproductive hobbies, sends her complimentary condoms and a video camera
Obama: I don't want anyone punished with a birth certificate
Fluke to Congress: drill, baby, drill!
Supportive Americans send Sandra Fluke thousands of contraceptives in hopes she'll never reproduce
Georgetown Law School students set to receive scholarships from Crate'O'Condoms manufacturer Johnson & Johnson
Obama regrets the US government didn't provide his mother with free contraceptives when she was in college
Rescue team recovers Obama's birth certificate ten miles away from tornado path
Supporting Obama's Pond Scum Initiative, US Rep. Waters changes her name to Maxine "Stagnant" Waters
US commander in Afghanistan attempts to quell rioters by burning the American equivalent of the Koran - a year's subscription of 'Goosebumps'
Colorado school board: Islamic harassment of choir student not in violation of DOE guidelines on death threats
Obama refutes charges of being unresponsive to people's suffering: "When you pray to God, do you always hear a response?"
Maya Angelou: "Whitney's dead, Santorum did it, Romney gave the gun, and Gingrich hid it"
Larry Flint: Santorum aspirin position in poor taste and beyond the pale
Israel invades Iranian air space to drop thousands of Fallout Shelter Manuals in Farsi
Al Gore proposes to combat Global Warming by extracting silver linings from clouds in Earth's atmosphere
Conservative think tank introduces children to capitalism with pop-up picture book "The Road to Smurfdom"
Obama decrees the economy is not soaring as much as previously decreeed
Nation grateful to Madonna for promise to keep clothes on at Super Bowl
Trump endorses self, calls self to congratulate
Pelosi backs merger of Girl Scouts with Planned Parenthood: 'Who's NOT planning to be a parent at 12 these days?'
Groundhog Day news: Punxsutawney Phil doesn't see Obama's shadow
Obama's critics respond to Newsweek cover by publishing 'Defeating Obama for Dummies'
ACLU flooded with questions from donors: 'how and who to pray to in order to have Tim Tebow smitten?'
North Pole shuts down as elves unionize, demand warmer work environment
Comet and Blitzen refuse to serve with openly gay Dasher and Prancer
Rudolph publishes auto-biography, says shiny nose still cause for discrimination
Santa's sleigh grounded: PETA files animal cruelty suit against jolly old St. Nick
Al Gore's children receive carbon credits for Winter Solstice Holiday
Adults to Occupiers: there is no socialist Santa Claus; OWS protesters vow to continue demanding free chocolate cookies and milk
EPA to collect carbon tax on coal left in naughty childrens' stockings this Christmas
Carney: new tax on Christians to help improve Christ's image via NEA grants
Obama: this isn't Christmas tax, it's Jizya
Mainstream media exposes Cain's radical ties to Koch-funded abolitionist movement
Dems compromise with Cain, only 10 lashes if he returns to plantation now
White House to impose Chimney tax on Santa Claus
NY Daily News poll asking New Yorkers about Wall Street protesters uncovers glitch in People's Math: 79% want to see 99% kicked out
Democrats to Wall Street Occupiers: We're with you, but please don't harass our biggest donors!
Iran 'will pay a price' for assassination plot: Obama will not bow to Ahmadinejad for minimum of 90 days
Gov't blocks AT&T/T-MOBILE merger, cites "insufficient 2012 campaign donations"
Paul Krugman predicts stimulus package named "Irene" will improve economy this weekend
Republicans block Obama's $420 billion program to give American families free charms that ward off economic bad luck
Opposition wrongfully labels as "vacation" President's plan to join toiling workers in cranberry bogs of Martha's Vineyard
Carney calls Obama vacation 'stimulative,' estimates it will create 4 million jobs
Unemployment promises not to rise until after Obama's vacation
Gorbachev to Obama: 'I too should have abandoned the Communist party earlier'
Obama tours states in long black bus; Biden to follow in short bus
Gaddafi petitions UN to support London rebels, demands resignation of British Prime Minister
Six Flags opens new roller coaster called The Dow Jones
Obama blames Thomas Jefferson for current economic woes; Biden says it's King George's fault
Responding to Oslo shootings, Obama declares Christianity "Religion of Peace," praises "moderate Christians," promises to send one into space
President to interrupt his schedule, go on apology tour to Bible Belt, bow before local Church leaders
Media: Why do Christians hate us?
U.S. Board of Education institutes "Christian for a Day" program in public schools, considers celebrating Christmas
Ridley Scott to remake Kingdom of Heaven, this time portraying Crusaders as a peaceful, moderate group
Taking a page from the Reagan years, Obama announces new era of Perestroika and Glasnost
Progressive dream comes true: Nordic-looking Christian male commits act of terror
Racist NY Times quick to blame Muslims for Norway attack
Experts: new media standard dawns as headlines rush to describe race, color, and religion of Norwegian shooter
Study: Bicyclists have replaced Prius owners as smuggest commuters on Los Angeles freeways
Obama's Regulation Reduction committee finds US Constitution to be expensive outdated framework inefficiently regulating federal gov't
Summer fun looks up! June jobs numbers up from 18,000 new jobs to loss of 26,000 jobs
DNC eyes Romney as possible nominee for 2012
Nancy Grace on Casey Anthony verdict: "Somewhere out there, the devil is dancing tonight." Devil to Nancy: "I haven't danced since Roe v Wade"
Obama's teleprompter unhappy with White House Twitter: "Too few words"
White House admits to falling behind schedule in finding new populist, vapid 2012 reelection slogan
State Department: We're not bombing in Libya; we're only dropping unsolicited instant demolition devices
Obama to Congress: "Unlike me, you're always on vacation. That's what you are but what am I?"
Obama: "We can't cut our way to prosperity, but we sure can spend our way to oblivion
NY approves gay marriage; any moment now straight people expected to take to streets in hissy fit protest, demanding courts to overturn
White House cuts government waste by consolidating all Federal websites into one easy-to-use 'Obama-For-America-2012' website

Obama: 'The American private sector must lead the recovery! That's an order - I just signed it'
Huntsman Who: 'I-m like Reagan - a very, very efficient policy-wonk collectivist technocrat'
Pelosi reverses stance, vows to go hard on Weiner
Study: 60% of New York voters believe that Rep. Weiner had penis planted on him by Republican operatives
Tired of jokes about his name, Rep. Weiner (D) changes it to Whinner
Activists against voter ID discovered to be teens in elaborate scheme to avoid being carded at area nightclub
Harry Reid: 'We believe in a living breathing budget that evolves as society changes - today, tomorrow, the next minute, the next election'
Obama Administration demands secrecy in implementing 'transparent government' policy
Foreign policy mixup leads to Obama's order that helps US
Global happiness index compiled by Peoples Cube researchers shows ThePeoplesCube.com is best and happiest website, has healthiest babies, most bountiful beet harvests, enjoys wisest leader
Babies 'R' Us launches in-crib air traffic controller monitor to put little ones off to sleep
Obama calls new taxes 'spending reductions in tax code.' Elsewhere rapists tout 'consent reductions in sexual intercourse'
Ken Burns' DVD "The Domestic Contingency Operation" #1 on Amazon
As French troops close in on Côte d'Ivoire's President, Code Pink condemns France's 'War for Chocolate'
Seattle school renames Easter eggs 'Spring Spheres'; also renames Passover 'Please don't kill the first born in this house,' and Ramadam to 'Eat after dark, put on 20lbs'
Government shutdown averted, which means the hard-working unionized masses at the IRS will continue, without interruption, to write letters kindly asking citizens to "pay their fair share"
Media Matters reporting: Fox News to execute Glenn Beck next Tuesday
Conde Nast gave $8m to scammer who sent one email; elsewhere, electorate gave four years to scammer who had one slogan
Obama 2012: It's a Kinetic Voter Action, not a reelection campaign
As Japanese workers stuff newspapers into nuclear reactor to stop toxic leakage, questions arise if stuffing nuclear reactor into New York Times might bring similar beneficial results
Jihadists Without Borders rush to aid Libyian rebels
Obama skips trip to Mayan ruins, returns home to visit ruins of America instead
Apple unveils iPad 2.0; Obama unveils Bush 2.0
Biden: US troops in Libya could help save or create thousands of civilian lives
Maintaining two wars while starting a third proves easy for Nobel Peace Prize winner Obama
Mainstream media learns to stop worrying and love the war
NYT: Sometimes war can be the answer
NPR: War with Libya to reduce unemployment and carbon footprint
MSNBC: Counting civilian deaths in Libya too complicated
Obama suggests No-Fly Zone in Libya be modeled on his No-Decision Zone at White House
Nuke workers in Japan take advice from progressives, jam huge piece of regulation into reactor to cool it
Obama to Japanese people: 'Play golf and basketball; problems will go away'
Obama buys fiddle, heads to Rome
Obama's teleprompters unionize, demand collective bargaining rights
Hawaii: Tsunami washes away Obama's birth certficate, forcing Gov. Abercrombie to give up on investigation
Michael Moore: As long as there is anyone with money to shake down, this country is not broke
Libya became the first country to formally recognize rebels' SSauthority in the state of Wisconsin
Meanwhile, Libyan rebels are fleeing after sustained attacks by government employees loyal to Colonel Gaddafi
Rumors of 'rape for food' treatment spread in UN refugee camps for Democrat senators fleeing Wisconsin
Mainstream media to keep up current protest coverage policy in Wisconsin: "See no Union, hear no Union"
Lake Superior renamed Lake Inferior in spirit of tolerance and inclusiveness
Israelis to Egyptian rioters: "don't damage the pyramids, we will not rebuild"
Obama prayer breakfast features environmentally conscious and progressive god, as opposed to evil oppressor god of Bush years
Joe Biden: Egypt protests just a big pyramid scheme
Churchill: We will fight them on the beaches; Reagan: Tear down this wall; Obama: Follow me on twitter
Facebook sponsorship of Arab revolutions questioned by some
Vice President Biden: criticizing Egypt is un-pharaoh
Historical revisionists: "Hey, you never know"
Obama proposes national 'Win The Future' lottery; proceeds of new WTF Powerball to finance more gov't spending
Communist leader and Hu Jintau give joint White House press conference
Abortion horror in Philly: pro-choice activists need to tone down rhetoric
NARAL releases photo of Palin graphic with cross hairs over fetus
China's president calls international currency 'product of the past', wishes to use shiny clam shells
Detroit public schools focus on Green education as students harvest materials from abandoned school buildings to finance Teachers Union benefits
Obama eases Cuba travel: 30 refugees per raft instead of previous 20
Al Sharpton voices concern in the aftermath of New York City blizzard: disproportionate amount of city snowmen are white
New federal entitlement unveiled: all memorials to have Yaqui pray reader
New Democrat plan to enhance civility requires all GOP members to attend professionally managed Republicans Anonymous sessions
MSNBC: Congresswoman being shot in right side of head a proof that violence comes from the right
DHS 'see something, say something' program scrapped due to overload of whistle-blowing tips about DHS and the Obama administration
"No Labels" movement hits supermarkets with disastrous results
Comet and Blitzen refuse to serve with openly gay Dasher and Prancer
ACLU: Christmas tree lighting ceremonies create more terrorists


Obama leaving press conference marks beginning of gradual withdrawal from White House by 2012
Al Qaeda establishes 'Off with their heads' scholarship fund for British students
Jeremiah Wright goes to Stockholm with a sermon 'Sweden's chickens are coming home to roost'
Obama warns Sweden not to jump to conclusions: 'not all suicide bombers are terrorists'
Muslim woman guilty of drunk driving won't remove scarf for jail photo
New York Times sues Wikileaks for unauthorized release of its business model: "We're the ones stealing military secrets!"
Democrat voters frustrated over Wikileaks failure to implicate Bush in stealing Iraqi oil
White House considers launching a Wikidiaper website
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Gibbs: basketball game in which Obama split his lip was started by Bush
Obama names his 12 lip stitches "Mark, Luke, John, Matthew, Paul, Peter..."
Newest TSA slogan "Smell my finger" turns out to be an inside joke
North Korea attacks; American peace groups quickly react by not organizing antiwar marches, not burning DPRK flags, not painting Hitler mustache on effigies of Kim Jung Il, and not chanting "peace now"
Hollywood refuses to brand Kim Jung Il war monger and lying liar, sends Oliver Stone on fact-finding mission
Study: a Google search for body count website listing civilian deaths in Korea brought no results
Study: no Social Security reform will be needed if gov't raises retirement age to at least 814 years
Irish economy in a shambles but who cares; St Patrick’s day is only 4 months away
Obama to cut Medicare as soon as debt panel finds a way to blame it on Republicans
Aging Democratic Party Politburo refuses to give way to younger apparatchiks
Soros escape pod seen over Los Angeles; clueless Pentagon denies 'action by U.S. adversary,' searches ocean bed for hatches and trap doors
Just in: fall of USSR result of not speaking to people effectively, teleprompters not having been invented yet
Obama to America: "Mumbai is awesome! Wish you were here. Wire money"
Obama's final appeal to voters: Have the courage and integrity to rubber stamp my rubber stamps!
Obama distances from himself in Charlottesville to woo Virginia voters
Juan Williams hired by Fox News to represent liberals; show titled You've seen Juan, you've seen 'em all
Google expands maps and street views to include Google Colonoscopy: zero in on target and get detailed view with few clicks of mouse. New program supported by several gov't agencies, most notably IRS
New polling indicates American voters no longer want change, they just want their money back
Democrats launch "Take Our Jobs" campaign as only seven Americans agreed to vote for them
Obama ends war, blames Iraq car explosions on faulty non-union manufactured spare parts
Democrats pull troops out of Iraq to fight the 'real war' on Christine O' Donnell
In effort to appeal to NOW feminists, Christine O'Donnell changes name to Rosie, gains 400lbs
Obama goes to church, worships self
Study: Obama's threat to butn tax money in Washington 'recruitment bonanza' for Tea Parties


GOP: a Rove by any other name still smells the same
Imam Rauf finds a peaceful solution: 'Move Ground Zero a few blocks away from the mosque and no one gets hurt'
New Yorkers to Rauf: 'move mosque to Mecca; Ground Zero at location can be arranged'
Modernizing Islam: New York imam proposes to canonize Saul Alinsky as religion's latter day prophet
General Petraeus: non-halal meals, uncovered female Americans endanger U.S. troops
U.S. forces in Afghanistan brace for backlash after President's message on Rosh Hashana and Yom Kipur
Cardboard cutouts used to fill empty seats for Obama's appearance as Obama takes credit for creating jobs in cardboard-cutout sector
Taliban commanders warn that a plan to build Ground Zero mosque could provoke violence against their troops and operatives overseas
MSNBC suggests Florida church burn Bible instead of Koran; fewer pages mean smaller carbon footprint
New York Neighbors for American Values offer to voluntarily behead themselves to prove tolerance to Muslims; rabbi Arthur Waskow offers to self-incinerate in oven instead
The U.N. posthumously awards all French military personal that served during May of 1940 a medal for Courageous Restraint
White House revises policy to announce when President is at work instead of announcing when he is going on vacation
Seattle: sonic booms of fighter jets shatter glass, stimulate economy
Obama promises to create thousands more economically neutral jobs
White House: Spanish vacation saved or created 3,427 jobs
Pelosi issues recall of House, citing electoral safety concerns
Obama's lack of cojones a bold-face lie: proof
Elton John Working On Anti-Obama Musical
Congress ceases Pentagon spending, outsources armed forces to China
Shirley Sherrod accepts apology, gets new gov't job in End of Life Counseling
On first visit as Britain's PM, David Cameron chooses a communist state, seeks détente
Report: President Obama to visit the United States in the near future
GOP challengers promise post-racial presidency after 2012
Doctors: Glenn Beck's worsening eyesight and inability to focus give hope he may yet join other media and follow Obama
Parachuting donkey lands into Vice President's desk, continues business as usual
Obama calls on radical groups to comply with rules for radicals
NAACP condemns racism within al Qaeda: 'We don't have a problem with radicals, we have an issue with their acceptance of white Arab supremacists into their organizations'
Obama denies al-Qaeda stimulus money, redirects funds to 'less racist' man-made disaster management organizations
In view of lasting heat wave, all weather forecasts are temporarily replaced with 'An Inconvenient Truth' infomercials
NAACP strongly denounces The New Black Panthers
Caught in another hateful rant, Mel Gibson apologizes to representatives of hurt communities: Russian mail-order bride community, silicone breast-implant community, slutty clothes designer community, Vegas whore community, rapist community, and personally to Al Sharpton
Europe: Oracle Octopus predicts World Cup winner;
USA: Oracle Dodo predicts economic growth
Today's box office: LeBron knixes New York in a suspense thriller The Field of Nightmares (Tax Them and They Won't Come)

In a last-ditch effort to get popular with Americans, Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan reveals she's a Russian spy, photoshops her face on Anna Chapman's nude photos, wins by a landslide
Portland Tribune to receive Pulitzer Prize for best investigative non-reporting of Al Gore's sexual public service blooper
War on Arizona turns to quagmire; Obama sets timetable on American withdrawal by 2011
MSNBC: Obama's firing McChrystal a positive move to bring long-awaited improvement in oil-spill-affected news coverage
Harry Reid changes name to John F Kennedy in last ditch effort to win re-election
White House spokesman Gibbs clarifies why President's answers to nation's problems seem surreal, bizarre and inappropriate, by comparing reporter's question to a purple polka-dotted people-eater riding a tricycle
Obama: green economy likely to transform America into a leading third world country of the new millennium
President taps Pay Czar for BP payouts to victims: Unions order freighter of champagne
EPA: New climate bill will cost less than a postage stamp a day to those still able to afford a postage stamp
Helen Thomas Gets "Rachel Corrie Golden Bulldozer Award"
Puzzled media: Apparently, Al Gore is pro-drill
Gay Pride parade in Gaza cancels inclusion of Israeli group
Obama blames Bush for screwing up his 'Don't Make Excuses' grad speech in Kalamazoo, Michigan
Helen Thomas to leave US for ancestral Lebanon to no longer be occupier of La Raza's Land
Following phrase scheduled to appear on every Sunday morning news show: 'What Helen actually ment to say was...'

Helen Thomas to be inducted into Museum of Natural History
Obama's Deficit Reduction Commission operating in the red
Al Gore: It's a shame that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of polar bears
Democrats introduce bill regulating who can be a politician
BP hires Gaza flotilla peace activists to beat oil back into hole
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